Way too big (lpsg)

[N68]

@harrisonsmithxxl Dude, this dick ought to be illegal.

@harrisonsmithxxl Dude, serious shit!

How does this chick even walk after you punch her diaphragm into her kidneys? G'DAYAUM!!!

 

[FleshFan69]

I think this scene is relevant to this thread, I'm not a fan of the show but I do recall seeing this lol.

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Amateur...

 

[N68]

this is an f'n nightstick "reallyfatcock" https://www.lpsg.com/data/photos/l/254/254092-1387625875-8ecdaf4fef68e335cd50bfa5c71cf37a.jpg

FUuuUuck man!!!!!!!

Is THIS YOU!??!?! GEEeezz.. How thick is that M0F0??

No MAN, no, no ,no, no,no...no..no... A chick can have that !!

Man, there's no way your sticking THAT, in a dude, Where would he put it!??

In his side pocket?

 

[Cum_is_Great]

This thread is amazing. I love the reactions!

 

[N68]

Amateur...

ha....

 

[PringlesGuy]

Man, FUCK tumblr !!

@harrisonsmithxxl Dude, this dick ought to be illegal.

@gonzi88 @Maddox @bitelouisianaise @HungTex @PringlesGuy @tomas85 @AnonForever @midwestbeef

Am I tagged in this because in considered too big? This is kind of confusing, lol. @N68

 

[N68]

Am I tagged in this because in considered too big? This is kind of confusing, lol. @N68

UM.. Not just too big, but, WAAAAy too big!!!= MONSTER COCKS of LPSG members.

 

[PringlesGuy]

UM.. Not just too big, but, WAAAAy too big!!!= MONSTER COCKS of LPSG members.

Lol, thanks! No more confusion!

 

[N68]

this is an f'n nightstick "reallyfatcock" https://www.lpsg.com/data/photos/l/254/254092-1387625875-8ecdaf4fef68e335cd50bfa5c71cf37a.jpg

MOTHER OF CHRIST!!!

https://www.lpsg.com/gallery/authors/reallyfatcock.29488/

Dude, as I read he was from Los Angels, my sphincter reflexively did a scared turtle screaming, NOooooooooooooOOOOoooo way man!!!.

Hide before he see's me..

 

[N68]

Lol, thanks! No more confusion!

It's a combination of admiration and awe.

Because for years, I've been posting hot guys with big dicks from tumblers, and combed through the solo male section. Hell, I haven't even gotten a third of the way through lists.


I appreciate the guys laughing at my comments, because I'm serious. I honestly admire the cocks. and SOME of these cocks, MAN!!! the LENGTH, the GIRTH, fuck, having sex withy you guys would be like stuffing a python in a beanbag.

A who's who of some of my faves...too big?? NOPE. Just right!! Beautiful specimens of great manhood.

The secret to being a monster cock whisperer is that you have to treat it like a venomous cobra and mesmerize it with your mouth's music.

@FleshFan69, you can have my turn in line, my empathy, and my health insurance.

Just look at some of these guy's galleries. I'm trying to figure out

• What position does your partner have to be in for you to insert?
• How much lube are you using to get that hog in there?
• Are YOU aware of how big you are when you hook up?

I've read some of the posts from the big dickers. Quit acting like the dick just got big on the way to the hook up, you know you're shit's above average.

I'm serious when I say , I'm pretty sure some of you guys have scared the shit out of some people when they saw that big wang for the first time, afraid to say something.

 

[N68]

Am I tagged in this because in considered too big? This is kind of confusing, lol. @N68

AH-HA!! exhibit A, right from your own profile

This is my first time seeing this. Not to paint with a broad brush, but I always figured big guys thought like this.

 

[Shackleford]

HOLY SMOKES dude! What a bunch of hole punchers..

Man, the solo male section has more hung meat than a deli.

@Beppe82 @1986tom @Naughty_Bi_Nature @DmcmxcvB @Shackleford
@Ozdonkey @Aithon @Nicky8 @basque9 @Nehooo @londondonkeyy @KangaRooey @BigDickGoon18 @BeauxEast

Well, gee, @N68. Not that the dimensions of my tallywhacker are an accomplishment entitling me to take a bow or anything, but I certainly do appreciate the sentiment of your including me in this discussion.

 

[N68]

Well, gee, @N68. Not that the dimensions of my tallywhacker are an accomplishment entitling me to take a bow or anything, but I certainly do appreciate the sentiment of your including me in this discussion.

Um, when you can balance a coke can on your dick????

I'm just saying... look how thick that shit is..

