What Celebrity Nudes Should I Masturbate To?

[opinionman]

I'm a 25 year old black guy, 5'2", and a secret top who everyone assumes is a bottom (I don't know why).
So, I used to masturbate to nudes of celebrities to feed my desire to top straight celebs (it's still hot to me!).

The celebrity nudes I used to cum to:
1. Machine Gun Kelly (from 2012 to about 2018)
2. Troye Sivan
3. Andy Samberg
4. Mario Lopez
5. Shawn Mendes
6. John Leguizamo (Rarely, but he's 50+ and aged gracefully! He's one of my top Latin crushes)
7. David Faustino (from Married With Children - Bud Bundy was the ultimate twink for me as a kid)

And those are just the very few I can think of.
There were at least 25 to 30 more I used to stroke it to.

And since gay porn isn't turning me on the way it used to, I'm thinking of getting back into my old activity of masturbating to celeb nudes.
Here are the celebs I'm thinking of stroking it to:
*=Top Celebrity Crushes
1. Shawn Mendes*
2. Timothee Chalamet
3. Tom Holland (I have a secret attraction to sexy Englishmen; a man with fashion sense & men in uniform always get me going......)
4. Conan Gray (Up & coming musician & former YouTuber)
5. Tayler Holder* (Up & coming musician & YouTutber)
6. Pete Davidson (I used to think he wasn't my type, but Pete with no facial hair was what really turns me on now - I don't know why! He's really hot all of a sudden and I got turned on by his Comedy Central roast when one comic said David Spade was giving Pete some dome backstage....)
7. Machine Gun Kelly*
8. Mark Wahlberg
9. Justin Bieber*
10. Prince William*
11. Prince Harry
12. Johnny Depp (in the '80s, around his Jump Street era; not now)
13. Channing Tatum
14. Marcus Scribner (from 'Blackish')
15. Jake & Logan Paul (I would love to fuck both of them; seeing them bend over for me would make my year)
16. Daniel Craig (I did say a man in uniform..... And why wouldn't I get James Bond in my bed to do whatever I say?)
17. Jude Moore
18. Mario Adrion (He's so sexy to me, and I've spoken to him many times - I love the gentle giant types! And he's tall, loves being masculine & feminine, and him being European & ambitious is a cherry on top).
19. Dylan & Cole Sprouse
20. Freddie Highmore (Is he the actor from that medical show on ABC? I think it's called 'The Good Doctor'). He's extremely sexy too.
21. Akaash Singh (Standup comic) - My #1 choice of husbands is Asian men and Latin men; a lot of people (both in my real life & online) judge me for that, but I said what I said.
22. John Cena
23. Justin Timberlake (pre-2014; I grew up during Justin's transition from N'Sync into a solo star; I remember jacking off to JT's old shirtless photo of him sitting in the back seat of a car, when I was 12..... JT biting his lip and staring at the camera doing it, felt like he was seducing me, and my cock was addicted forever.....)
24. Eddie Benjamin (Musician - Justin Bieber discovered him)
25. The Kid Laroi (Australian singer - I love his long hair & boyish looks; his humility and low profile is also hot, too! I'm an introvert, so sneaking around with straight celebs is right up my alley).

Do you guys have any suggestions for celebs you think will be my type?
My type is:
1. Asian boys
2. Latin boys
3. Native American boys
4. White boys

Wow. What does it say that I know who MAYBE 20% of these folks are?

 

[opinionman]

Borna Ćorić is one of the hottest tennis player right now, a typical older twink, but a bit hotter

Seen Carlos Alcaraz?

 

[opinionman]

I'm a 25 year old black guy, 5'2", and a secret top who everyone assumes is a bottom (I don't know why).
So, I used to masturbate to nudes of celebrities to feed my desire to top straight celebs (it's still hot to me!).

The celebrity nudes I used to cum to:
1. Machine Gun Kelly (from 2012 to about 2018)
2. Troye Sivan
3. Andy Samberg
4. Mario Lopez
5. Shawn Mendes
6. John Leguizamo (Rarely, but he's 50+ and aged gracefully! He's one of my top Latin crushes)
7. David Faustino (from Married With Children - Bud Bundy was the ultimate twink for me as a kid)

And those are just the very few I can think of.
There were at least 25 to 30 more I used to stroke it to.

And since gay porn isn't turning me on the way it used to, I'm thinking of getting back into my old activity of masturbating to celeb nudes.
Here are the celebs I'm thinking of stroking it to:
*=Top Celebrity Crushes
1. Shawn Mendes*
2. Timothee Chalamet
3. Tom Holland (I have a secret attraction to sexy Englishmen; a man with fashion sense & men in uniform always get me going......)
4. Conan Gray (Up & coming musician & former YouTuber)
5. Tayler Holder* (Up & coming musician & YouTutber)
6. Pete Davidson (I used to think he wasn't my type, but Pete with no facial hair was what really turns me on now - I don't know why! He's really hot all of a sudden and I got turned on by his Comedy Central roast when one comic said David Spade was giving Pete some dome backstage....)
7. Machine Gun Kelly*
8. Mark Wahlberg
9. Justin Bieber*
10. Prince William*
11. Prince Harry
12. Johnny Depp (in the '80s, around his Jump Street era; not now)
13. Channing Tatum
14. Marcus Scribner (from 'Blackish')
15. Jake & Logan Paul (I would love to fuck both of them; seeing them bend over for me would make my year)
16. Daniel Craig (I did say a man in uniform..... And why wouldn't I get James Bond in my bed to do whatever I say?)
17. Jude Moore
18. Mario Adrion (He's so sexy to me, and I've spoken to him many times - I love the gentle giant types! And he's tall, loves being masculine & feminine, and him being European & ambitious is a cherry on top).
19. Dylan & Cole Sprouse
20. Freddie Highmore (Is he the actor from that medical show on ABC? I think it's called 'The Good Doctor'). He's extremely sexy too.
21. Akaash Singh (Standup comic) - My #1 choice of husbands is Asian men and Latin men; a lot of people (both in my real life & online) judge me for that, but I said what I said.
22. John Cena
23. Justin Timberlake (pre-2014; I grew up during Justin's transition from N'Sync into a solo star; I remember jacking off to JT's old shirtless photo of him sitting in the back seat of a car, when I was 12..... JT biting his lip and staring at the camera doing it, felt like he was seducing me, and my cock was addicted forever.....)
24. Eddie Benjamin (Musician - Justin Bieber discovered him)
25. The Kid Laroi (Australian singer - I love his long hair & boyish looks; his humility and low profile is also hot, too! I'm an introvert, so sneaking around with straight celebs is right up my alley).

