I think I would have to try my tongue next and see what effect we got.
Unexpected Nudity
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That's hot
You've got a ball-buddy!Next time, just go ahead and pop that nice hooded cock in your mouth, or tell me his address and I'll do it!
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There is a cautionary side to this. I did find out his name fairly simply using social media, and quickly, and quite a bit about him was posted, including comments that alluded to his large penis and his interest in nudity. Myself I have a social media account but never have any personal details posted. A couple of days before I had been up at one of the camps where a naked sharing circle was advertised in the events calendar. This didn't happen but there was a naked oil slide nearby. I got there just as it was starting and jumped in. Here I was part of a sea of naked bodies all blindfolded covered in oil oil trying to slither and wriggle from one end of a large tarp to the other. It was actually quite sensuous, and completely insane with plenty of off the planet conversations.The event was facilitated by a woman with a megaphone. It was completely routine for me, the half hour, slithering over bodies, holding and caressing feet and bodies. Some found it especially erotic as I discovered when I found myself holding an erect and vertical penis which I couldn't get my hand around. This had been mentioned in the commentary in a supportive way, though because I was blindfolded there was no knowing I was next to him. Still it was a surprise. I wondered how he was able to slither forward on his back. Soon the event was declared over, except for the two who decided to continue.
Every year the sales team leaders from my company would take annual teambuilding retreats, usually in another major city where we had a branch office. For the first few years I worked there, of 9 sales managers total I was the youngest one.
In about my 3rd year we hired a new sales director who would oversee all of us. He was relatively young, late-30s, incredibly fit and health conscious, played college football at Arizona, about 6'3" 210, shaved head probably because of recession, steely intense blue eyes, nice enough but could tell he ran a tight, organized ship. He had a hilarious wife who we all liked and a young son. We were all a bit intimidated by him because in addition to being physically imposing he didn't mince words and was a hard ass. The first few months he was there my objective was to stay off his radar.
That year our retreat was 3 days in Austin, TX. Previously the routine had been that the director made all the arrangements, assigned 2 managers to each hotel room and the director got their own room. So I was really surprised when he sent out roommate assignments and while all the other managers were paired with another manager, he and I would be sharing a room. The other managers also thought it was out of the ordinary and they'd tease me with "looks like someone has a crush on you" and "looks like he found his bitch" but mostly I think they felt a little sorry for me because I wouldn't be able to truly relax like the rest of them.
When we arrived at our hotel in Austin we split up into our pairs and headed to our rooms to drop off our bags. He had made the arrangements so I assumed that we'd get a nice room. When he opened the door, yes the room was nice but there was only one king bed. I think I tried to break the awkwardness by making a joke about spooning and he kind of laughed it off and said the hotel made a mistake and he fix it later. So left my bags packed, we went to a teambuilding session, then dinner and back to our rooms. Apparently the hotel told him there were no more double rooms available and they'd send up a roll away. This worked out fine, we watched a little TV and then lights out.
The next morning he got up super early to go for a run and he was back and in the shower before I even got out of bed. The room was relatively large and the beds were around a divider from the bathroom, coffee bar and closets. Now when rooming with someone I interpret a closed bathroom door as their private space and I just wait until the door opens as my signal that it's now communal space. So through the closed door I hear the shower turn off then wait for my cue. But it's first thing in the morning and I really have to pee.
I hear the door open up so I get up and start walking around the divider to the bathroom. The door is wide open and there my boss is, bending over the sink brushing his teeth -- completely naked. My direct line of sight was straight... up... his... asshole. To this day I could probably draw a detailed picture of his entire backside: cheeks were smooth but right as they began to curve inward was curly brown hair generously sprinkling his crack, back was muscular and smooth with a narrow waist and impressive lat spread, and hairy legs spread wide apart to get him lower to the sink, small contracted hairy ball sack just below his pinkish gray hole. At first I was shocked because other than some high school lockerroom antics I hadn't actually seen many male buttholes before, especially opened up and presented so prominently.