 

[Shackleford]

To answer your questions:

What position does your partner have to be in for you to insert?

For me & the Mrs., it's missionary to start with only very rare exception. I'm guessing that's because she can be more relaxed and spread her legs the widest with ease while on her back, but I'm not positive as to the science and/or geometry behind it. I just know that's what works best for her.

How much lube are you using to get that hog in there?

It's all relative, but I'd say a fair amount. Of course it also depends on the particular lubricant. With some, we have to use more, and with some, we can use less. I will say that in over a dozen years of being intimate, you can count on one hand with fingers left over the number of times we've successfully not used any lube, and I distinctly recall resorting to copious amounts of saliva one of those times.

Are YOU aware of how big you are when you hook up?

Ehh, as I indirectly mentioned above, my last first hookup was over a decade ago, so I don't really have a good answer for that. I will say our first couple of months of sex got frustrating at times, but I still don't know for certain what percentage of those difficulties were solely due to my size as opposed to other factors.

 

[littleguyhugedick]

It is not all fun and games. I bet I have lost more than 50% of sex cuz of this thing. Maybe more. Some love it and some say NO WAY.

 

[N68]

From another thread

I got a long cock and only some of my friends are able to deepthroat it. I can distinctly feel when it pass over the "door" at the back of the throat. It is a super nice feeling

Can you Imagine? A friend asking you, "where your going?"> Me, " oh, I'm on my way to suck my buddies 9' inch cock.

Or, the sheer notion of @fresnillo calling, what's up? I'm bored, wanna come over and..

.


I'd be like

!!!!!!!

 

[N68]

@Maddox FUCK DUDE!


That Body,

That DICK!!

!!!!!!!

 

[Cum_is_Great]

It is not all fun and games. I bet I have lost more than 50% of sex cuz of this thing. Maybe more. Some love it and some say NO WAY.

I would never ever turn down an opportunity to be big enough that I get reject for being too big. I'm basically a 30yr old virgin so I could care less at this point of not getting sex. I want it all for myself. I'd show it off to the world so everyone could cum to my pics. So I wish I could take your size from you to ease the problems you're having.

 

[N68]

To answer your questions:

For me & the Mrs., it's missionary to start with only very rare exception. I'm guessing that's because she can be more relaxed and spread her legs the widest with ease while on her back, but I'm not positive as to the science and/or geometry behind it. I just know that's what works best for her.

It's all relative, but I'd say a fair amount. Of course it also depends on the particular lubricant. With some, we have to use more, and with some, we can use less. I will say that in over a dozen years of being intimate, you can count on one hand with fingers left over the number of times we've successfully not used any lube, and I distinctly recall resorting to copious amounts of saliva one of those times.

Ehh, as I indirectly mentioned above, my last first hookup was over a decade ago, so I don't really have a good answer for that. I will say our first couple of months of sex got frustrating at times, but I still don't know for certain what percentage of those difficulties were solely due to my size as opposed to other factors.

I figured it would take some getting used to taking in somebody with a big dick. Especially on a daily/ weekly basis.

It is not all fun and games. I bet I have lost more than 50% of sex cuz of this thing. Maybe more. Some love it and some say NO WAY.

I swear I was going to mention this before you did, but, I um.. got distracted..

Don't ever think I'm not, Or have never been empathetic to the concerns of big dick guys. I've been in that situation, where the chemistry with the guy was there. We get all hot and bothered, foreplay ensues, he exposes the most tempting piece of man meat I've seen up close.

Or recently some teasing took place with one joe for months The chemistry was building up, he started dick teasing ( reading from this site every day was a contributing factor). The mug corners me off one day, starts grinding and I can feel it.

In both situations when my eyes feasted upon one of the biggest cocks I had ever seen in a while, I saw the frustration at a few failed attempts with one.

And the other Good Lord. I really wanted it so badly, But I REALLY wanted to walk without limping too.

In any event, both guys were like you @littleguyhugedick, the blood drained from their faces with disappointment, and I really felt bad for the situation.

 

[N68]

It is not all fun and games. I bet I have lost more than 50% of sex cuz of this thing. Maybe more. Some love it and some say NO WAY.

@littleguyhugedick, even your name hits home as one of my fetishes. A guy around 5'6-5'9ish, I'm totally unassuming, and BAM! fucking horse cock.

******* Now THOSE GUYS , {if it fits}, can REALLY work your shit for points.*******

It's the fact of an unassuming small stature of a guy that catches me off guard.

And I LOVE the guy is so proud of the massive meat. BUT, you have to say, man that shit looks sooo good, but, I can't. I just can't.

You're going to kill me. with that thing.