Celebrities I'd Top
(List updated for 2024)
(Sidebar - Why didn't I update my list in 2023?)

Other celebrities + athletes & social media influencers I'd top for:
1. Conan Gray
2. James Franco (He's sexy in a sinister way - can't explain it and don't care to figure out how)
3. Trevi Moran (The only woman on the list, because I have a crush on her - I've been into her for years)
4. Jeff Kasser
5. Davey Wavey
6. Matt Riddle
7. John Cena
8. Carlito
9. Ricky Martin (did I name him before?)
10. Justin Bieber
11. Shawn Mendes (He's straight, but if he wanted something, I would volunteer)
12. David Dobrik (Like James Franco, he's sexy in a sinister way - David is a one night stand and then I've got to be at work at 7am)
13. Akaash Singh (One of the hottest male comedians)
14. Hasan Minhaj (I've had crushes on Hasan and Akaash for years now)
15. Logan and Jake Paul (If I could, I would)
16. Matt Rife (Sexy in a sinister way - if I could, I would)
17. JJ Watt
18. Trevor (he's an NFL player from the Jacksonville Jaguars - I forget his last name; is it Wallace or Lawrence?)
19. Eminem
20. Omar Apollo (He's an up and coming musician - very hot)
21. Andrew Schulz
22. Vanilla Ice (in the '90s - not now)
23. Mark Wahlberg (Anytime he wants me, I'm there)
24. Tekashi 69 (Unpopular opinion, but I'd top him anytime too)
25. Diplo (I'm 27 years old - relax)
26. Justin Hartley (from This Is Us)
27. Colby Bell (the actor from The Game - he was on another show recently but I don't know if that was him)
28. Kavos (YouTuber from England - As I said, Brits are my type)
Wow. Lots of work here. I know almost none of these.
 
My 2024 List, updated - Part 2:

29. Yung Gravy (Sorry if I misspelled it)

30. Ashton Kutcher

31. Wilmer Valderrama

32. Godfrey Gao

33. Steven Yeun

34. Robin Thicke

35. Zach Clayton

36. G-Eazy

37. Tayler Holder
"Yung Gravy"????
 
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I'm a 25 year old black guy, 5'2", and a secret top who everyone assumes is a bottom (I don't know why).
So, I used to masturbate to nudes of celebrities to feed my desire to top straight celebs (it's still hot to me!).

The celebrity nudes I used to cum to:
1. Machine Gun Kelly (from 2012 to about 2018)
2. Troye Sivan
3. Andy Samberg
4. Mario Lopez
5. Shawn Mendes
6. John Leguizamo (Rarely, but he's 50+ and aged gracefully! He's one of my top Latin crushes)
7. David Faustino (from Married With Children - Bud Bundy was the ultimate twink for me as a kid)

And those are just the very few I can think of.
There were at least 25 to 30 more I used to stroke it to.

And since gay porn isn't turning me on the way it used to, I'm thinking of getting back into my old activity of masturbating to celeb nudes.
Here are the celebs I'm thinking of stroking it to:
*=Top Celebrity Crushes
1. Shawn Mendes*
2. Timothee Chalamet
3. Tom Holland (I have a secret attraction to sexy Englishmen; a man with fashion sense & men in uniform always get me going......)
4. Conan Gray (Up & coming musician & former YouTuber)
5. Tayler Holder* (Up & coming musician & YouTutber)
6. Pete Davidson (I used to think he wasn't my type, but Pete with no facial hair was what really turns me on now - I don't know why! He's really hot all of a sudden and I got turned on by his Comedy Central roast when one comic said David Spade was giving Pete some dome backstage....)
7. Machine Gun Kelly*
8. Mark Wahlberg
9. Justin Bieber*
10. Prince William*
11. Prince Harry
12. Johnny Depp (in the '80s, around his Jump Street era; not now)
13. Channing Tatum
14. Marcus Scribner (from 'Blackish')
15. Jake & Logan Paul (I would love to fuck both of them; seeing them bend over for me would make my year)
16. Daniel Craig (I did say a man in uniform..... And why wouldn't I get James Bond in my bed to do whatever I say?)
17. Jude Moore
18. Mario Adrion (He's so sexy to me, and I've spoken to him many times - I love the gentle giant types! And he's tall, loves being masculine & feminine, and him being European & ambitious is a cherry on top).
19. Dylan & Cole Sprouse
20. Freddie Highmore (Is he the actor from that medical show on ABC? I think it's called 'The Good Doctor'). He's extremely sexy too.
21. Akaash Singh (Standup comic) - My #1 choice of husbands is Asian men and Latin men; a lot of people (both in my real life & online) judge me for that, but I said what I said.
22. John Cena
23. Justin Timberlake (pre-2014; I grew up during Justin's transition from N'Sync into a solo star; I remember jacking off to JT's old shirtless photo of him sitting in the back seat of a car, when I was 12..... JT biting his lip and staring at the camera doing it, felt like he was seducing me, and my cock was addicted forever.....)
24. Eddie Benjamin (Musician - Justin Bieber discovered him)
25. The Kid Laroi (Australian singer - I love his long hair & boyish looks; his humility and low profile is also hot, too! I'm an introvert, so sneaking around with straight celebs is right up my alley).