I hesitated, wondering if I should apologize or back away, but he clearly could hear me behind him so in order to seem "cool about it" I slowly headed in, every step staring right at his hole, maneuvered around his smooth ass cheeks and over to the toilet which was right next to the sink. Dilemma #2: I'm committed to peeing now and want to keep things from getting awkward BUT he's bent over the sink with his head low so when I pull out my dick it'll be about 18" from his face. Dilemma #3: Morning wood.
At that point I had no other option but say fuck it and just get it over with, pulled my hard dick through my boxers, pressed it down toward the toilet bowl and waited an eternity for the stream to start. I kept my eyes laser pointed at the bowl but could see out of the corner of my eye his head turning towards me and then away from me to brush both sides of his mouth, so yeah, pretty sure he saw my erect penis close up. I finished and then went back to get my stuff to shower.
Once he was done in bathroom I went in, shut the door and started to shower. About 3 minutes in the door opens and he comes back in dressed to use the bathroom mirror to lotion up his face, button up his shirt and tie his tie. At least now we have a pane of clear glass separating us and after years of sports and lockerrooms I have no problem being seen naked in the shower. It was just the realization that for the duration of this trip I had to accept that at any moment, if I'm showering, shitting or jacking, he might bust in.
They say the secret to getting ahead is dress like your boss. In this case I decided that if he didn't care about walking around the room naked, leaving the bathroom door open, or watching TV on his bed naked while lightly twisting his pubes (yes) then I'd just roll with it. On the last morning we actually got ready together naked at the bathroom mirror, hip-to-hip, dongs hanging. I somehow had become desensitized to how weird this might seem to the other managers if I ever told them.
That director worked with us for about 3 years before he go promoted and moved to Nashville. He remained a pretty strict, professional boss the entire time and I never got the feeling that he favored me over anyone else there. I do wonder though if that Austin trip was a "fishing expedition" for him. And I also wonder sometimes what would've happened if I had taken the bait.
In about my 3rd year we hired a new sales director who would oversee all of us. He was relatively young, late-30s, incredibly fit and health conscious, played college football at Arizona, about 6'3" 210, shaved head probably because of recession, steely intense blue eyes, nice enough but could tell he ran a tight, organized ship. He had a hilarious wife who we all liked and a young son. We were all a bit intimidated by him because in addition to being physically imposing he didn't mince words and was a hard ass. The first few months he was there my objective was to stay off his radar.
That year our retreat was 3 days in Austin, TX. Previously the routine had been that the director made all the arrangements, assigned 2 managers to each hotel room and the director got their own room. So I was really surprised when he sent out roommate assignments and while all the other managers were paired with another manager, he and I would be sharing a room. The other managers also thought it was out of the ordinary and they'd tease me with "looks like someone has a crush on you" and "looks like he found his bitch" but mostly I think they felt a little sorry for me because I wouldn't be able to truly relax like the rest of them.
When we arrived at our hotel in Austin we split up into our pairs and headed to our rooms to drop off our bags. He had made the arrangements so I assumed that we'd get a nice room. When he opened the door, yes the room was nice but there was only one king bed. I think I tried to break the awkwardness by making a joke about spooning and he kind of laughed it off and said the hotel made a mistake and he fix it later. So left my bags packed, we went to a teambuilding session, then dinner and back to our rooms. Apparently the hotel told him there were no more double rooms available and they'd send up a roll away. This worked out fine, we watched a little TV and then lights out.
The next morning he got up super early to go for a run and he was back and in the shower before I even got out of bed. The room was relatively large and the beds were around a divider from the bathroom, coffee bar and closets. Now when rooming with someone I interpret a closed bathroom door as their private space and I just wait until the door opens as my signal that it's now communal space. So through the closed door I hear the shower turn off then wait for my cue. But it's first thing in the morning and I really have to pee.
