Unintentional bulge at work

[platinumswagger]

So today, I decided to dress down and wear jogging pants at work. Most of my coworkers were working from home so I thought I'd come to work comfortable. While in the restroom, I noticed that i had a ridiculously huge visible bulge. I had on under armor compression underwear on so I thought it would conceal it and keep everything in place, but nope, I've apparently been flopping around all over the place at my job. There was nothing I could do to conceal it so I basically sat at my desk all day and got up only when no one was around. I felt like I was naked all day. Extremely embarrassing. I've had problems with dress pants especially if they were a little too tight around my thighs, but this was pretty bad today.

Anyone able to relate?

 

[HorseHung40's]

I am very big; I show a very big bulge.

End of story.

 

[BulgeGuySD]

yes same here … my penis isn’t that big but I have a huge balls, all together madre an eye popping bulge, but I don’t try to enhance it nor conceal it either, it is what it is, and I say it again there might be people the don’t like it.. first of all: they are not the ones the are wearing it, second : if you don’t like it they don’t have to look at it.. turn around, I don’t rubbing it on peoples face, I’ll not wear a ridiculous oversized pants, or being uncomfortable wearing a ball crushing underwear, I have a descent physic , and fairly young to wear the lates fashion, and that includes joggers I love them
there so comfortable, fashioned and versatile …

 

[capnewt]

I would never complain..

 

[TimWalksFunny]

I only felt embarrassment (and shame) back in my younger days. In fact, when I turned 18, I told my mom that I was thinking of quitting school. To answer "Why?" I pointed at my crotch. Mom sarcastically apologized for giving me bad genetics and told me I can't hide in the house for the rest of my life, I'm going to have to go out into the world. (it's more from father's genetics, I think.)

No matter what I wear I have a 'ridiculously huge' massive visible bulge. I have to dress comfortably in order to be able to walk with the least amount of waddle, sit down with comfort, get in and out of cars. Compression underwear, and any concealing, is out of the question. At all of my jobs I've been known as the guy who has massive genitalia, 'the monster dick guy', 'the giant junk guy'. I have to arrange and position my genitals within my pants to accommodate walking, sitting down, normal leg movements.
The only way to conceal my severely oversized reproductive organs is to wear a long coat that extends down to my knees. You don't wear a big coat indoors and you can't' wear it in the summer. If people don't like looking at it, too bad, my defense is that I'm fully covered, and I have a right to function in society. People do stare, people comment, ask questions, "Did a hormone disorder cause it?" and some seem to sneer at the sight of my bulge, but this is my body and they'll just have to get over the unusual abnormality about it. I gladly answer the questions.

 

[WadWorshipper]

I can relate to the issue of having a visible bulge at work, yes. But as a guy who was a teen in the 70's, I don't have much modesty. I don't really care who sees it, or notices it. It's my body and it is what it is. I'm sure it's quite apparent some days, especially in khakis: I don't care. In fact, I kind of get a kick out of it. lol. If I could get away with wearing gray sweats at work, I would. But I guess that might be a bit much. haha.

 

[teddybaerli1]

I am very big; I show a very big bulge.

End of story.

but you don't show it on your profile, you are just talking about it and we can't admire your monster! What a pity!

 

[NM8x6]

Tend to agree with some of the other comments. I'm big. It shows. No intention of trying to either hide or accentuate.

 

[deleted15665961]

because of how my soft dick sits, I have the tent bulge in anything I wear except jeans.

I catch looks at work almost daily

 

[teddybaerli1]

 

[ericbear]

It's inevitable that I show some bulge, but one morning at work it was far more than intended. We had a casual dress policy, nice jeans were allowed, and is what I usually wore. But I have different fits of jeans: Work, Weekend/Play, Gay Bar, etc. (Interestingly, some of the more baggy fits show a lot.) I would go to the gym before work, leaving the house in my workout clothes, with my office clothes packed in my gym bag. By the way, I always go commando in jeans.

