Vinny from jersey shore

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If you would have told me a week ago that I’d be hardcore crushing on Vinny from jersey shore I’d slap you with a white glove. But damn.......I’m drooling right now
he was always the snack; his mother was fcking up his drip but those silly broads couldn't see the potential.
 
Why are the ugly geighs saying he has a small dick when soft?

Have y’all forgot about Snooki staying on the show in the first season he had a massive duck when hard?

Because the common logic in this forum seems to be, “if I insult this guy more and more, despite myself being a thirsty bitch, then maybe my comments will magically make it back to him and he’ll be forced to show his dick to prove me wrong”

Kind of logic we see in the Cody Deal thread, AbsolutelyBlake thread, etc