Do you guys have any suggestions for celebs you think will be my type?
My type is:
1. Asian boys
2. Latin boys
3. Native American boys
4. White boys
Andy Samberg you say..?
 
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I'm a 25 year old black guy, 5'2", and a secret top who everyone assumes is a bottom (I don't know why).
So, I used to masturbate to nudes of celebrities to feed my desire to top straight celebs (it's still hot to me!).

The celebrity nudes I used to cum to:
1. Machine Gun Kelly (from 2012 to about 2018)
2. Troye Sivan
3. Andy Samberg
4. Mario Lopez
5. Shawn Mendes
6. John Leguizamo (Rarely, but he's 50+ and aged gracefully! He's one of my top Latin crushes)
7. David Faustino (from Married With Children - Bud Bundy was the ultimate twink for me as a kid)

And those are just the very few I can think of.
There were at least 25 to 30 more I used to stroke it to.

And since gay porn isn't turning me on the way it used to, I'm thinking of getting back into my old activity of masturbating to celeb nudes.
Here are the celebs I'm thinking of stroking it to:
*=Top Celebrity Crushes
1. Shawn Mendes*
2. Timothee Chalamet
3. Tom Holland (I have a secret attraction to sexy Englishmen; a man with fashion sense & men in uniform always get me going......)
4. Conan Gray (Up & coming musician & former YouTuber)
5. Tayler Holder* (Up & coming musician & YouTutber)
6. Pete Davidson (I used to think he wasn't my type, but Pete with no facial hair was what really turns me on now - I don't know why! He's really hot all of a sudden and I got turned on by his Comedy Central roast when one comic said David Spade was giving Pete some dome backstage....)
7. Machine Gun Kelly*
8. Mark Wahlberg
9. Justin Bieber*
10. Prince William*
11. Prince Harry
12. Johnny Depp (in the '80s, around his Jump Street era; not now)
13. Channing Tatum
14. Marcus Scribner (from 'Blackish')
15. Jake & Logan Paul (I would love to fuck both of them; seeing them bend over for me would make my year)
16. Daniel Craig (I did say a man in uniform..... And why wouldn't I get James Bond in my bed to do whatever I say?)
17. Jude Moore
18. Mario Adrion (He's so sexy to me, and I've spoken to him many times - I love the gentle giant types! And he's tall, loves being masculine & feminine, and him being European & ambitious is a cherry on top).
19. Dylan & Cole Sprouse
20. Freddie Highmore (Is he the actor from that medical show on ABC? I think it's called 'The Good Doctor'). He's extremely sexy too.
21. Akaash Singh (Standup comic) - My #1 choice of husbands is Asian men and Latin men; a lot of people (both in my real life & online) judge me for that, but I said what I said.
22. John Cena
23. Justin Timberlake (pre-2014; I grew up during Justin's transition from N'Sync into a solo star; I remember jacking off to JT's old shirtless photo of him sitting in the back seat of a car, when I was 12..... JT biting his lip and staring at the camera doing it, felt like he was seducing me, and my cock was addicted forever.....)
24. Eddie Benjamin (Musician - Justin Bieber discovered him)
25. The Kid Laroi (Australian singer - I love his long hair & boyish looks; his humility and low profile is also hot, too! I'm an introvert, so sneaking around with straight celebs is right up my alley).

