UK Premiership Footballers
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Cristiano Ronaldo has a huge penis.
Where are those bulge pics of him? There is one of him in a little red speedo on a boat, trying really hard to keep its contents in.
There is also a pic of him going commando in a pair of jeans with an impressive bulge extending quite a distance down his leg.
These are both on the same website - a blog about celebrity penis?
It helps having a third leg when you're the best striker in the Premiership...
Where are those bulge pics of him? There is one of him in a little red speedo on a boat, trying really hard to keep its contents in.
There is also a pic of him going commando in a pair of jeans with an impressive bulge extending quite a distance down his leg.
These are both on the same website - a blog about celebrity penis?
It helps having a third leg when you're the best striker in the Premiership...
He's one of the few footballers who doesn't mind going commando on the pitch. Amazing, considering what he is clearly packing down there.
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I have a friend who works at the ticket office at Birmingham City. She confirms from Dwight Yorke's brief and unlamented stay at St Andrews that he is huge. Ugly as sin, though. Dion Dublin clearly had the biggest cock among recent premiership footballers. Going further back, I don't believe I've ever seen a footballer with a bigger cock than John Barnes, none of the current crop can compare. He was gorgeous too, and with great charm and charisma, with great legs, and tight tight shorts were in fashion when he played. He was said to be a fantastic lover by some bint who kissed and told in one of the tabloids, if you believe what you read in the papers.
Marlboro woman, you look like that bird who had "relations" with half the FA
PLEASE tell me its you!! Faria something... Is it you? She was secretary at the FA & you seem to know a lot in that area! Ive come over all Miss Marple now(well, not literally).... Here's a Dion shot to tempt the truth from you!
PLEASE tell me its you!! Faria something... Is it you? She was secretary at the FA & you seem to know a lot in that area! Ive come over all Miss Marple now(well, not literally).... Here's a Dion shot to tempt the truth from you!Attachments
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How dare you force me to look at a photo of an Aston Villa player!
A bit disappointed actually, Dion is obviously big, but not that big.
I think you mean Faria Alam!
Sven was 'a seagull with a roving eye' - Times Online
(note that photo is from the Times by the way)
She does look a bit like me doesn't she, she even dresses like I do.
Coming back to the subject of current top footballers, they are all up their own arseholes anyway, and in my experience, men like that are crap in bed anyway.
A bit disappointed actually, Dion is obviously big, but not that big.
I think you mean Faria Alam!
Sven was 'a seagull with a roving eye' - Times Online
(note that photo is from the Times by the way)
She does look a bit like me doesn't she, she even dresses like I do.
Coming back to the subject of current top footballers, they are all up their own arseholes anyway, and in my experience, men like that are crap in bed anyway.
Marlboro woman, you look like that bird who had "relations" with half the FA
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Although I have never been, and will never be, a fan of Man Utd may I offer my congratulations to Sir Alex for bringing that little turd Ronaldo into line. :biggrin1:
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I have several pics of what you're calling dick slips that I've collected. Don't know who they are -- some soccer, some rugby and don't know the nationalities either. Someone I'm sure can tell by the uniforms. Let me know if you want me to post some. Not sure how broadly we're interpreting the thread "UK premiership footballers."
I also have a great vid clip of Michael Ballack jumping rope. His stuff is SERIOUSLY FLOPPING around in that. Very hot.
I also have a great vid clip of Michael Ballack jumping rope. His stuff is SERIOUSLY FLOPPING around in that. Very hot.
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I couldn't get the clip to post -- file type not allowed it said. So here is the link to it on YouTube. YouTube - M. Ballack bouncing feat. Dead Or Alive
There are several other good clips of this guy's crotch -- just search YouTube for "Michael Ballack bulge".
There are several other good clips of this guy's crotch -- just search YouTube for "Michael Ballack bulge".
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