What Is The Attractive Male Equivalent To Women Wearing Yoga Pants?

[ArtAppreciation]

I saw a guy in his early 20s wearing yoga pants at the gym today. I thought he was cute until then.

It's sad, but that's exactly how it happens.
I look down and think "Oh no. Rated no."

 

[AlteredEgo]

I really need to know more about this. I just do. What kind of evil supervillain. I swear I've seen some of his videos before. Is this related to the tennis balls and the armpits?

Also, that's some shiny fucking hair!

His hair is mesmerizing. And all that science coming out of his pretty face makes me wet. For real. Also for real? If he wasn't a giant nerd I wouldn't look at him twice. He is... Not my type. But he's so smart and shiny. And I like shiny. And smart.

This is not related to armpit warfare. LOL You crack me up 5 times a day, Woman!

To find out why so many fans think he is a mastermind class super villain, you just have to listen to him a lot. Eventually, you'll have that moment where you wonder how he knows something, and worry about the potential applications of the knowledge. Then you too will be all, "But Mr. Frodo, he's a VILLAIN!!!" Check out the episodes in which he ponders how to kill various supers. Wolverine is particularly good. Je leans more to comic book cannon than movie cannon, most of the time.

Current favorite episode? He turns Magic The Gathering into a Turing Machine. Gawwd I wanna fuck his spicy brain!

 

[Acquar]

Nice, elegant suits, overcoats, sweaters and open neck shirts work if the man knows how to use those pieces of clothing. Some citric and fougère perfumes work for me. Last but not least: short hair, no tattoos, clean look.