Do you guys have any suggestions for celebs you think will be my type?
My type is:
1. Asian boys
2. Latin boys
3. Native American boys
4. White boys
Hot damn you have some great taste in men! Have jacked off thinking about at least half your guys getting it up the ass! Fucking Mario Adrion woud be like going t heaven in a jet, especially if Reno Gold was watching real close, like with his face between my legs!!

Dude you need to check out Angel Dario Garcia and Melvin Moore's Men4Men stuff if you havn't already!

Want to get with a Native American dude so bad. Like you I am into Asian and Younger white bottoms but love to go bitch for latino and black guys or at least flip with them!
 
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Hot damn you have some great taste in men! Have jacked off thinking about at least half your guys getting it up the ass! Fucking Mario Adrion woud be like going t heaven in a jet, especially if Reno Gold was watching real close, like with his face between my legs!!

Dude you need to check out Angel Dario Garcia and Melvin Moore's Men4Men stuff if you havn't already!

Want to get with a Native American dude so bad. Like you I am into Asian and Younger white bottoms but love to go bitch for latino and black guys or at least flip with them!
I 100% agree!
And I love Native men too - I also have a thing for the model, Cherokee Jack.
Such a Midwestern cutie!
 
Do you ever beat off to John Leguiziamo (sp?) in drag in the movie 'To Wong Foo..."? He's incredibly hilarious as a drag queen, tho not, I suspect, what you're looking for in your spank bank. I saw him on stage 3 yrs ago doing Latin American History; one man show. Super talented.
I came and searched LPSG after randomly catching “Trixie Mattel reacts to ‘To Wong Foo’” and getting a little worked up. John as Chi Chi was one of the best things in my spank bank growing up and making trips to Hastings in Texas. Whew.

I mean, he’s already hot, as you stated. And then he looks surprisingly sexy in almost every outfit. And now I’ve gotta add him back, haha. Or maybe he never left and was in a safe deposit box!
 
Do you ever beat off to John Leguiziamo (sp?) in drag in the movie 'To Wong Foo..."? He's incredibly hilarious as a drag queen, tho not, I suspect, what you're looking for in your spank bank. I saw him on stage 3 yrs ago doing Latin American History; one man show. Super talented.
My first celebrity crush was Ricky Martin.
Then Desi Arnaz.
And #3 was John Leguizamo.

I don't know who's hotter - Ricky or John; such a tough choice!
 
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2024 List, Updated - Part 3:

1. Young Mazino (He has a thread - nice! I arrived years late to the party - YM was super sexy on "Beef" and I couldn't take my eyes off him; my friend in Italy is a major hater and she thinks he and Joseph Lee are ugly - so disrespectful and kind of racist, since my friend is white and she's said several emasculating comments about multiple other Asian & black celebrities, while she was lashing out, that made me look at her sideways, but - back to YM - I'm a total superfan now)

2. Joseph Lee (from "Beef" - already spoke about him before, with my hater friend from Italy)

3. Song Kang - I'm binge watching "My Demon" on Netflix now. He's the standout for me. I won't explain it, just watch the show.

4. Tayler Holder

5. Colby Bell

6. The actor that plays Ripley on "Chicago Med" (I don't know his name in real life - sorry!)

7. The actor that plays Sean on "Chicago Med" (Once again, sorry I don't know his name!)

8. Liam Lawson - The Kiwi racecar driver (I'm American, I know, but he's from New Zealand. I just learned who he is today and I cannot take my eyes off him. Such a hottie).

9. Tom Holland

10. Charlie Puth - Still to this day. And I'm a Jersey Boy (I grew up near Charlie's hometown). But I still "have fun" to nudes of Charlie.