I hear the door open up so I get up and start walking around the divider to the bathroom. The door is wide open and there my boss is, bending over the sink brushing his teeth -- completely naked. My direct line of sight was straight... up... his... asshole. To this day I could probably draw a detailed picture of his entire backside: cheeks were smooth but right as they began to curve inward was curly brown hair generously sprinkling his crack, back was muscular and smooth with a narrow waist and impressive lat spread, and hairy legs spread wide apart to get him lower to the sink, small contracted hairy ball sack just below his pinkish gray hole. At first I was shocked because other than some high school lockerroom antics I hadn't actually seen many male buttholes before, especially opened up and presented so prominently.
I hesitated, wondering if I should apologize or back away, but he clearly could hear me behind him so in order to seem "cool about it" I slowly headed in, every step staring right at his hole, maneuvered around his smooth ass cheeks and over to the toilet which was right next to the sink. Dilemma #2: I'm committed to peeing now and want to keep things from getting awkward BUT he's bent over the sink with his head low so when I pull out my dick it'll be about 18" from his face. Dilemma #3: Morning wood.
At that point I had no other option but say fuck it and just get it over with, pulled my hard dick through my boxers, pressed it down toward the toilet bowl and waited an eternity for the stream to start. I kept my eyes laser pointed at the bowl but could see out of the corner of my eye his head turning towards me and then away from me to brush both sides of his mouth, so yeah, pretty sure he saw my erect penis close up. I finished and then went back to get my stuff to shower.
Once he was done in bathroom I went in, shut the door and started to shower. About 3 minutes in the door opens and he comes back in dressed to use the bathroom mirror to lotion up his face, button up his shirt and tie his tie. At least now we have a pane of clear glass separating us and after years of sports and lockerrooms I have no problem being seen naked in the shower. It was just the realization that for the duration of this trip I had to accept that at any moment, if I'm showering, shitting or jacking, he might bust in.
They say the secret to getting ahead is dress like your boss. In this case I decided that if he didn't care about walking around the room naked, leaving the bathroom door open, or watching TV on his bed naked while lightly twisting his pubes (yes) then I'd just roll with it. On the last morning we actually got ready together naked at the bathroom mirror, hip-to-hip, dongs hanging. I somehow had become desensitized to how weird this might seem to the other managers if I ever told them.
That director worked with us for about 3 years before he go promoted and moved to Nashville. He remained a pretty strict, professional boss the entire time and I never got the feeling that he favored me over anyone else there. I do wonder though if that Austin trip was a "fishing expedition" for him. And I also wonder sometimes what would've happened if I had taken the bait.
A follow up to this story. Due to the ease up on the restrictions My bf and I decided to head home and told the neighbour guy we where leaving Friday 19 June so give him the back gate code and a key to the spa area so he could use the hot tub and have a place to store his surfing gear.
I had to go down to the house so get a few file l left behind I went alone as my bf was visiting him parents. So I thought I would take a few me days and relax I arrived the early hours of Thursday morning and went straight to bed and was woke by my neighbour showering in our outside shower naked I was pleased to see him naked again. Later on in the day I went outside to the spa area and saw in the changing area there was some cloths t-shirts, shorts, underwear and surf wet suit. The under wear where a mixer of styles and sizes which I thought odd.
I spent the rest of the day relaxing in the 1st floor reception room I fell asleep and woke up and it was dark outside I saw my neighbour was I the hot tub I didn’t want him to know I was staying for a few day because I wanted some alone time. Next morning I went outside and found 3 pairs of swim shorts and Condom wrappers by the hot tub I was intrigued to know what was happening in the hot tub so I went to check the security cameras and to my surprise my hot neighbour was having men over to use the hot tub and having sex with them. He’s a married man with kids and is having sex with men and to my surprise he was the bottom. It has been happening ever night since my bf and I had been away.
I was interested to find out more so I went and changed the angle of the cameras 1 was directly over the hot tub 1 was on the left hand side and the other was on the right so I had a view from every angle. The only other thing I had to do was weight and see what he was doing last night I sat in my living room I could see 2 men waiting on the sand dunes and another in his car at the front of the house. I heard the back gate open at 12.30 he came in with the 2 men who where on the beach and the guy who was waiting in his car came up the side of the house and joined them it wasn’t long until they all where naked and having fun in the hot tub.
i watched back the footage this morning and recognised one of the guys from the beach as his wives bother in-laws who lives close by they go on a few golf and cycling trips a yr all over Britain.