Do you guys have any suggestions for celebs you think will be my type?
My type is:
1. Asian boys
2. Latin boys
3. Native American boys
4. White boys

Do you ever beat off to John Leguiziamo (sp?) in drag in the movie 'To Wong Foo..."? He's incredibly hilarious as a drag queen, tho not, I suspect, what you're looking for in your spank bank. I saw him on stage 3 yrs ago doing Latin American History; one man show. Super talented.

 

[6798491]

Big mistake!

How?
Authentic meaning it's not photoshopped & that the nudes are verified to be them.

 

[6798491]

Do you ever beat off to John Leguiziamo (sp?) in drag in the movie 'To Wong Foo..."? He's incredibly hilarious as a drag queen, tho not, I suspect, what you're looking for in your spank bank. I saw him on stage 3 yrs ago doing Latin American History; one man show. Super talented.

He has always been pretty sexy to me.
I've never seen his Broadway work (I live 2 hours from NY though) and have only seen a few of his films - he was great in all of them!
And I've seen Tu Wong Foo, but only John's scenes in it.

 

[yos]

Colin Donnell and Jake McDorman

 

[opinionman]

He has always been pretty sexy to me.
I've never seen his Broadway work (I live 2 hours from NY though) and have only seen a few of his films - he was great in all of them!
And I've seen Tu Wong Foo, but only John's scenes in it.

You have to watch that whole movie. It's both hilarious and kind of thoughtful.

 

[London XXII]

I've heard that, too.
And I've also heard he's closeted and has a preference for black & Puerto Rican men.

he was literally arrested for race-related hate crimes and harassed a bunch of black kids in the past lmao

sounds like he very much prefers black men

 

[London XXII]

OP: other than the normal options of Henry Cavill, Chris Evans Chris Hemsworth

i’ve been really into RDJ recently. Chris Wood is a good one and Alex Aiono has been doing it for me lately

 

[Samboi1991]

Wow at the internalized racism, literally the only race left off your “preferences” list is black so you find yourself unfuckable then, just based on your own standards?

Get a grip so now having a certain preference is racist now ?

 

[6798491]

OP: other than the normal options of Henry Cavill, Chris Evans Chris Hemsworth

i’ve been really into RDJ recently. Chris Wood is a good one and Alex Aiono has been doing it for me lately

RDJ has never done anything for me.
But Alex is sexy too!

 

[6798491]

he was literally arrested for race-related hate crimes and harassed a bunch of black kids in the past lmao

sounds like he very much prefers black men

I know about Mark's hate crimes - everyone does at this point.
But Mark never fails to turn me on.....
Tom Holland, too - I love his English charisma and swagger.
So, so hot!

Englishmen have always been sexy to me; they just naturally have effortless sex appeal and sophistication you just don't see in the world today.

 

[KJaddict]

How?
Authentic meaning it's not photoshopped & that the nudes are verified to be them.

Because they reeally look real, they don't look fake it all.

 

[opinionman]

I dunno... Liberace?

 

[QuietPrelude]

Honey, you're clearly into WHITE GUYS.

 

[Frieza66]

Tom Holland, Cole Sprouse, Grant Gustin. Graham Phillips is a favorite as well

 

[6798491]

Tom Holland, Cole Sprouse, Grant Gustin. Graham Phillips is a favorite as well

I love Tom & Cole, but I haven't seen a photo of Grant in years.
And Graham might be worth my research!

 

[opinionman]

Tommy Tune, Rowan Atkinson, Danny DeVito, that Child Catcher from the movie musical "Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang."...

 

[6798491]

Tommy Tune, Rowan Atkinson, Danny DeVito, that Child Catcher from the movie musical "Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang."...

Rowan & Danny are not only twice/three times my age (I'm 26), but they are not my cup of tea.
I don't date older men.
And I've heard of Tommy Tune but forget what he looks like.

 

[opinionman]

I hope you realize I was kidding. Beat off to Danny DeVito?? Are you kidding?
Tommy Tune is this 6'6" Broadway dancer and performer who is cringe-worthy in every respect: corny, hokey, horny, cokey...
Here's an agonizingly cutesy-pie clip:

Of course with a name like "Tommy Tune," which I believe IS his real name, what choice did he have?

I am not up on current celebrities much, but I still think Tom Cruise is a hunk, and in my 20's when he did that white briefs dance in "Risky Business" I kinda lost it! ; )