11. Bad Bunny

12. Peso Pluma

13. Troye Sivan - Finding out Troye's a top is.... A boner killer, I hate to admit it (I'm a vers top myself).

14. Mark Wahlberg - When I list him, people freak out because I'm black. I'm already well aware of the racist shitty things he did in his past. Calm down, please. I would still dominate this man in bed and cum in his mouth immediately.

15. Olly Alexander (if you know, you know - Olly's been my dream bottom since 2017). He's sexy, those vocals are stellar, he's socially conscious, studied music in college - Underrated hottie of the decade award, please? But, sadly.... I saw a recent interview where he said he has a boyfriend now. Boner killer for me. I just hope his man is dicking Olly down nice and often!

16. Eminem (Before 2014)

17. Jack Harlow's growing on me. I was mad at him for hating on my boy MGK, but I'm over it now.

18. MGK (Obviously). I still jack off to MGK, all these years later. I've been jacking to him since 2012 and proud of that.

19. Teo Yoo - New to my list. Totally underrated sex appeal that Americans need to get into before he stops doing US released movies. Get him while you can.

20. Bugzy Malone - I recently discovered him. He's growing on me - Love that he's from the UK too. New to my list.

21. Matt Dillon - Early Dillon is super underrated.

22. Matt Damon - Early Matt Damon is extremely underrated. If I could turn back time, I'd definitely top him as soon as possible..... But sadly, life had other plans for me.

23. Leo DiCaprio (Before 2012). After 2012, I don't get the appeal. Sorry. Don't throw tomatoes.

24. Adrien Brody - I have a soft spot for him. My mom (who's a massive homophobe and defends Trump building the wall) freaked out when I told her John Stamos is not my type.

25. The same way Brad Pitt, current Leo DiCaprio, George Clooney and one more (who's been on the not my type list for years but I always forget his name) have never been my cup of tea.

26. Quincy Brown - I need some more of him in my life. Yes, he's said a questionable comment about LGBT people, but his father is bisexual. So calm down. I like Quincy, but I hate his behavior. The only redeemable quality is I'd sleep with him.

27. Freddie Highmore

28. Freddie Woodward (I get him and Freddie Highmore confused all the time, but I've had crushes on them for years upon years - they're gifts from the heavens, sent down to make us adore them, and I'm the first one to invite them to bed).

29. One of my all-time faves - Timmy Chalamet. He's the whole package - Sexy, intelligent, wise, and an extremely versatile actor. I'm not mentioning That Girlfriend and her demonic family.

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I apologize if I listed some of the same names.
I haven't kept up with many celebrities like I used to, so I'll have to get back into my love of pop culture and movies.
I've always been more into TV shows than movies.
 
I used to jack off while watching Oral Roberts, Jimmy Swaggert, Ted Haggard, Jim Bakker (and Tammy Faye!)... you know... all the HOT televangelists....
As someone who grew up between New Jersey, Florida and Georgia - that's a sad masturbation fantasy......
None of them ever were my cup of tea, but Justin Timberlake, Jerry Lee Lewis (in his prime, until maybe '69 into 1970), Pat Boone and Elvis were more my speed.

If you all know who I'm talking about, I have to give you bonus points!
 
Tom, Leo and Rob are great.
I'm not too wild about Ryan & Brad - but the rest I've never heard of, so I'll have to do some research.
I did love Brad in "Fight Club" - so hot!
I regret this comment.
I never liked Brad, Tom and Leo.
But I still love Rob Lowe.
Also - unpopular opinion - Donny Osmond isn't too bad looking!
He's always made me lose it.
However, if I met him, I'd be respectful while on the inside, trying to hold on the urge to flirt.
I'm an atheist and he's Mormon - we would never work out.
 
As someone who grew up between New Jersey, Florida and Georgia - that's a sad masturbation fantasy......
None of them ever were my cup of tea, but Justin Timberlake, Jerry Lee Lewis (in his prime, until maybe '69 into 1970), Pat Boone and Elvis were more my speed.

If you all know who I'm talking about, I have to give you bonus points!
You realize I was being ironic, right?
Ugh. The idea of beating off to, say, Jimmy Swaggart makes my skin crawl. Altho' if you remember Ted Haggard--one of those televangelists who railed against the gay lifestyle was himself caught soliciting young men. Surprise.
 
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