Anyway, one morning I inadvertently packed the wrong jeans. I was running late, and didn't really pay much attention getting dressed in the locker room. When I got to the office, I went for a cup of coffee while my computer was starting up. While I'm making my coffee, this woman using the microwave at the coffee station starts staring at me, with her mouth a little open and her tongue on her lip. I figured it was possibly some wardrobe problem, so I went into the restroom to check. Ooops...wrong jeans, big bulge with visible cockhead down the left leg, some ball contour visibility, too. There really wasn't much I could do about it, except carry a folder of papers when I left my desk...

 

[Lynx]

So today, I decided to dress down and wear jogging pants at work. Most of my coworkers were working from home so I thought I'd come to work comfortable. While in the restroom, I noticed that i had a ridiculously huge visible bulge. I had on under armor compression underwear on so I thought it would conceal it and keep everything in place, but nope, I've apparently been flopping around all over the place at my job. There was nothing I could do to conceal it so I basically sat at my desk all day and got up only when no one was around. I felt like I was naked all day. Extremely embarrassing. I've had problems with dress pants especially if they were a little too tight around my thighs, but this was pretty bad today.

Anyone able to relate?

We are going to need pics to be sure

 

[platinumswagger]

We are going to need pics to be sure

I actually posted some in another forum. Different pair of jogging pants though. Lol

 

[platinumswagger]

We are going to need pics to be sure

Bulge Pictures...

 

[BulgeGuySD]

It's inevitable that I show some bulge, but one morning at work it was far more than intended. We had a casual dress policy, nice jeans were allowed, and is what I usually wore. But I have different fits of jeans: Work, Weekend/Play, Gay Bar, etc. (Interestingly, some of the more baggy fits show a lot.) I would go to the gym before work, leaving the house in my workout clothes, with my office clothes packed in my gym bag. By the way, I always go commando in jeans.

Anyway, one morning I inadvertently packed the wrong jeans. I was running late, and didn't really pay much attention getting dressed in the locker room. When I got to the office, I went for a cup of coffee while my computer was starting up. While I'm making my coffee, this woman using the microwave at the coffee station starts staring at me, with her mouth a little open and her tongue on her lip. I figured it was possibly some wardrobe problem, so I went into the restroom to check. Ooops...wrong jeans, big bulge with visible cockhead down the left leg, some ball contour visibility, too. There really wasn't much I could do about it, except carry a folder of papers when I left my desk...

yummm I wish i could be there to see that …

 

[thongboy]

I don't have a problem because it's a turn-on to show off the assets. So I have the right job — in a sex shop where employees expected to be on display. For me it's usually a black muscle shirt and skintight jeans with a bulge thong underneath. In other words I'm allowed to dress the way I normally want to dress. I want to look like I'm a great fuck. Is that bad?

 

[Lynx]

I actually posted some in another forum. Different pair of jogging pants though. Lol

Oh my! I need a new job

 

[masonjames]

Showing a bulge is more than having a large dick. The fit of your pants and you body type also play a role in how much your bulge shows. Older men usually don't wear as tight fitting cloths as younger better built men do. Don't get me wrong I love looking at young fit guys and their bulges. Just making a point that there are factors that play into showing a bulge. The same size dick will show differently, or not at all, depending on these factors

 

[BulgeGuySD]

I don't have a problem because it's a turn-on to show off the assets. So I have the right job — in a sex shop where employees expected to be on display. For me it's usually a black muscle shirt and skintight jeans with a bulge thong underneath. In other words I'm allowed to dress the way I normally want to dress. I want to look like I'm a great fuck. Is that bad?

Absolutely not a bad thing at all, I wish I could dress like you all the time, however even in a work suit I buy Athletic cut suits with flat front pant suits, I like to show more then my brains … I have gotten some tail, and dick by showing off my “other assets”

 

[rm1128]

because of how my soft dick sits, I have the tent bulge in anything I wear except jeans.

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