Unintentional bulge at work

[BulgeGuySD]

I got big cock and balls. When I wear a brief, speedo or joggers I always have a big bulge on display. When I was younger I was worried about it, but now in my thirties I find it sexy, it shows confidence. Once I arrived at work earlier, cause I came from the gym, so I was still in joggers. I thought no one had arrived yet, but one of my co-workers was there, he's a young guy. He stared straight at my crotch, I felt like a stud when I saw his admiring glance.

fuck yeah bro.. I’m with you 100% I’m really like this

 

[TimWalksFunny]

I've def had some awkward moments having a pronounced tent bulge, sometimes the rim of my head is showing through the fabric.

I was at a bank about opening an account a few months back and the guy just kept looking down at my crotch while explaining the products to me, a few times his eyes got stuck on it like he was talking to it

Everybody looks and does various amounts of staring at my crotch. It happens so much that my feelings of awkwardness have faded, but I do feel a little bit sorry for guys who get embarrassed when they know that I (and other people) see them fighting the urge to look at my bulge. Their eyeball muscles get a workout. Their pupils twitching up and down, up and down, from my face to my crotch, to my face, to my crotch, and the guys whose eyes get stuck on my crotch. I've told a few guys, "Don't be embarrassed. it gets stared at all the time."


We had pizza delivered one day. I was the closest to the door, so I answered it. The deliverer was the type who has trouble not staring. His eyes kept going down to my crotch. I had the money all ready to go, but (shame on me) I pretended I had to count it. I didn't look directly at the bills, I peeked over them to watch just how much he was going to stare, and his eyes were firmly locked onto my 'private area' . When he left, he said, "Have a nice day!" to my crotch.
Two weeks later we ordered pizza again. I opened the door. It was the same guy, with another guy. He said the other guy was new and that he was showing him the route of the neighborhood. [Ya know, the new guy could have stayed in the car.] So, they both did their staring, and as they left the new guy decided to speak up. He pointed at my bulge and with an incredulous tone of voice said, "Sir, excuse me for asking a personal question, but is that how big your body parts are?! What made your junk get that big?!" So I answered that it was due to genetics. They said, "Have a nice day." to my face. It felt odd to be addressed as "Sir" because the guy and I were both about 20 years old, and it seemed so formal.

 

[OlderGuy]

Sometimes you can’t help it. Just be aware of the situation.

 

[deleted23428971]

I used to feel a bit ashamed when I was younger. Now it is not a problem for me. The fact is that it is impossible to hide my bulge when I wear formal clothes. A good friend of mine, who sells clothes, told me that I shouldn't care to much even because it is so big he wouldn't know how to help me find formal trousers to conceal it. I also realised that some colleagues call me "the UPS"...