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LOL wow guys are dogs.
Cremaster. Go to 6:30, or take in this nice looking young man first.
When I was 18 I worked in a local convenience store and used a gym close by. One day I finished in the shower and went to towel off and i noticed my manager from the store stood there looking at me. He was mid 30 and not very big but to be honest is had the luxury of just having a hot shower and a few extra rubs at my dick. We just said hey and he got ready for his work out and I got dressed and headed home. A few days later I was in work with him and when we were alone he called me billy big bollox. I got embarrassed and he said if he had a dick like mine he would walk round naked. We had a laugh about it and he made reference to his small dick. I told him I didnt notice and he said it was my loss. He was married with kids at the time. Never got to see it again unfortunately but I regret not pushing him further to show me again!
I love unexpected nudity, especially by guys who are really hot and they don’t know that were watching them changed while you were “getting stuff from your locker.” I do that a lot.
One time I was in the sauna and I was sitting by the door and some hot Spanish guy was across from me. I wasn’t really thinking anything really. He was really handsome and his body was looking good. I think he was texting on his phone and somehow my face was at the moment at the right time, because his towel undid itself and I saw his dick. OMG his dick hard and brother was hung like elephant. I think he saw me looking at him because my mouth was open the whole time and my jaw hit the floor. I didn’t close it back up until he left the room. I was so shocked too. I couldn’t stop smiling. I hope I see him again when the gyms reopen.
Is there a thread for this but for videos instead of stories?
Just an update on my buddy Charlie to share with all:
https://www.lpsg.com/conversations/news-on-charlie.20754561/
Copying the link here:
- Hi! I just saw your posts in the Unexpected Nudity thread about your neighbor, Charlie and I was wondering if there was anything more that happened after the day he showed you the tattoo?
Kevin Bacon, Yesterday at 4:26 PM
- Rarely see him now, although he sheepishly related why about a week later. Apparently he was pretty sloshed from our boilermakers, and passed out when he went home, but not before jacking off in the bed. That's how his wife found him, with shorts down and messed up. She accused him of having another affair with someone, something that had happened a year earlier. For punishment, she dumped his favorite "marine panties" and made his wear a male chastity lock while she was at work. He opened up his shorts to show me this locked metal cage that his poor penis was squeezed into for most of the time. He doesn't think she suspects that it has anything to do with me, but we agreed not to make any contact. Feel sorry for the dude, since nothing really happened between us.
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My family and I joined my Dad's sister for a trip to Bali. We stayed at a retreat that had a spa. Everyone including men wore sarongs (a batik skirt) and underwear was optional too I later found out. They offered to the menfolk a kind of local coffee that increased the libido so my Dad and his brother in law tried it out.
The sarongs were not stiched so you just tied a knot at the front.
One day I had to go to my Aunt's accomodation that was the villa next to mine to borrow some shaving gel. My uncle was having an afternoon nap on the verandah and his stiff uncut 8 ½ incher was proudly poking out of his sarong opening. He must have had a good dream because it was pretty throbbing.
The sarongs were not stiched so you just tied a knot at the front.
One day I had to go to my Aunt's accomodation that was the villa next to mine to borrow some shaving gel. My uncle was having an afternoon nap on the verandah and his stiff uncut 8 ½ incher was proudly poking out of his sarong opening. He must have had a good dream because it was pretty throbbing.
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I went through this period prior to being committed to my late partner..where I had wanted to be single and just date because since I had came out as a gay man..there has not been long periods of not having been in a long standing relationship with someone. So..during this single period..I had met this guy and after getting to know each other ...I asked him out on a date...he told me when and what time to pick him up. However..to my surprise...he greeted me at the door butt naked and with a huge erection. Although a very pleasant sight to witness...I had contacted him earlier to confirm the pick up time for our date and I had expected him to be dressed and ready to go considering I made reservations for dinner at this really nice restaurant.
