Want to Be Part of Our Exclusive UK Dildo Testing Group?

Hi There! 😊

We are thrilled to announce our first two House Brand dildos are ready for testing:

Meet “Alpha" (Realistic look/ feel)
‘AL’ boasts a thick & bold design. He's perfect for the more experienced user. He starts with a manageable tip and thickens gradually toward the base. The soft, inviting entry point makes for a smooth insertion; while the thicker, firmer base really satisfies once at depth. ‘Al' is looking for someone with experience and of course someone who likes a healthy girth.

Al’s Dimensions
- Insertable Length: 18cm (7in)
- Circumference at Widest Point: 18cm (7in)
- Diameter: 6cm (2 1/4in)

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Meet “Bravo” (Realistic look/ feel)
Bravo is our more realistically sized option, designed with precision and versatility in mind. Featuring a flexible metal core wrapped in our premium-grade silicone, Bravo offers the perfect balance of flexibility and firmness, poising him eager to hit all the right spots.

Bravo’s Dimensions
- Insertable Length: 16cm (6in)
- Circumference at the Widest Point: 13cm (5in)
- Diameter: 4.2cm (1.5in)

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We are looking for (5) enthusiastic testers in the UK to try our samples and provide timely feedback.

If you ARE interested, and you CAN COMMIT and AGREE to the following, we would love to hear from you:

1. Are you interested in receiving Alpha? Bravo or BOTH?
2. Receive your toy/toys between November 23 > 28, 2024 (Discreet packaging, Royal Mail, Tracked and Signed for)
3. Pay (£25 or £50) the sample fee cost which we will credit back to you in the form of a future gift voucher or membership extension/ upgrade
4. Provide detailed feedback which includes roughly 20 mins (per toy) of your time writing a full description including first impression, feel, touch, smell, experience, comparisons with other dildos, room for improvement, etc. We are looking for in-depth reviews, not "looks realistic and doesn’t smell like plastic”. We will provide a guideline but genuinely want a paragraph or two about your experience with the toy, end-to-end)
5. Provide this written feedback between December 1 - December 15, 2024

Please reach out to us if you are interested.
I would like to join this test group!
 
Hi There! 😊

We are thrilled to announce our first two House Brand dildos are ready for testing:

Meet “Alpha" (Realistic look/ feel)
‘AL’ boasts a thick & bold design. He's perfect for the more experienced user. He starts with a manageable tip and thickens gradually toward the base. The soft, inviting entry point makes for a smooth insertion; while the thicker, firmer base really satisfies once at depth. ‘Al' is looking for someone with experience and of course someone who likes a healthy girth.

Al’s Dimensions
- Insertable Length: 18cm (7in)
- Circumference at Widest Point: 18cm (7in)
- Diameter: 6cm (2 1/4in)

View attachment 151144861

Meet “Bravo” (Realistic look/ feel)
Bravo is our more realistically sized option, designed with precision and versatility in mind. Featuring a flexible metal core wrapped in our premium-grade silicone, Bravo offers the perfect balance of flexibility and firmness, poising him eager to hit all the right spots.

Bravo’s Dimensions
- Insertable Length: 16cm (6in)
- Circumference at the Widest Point: 13cm (5in)
- Diameter: 4.2cm (1.5in)

View attachment 151144931


We are looking for (5) enthusiastic testers in the UK to try our samples and provide timely feedback.

If you ARE interested, and you CAN COMMIT and AGREE to the following, we would love to hear from you:

1. Are you interested in receiving Alpha? Bravo or BOTH?
2. Receive your toy/toys between November 23 > 28, 2024 (Discreet packaging, Royal Mail, Tracked and Signed for)
3. Pay (£25 or £50) the sample fee cost which we will credit back to you in the form of a future gift voucher or membership extension/ upgrade
4. Provide detailed feedback which includes roughly 20 mins (per toy) of your time writing a full description including first impression, feel, touch, smell, experience, comparisons with other dildos, room for improvement, etc. We are looking for in-depth reviews, not "looks realistic and doesn’t smell like plastic”. We will provide a guideline but genuinely want a paragraph or two about your experience with the toy, end-to-end)
5. Provide this written feedback between December 1 - December 15, 2024

Please reach out to us if you are interested.
So interested! Based in Scotland!
 
Hi There! 😊

We are thrilled to announce our first two House Brand dildos are ready for testing:

Meet “Alpha" (Realistic look/ feel)
‘AL’ boasts a thick & bold design. He's perfect for the more experienced user. He starts with a manageable tip and thickens gradually toward the base. The soft, inviting entry point makes for a smooth insertion; while the thicker, firmer base really satisfies once at depth. ‘Al' is looking for someone with experience and of course someone who likes a healthy girth.

Al’s Dimensions
- Insertable Length: 18cm (7in)
- Circumference at Widest Point: 18cm (7in)
- Diameter: 6cm (2 1/4in)

View attachment 151144861

Meet “Bravo” (Realistic look/ feel)
Bravo is our more realistically sized option, designed with precision and versatility in mind. Featuring a flexible metal core wrapped in our premium-grade silicone, Bravo offers the perfect balance of flexibility and firmness, poising him eager to hit all the right spots.

Bravo’s Dimensions
- Insertable Length: 16cm (6in)
- Circumference at the Widest Point: 13cm (5in)
- Diameter: 4.2cm (1.5in)

View attachment 151144931


We are looking for (5) enthusiastic testers in the UK to try our samples and provide timely feedback.

If you ARE interested, and you CAN COMMIT and AGREE to the following, we would love to hear from you:

1. Are you interested in receiving Alpha? Bravo or BOTH?
2. Receive your toy/toys between November 23 > 28, 2024 (Discreet packaging, Royal Mail, Tracked and Signed for)
3. Pay (£25 or £50) the sample fee cost which we will credit back to you in the form of a future gift voucher or membership extension/ upgrade
4. Provide detailed feedback which includes roughly 20 mins (per toy) of your time writing a full description including first impression, feel, touch, smell, experience, comparisons with other dildos, room for improvement, etc. We are looking for in-depth reviews, not "looks realistic and doesn’t smell like plastic”. We will provide a guideline but genuinely want a paragraph or two about your experience with the toy, end-to-end)
5. Provide this written feedback between December 1 - December 15, 2024

Please reach out to us if you are interested.
Interested... I'm on the shorter side 😝 So be good to see if these work well ❤️
 
Wow! I am blown away and excited to see how many people are interested in helping. I thought we would struggle to find 5 testers and it turns out we could have easily had 20 or 30 testers.

We have way more people than we expected. Sadly, many of you will not be chosen. I am thinking of what we can do for the people not chosen. I'm hoping to come up with something fun :)