I made my husband try on Speedos once. Poor baby looked like he was trying to smuggle lemons.
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What is considered small, average, large or huge balls/testicles/scrotum???
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Y’all got me paranoid that my nuts ain’t up to snuff. 2 kiwis? Damn girl, you be snaggin’ some hella-fertile fellas. Or I just have sad little berries. They’re merely decorations at this point, so it doesn’t matter ultimately, but still…
I have never seen your balls but you are fully aware that I would play with them happily given the opportunity and I'd enjoy it thoroughly
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Regardless of my whining about my lil’ nuts, I can’t imagine having kiwi sized fellas, either. I just imagine a huge, hairy pendulum swinging like a chimp, while a constant, imminent threat of being sat on forever looms.
I think we need a standard kiwi measurement.
I'm just thinking of kiwi fruit and a redesign of the scrotum. If we could cover it in the same fuzz as the kiwi it might ratchet up the attractiveness, if that's at all possible.
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Well... I smoked a bowel and now I'm stuck on the interweb researching the kiwi...
https://www.ajc.com/lifestyles/food...ize-variety-the-fruit/6NlprbPJZ8m3Xgwr4jhUBJ/
I might have to back out because there's no place to turn around!
Jimmy units and kiwi scale?
Someone in my family won a costume contest at a bar one year by using coconuts in panty hose with a huge pink dildo. They described how the level of discomfort was only worth it for the reactions. There was no question, no one else has a chance at winning that fucking contest.
So, kiwis don't sound much better than friggin coconuts.
There was an old thread about waking up as the opposite sex, and I said it would finally answer the question of how to walk with all of that equipment down there. But more importantly, how to ride a bike!
I think the coconuts would be a necessary training device.
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The most common cultivar group of kiwifruit (Actinidia deliciosa 'Hayward') is oval, about the size of a large hen's egg: 5–8 centimetres (2–3 inches) in length and 4.5–5.5 cm (13⁄4–21⁄4 in) in diameter.
Facts are science .
Words are language (among other things...)
Beer is tasty.
Just so you know, because I know you already know.
Biology is cool as fuck. Cheers ya heathen.
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I enjoy the fact I can take a thread about balls and make it dorky.
Well, I see this thread still seems to be rolling or dragging (depending upon your anatomical proclivities) along.
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3.2 inch in length.. hope you all sleep better now you know the size some random dudes right nut
Right nut? Dude, lets not make this political. A scrotum divided cannot....ummm swing?
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Wait...wut?
This thread exists here in WI because...
Why? Just why?
This thread exists here in WI because...
Why? Just why?
Haha very true…
i just got bored and couldn’t be bothered to measure the left…
This was my thought just as I hit reply on my first post…Wait...wut?
This thread exists here in WI because...
Why? Just why?
but then I realised, if a woman can have a penis she might as well have a pair of nuts to go with it…
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