What really got me was here he is standing totally naked with a huge erection at the door and then he had the audacity to ask me to cover my hands over my eyes because he did not want me to see him walking away...other wise checking out his hot ass...lol
Nonetheless...he never put on any clothes...we never made it to dinner...my clothes came off...we had sex in every room of his house and I spent the night and woke up with him giving me a blowjob...haha
What really got me was here he is standing totally naked with a huge erection at the door and then he had the audacity to ask me to cover my hands over my eyes because he did not want me to see him walking away...other wise checking out his hot ass...lol
Nonetheless...he never put on any clothes...we never made it to dinner...my clothes came off...we had sex in every room of his house and I spent the night and woke up with him giving me a blowjob...haha
Freshman year in college, went to England during winter break with my older brother, who had previously spent a semester there. We spent a few days at the home of his former roommate, who was also home on winter break. We stayed in his room, which had twin beds...each of the took one and I took the floor. Also, to my surprise, I saw that the room had a free-standing shower in the actual room...literally a glass box on 3 sides. I had spent plenty of time naked in front of my brother, so that wasn't a big deal, but I still hadn't mastered being naked around other guys for extended periods--something that was incredibly arousing to me--without getting hard. My college dorms had shower hooks across from the stalls, so I was used to guys seeing my penis before and after a shower and while changing in the room, but I couldn't yet pull off a whole shower naked. Therefore, the setup was both thrilling and nerve-wracking.
The first morning, I went first, hoping they would still be sleeping. I put the water all the way on cold and faced the wall for the first few minutes. Then my brother's friend got up and used the bathroom, which was off to one of the sides (i.e. glass). Upon return he greeted me and we started up a conversation. I had to turn the water to somewhat warm so I wouldn't be visibly shivering. He had a side view from that angle, and to be polite, I faced him as we chatted. Guys were much more open about nudity then, probably even more so in Europe, so the site of my penis wouldn't have fazed him. I managed to keep things respectable while I was still showering, but as I turned the water off to wrap up, he slipped off his boxers in preparation for the next shower. Being naked together added another level of challenge. Fortunately, it was drying off time, so I could use the towel to cover things up.
The first morning, I went first, hoping they would still be sleeping. I put the water all the way on cold and faced the wall for the first few minutes. Then my brother's friend got up and used the bathroom, which was off to one of the sides (i.e. glass). Upon return he greeted me and we started up a conversation. I had to turn the water to somewhat warm so I wouldn't be visibly shivering. He had a side view from that angle, and to be polite, I faced him as we chatted. Guys were much more open about nudity then, probably even more so in Europe, so the site of my penis wouldn't have fazed him. I managed to keep things respectable while I was still showering, but as I turned the water off to wrap up, he slipped off his boxers in preparation for the next shower. Being naked together added another level of challenge. Fortunately, it was drying off time, so I could use the towel to cover things up.
One of my buddies just texted me about finding this pic of one of our close friend's son that he discovered on a gay blog site, and said that he didn't think the kid was playing on that team, as he's a very popular and outstanding athlete and dating another friend's daughter. I told him to withhold jumping to conclusions, as it is possible that someone just slipped it into that blog without his consent or knowledge, although I'm not sure why he even consented to the picture. The pic is a bit censored to avoid casting aspersions on his reputation. Should I be mentioning this to my friend or his son, whom I am particularly close to?![InkedEQil6RwU4AMtNB5_LI.jpg]( "InkedEQil6RwU4AMtNB5_LI.jpg")
The tatts are a dead giveaway as to his identity (don't ask me how I know).
The tatts are a dead giveaway as to his identity (don't ask me how I know).
Very hot picture. I wouldn’t say anything. Better not to get involved.!
I kept my mouth shut when I found out my nephew was gay. I ran in to him at a gay club one night. Wasn't my place to out him to the family.
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