What makes a dick, "good dick" exactly?

[Spartan727]

And after all this swoon just said he’s making custard for all of us!!

 

[bigbucky]

90% of it is what it's attached to. figure it out. take care of yourself. be clean. women don't like men who are dirty. shower after work. it can be fun! take your time. women like to go slow. relax, enjoy. learn to be a good lover. don't be a "dick with a big dick."
physically, my wife said I had a "good dick", and she used "dick" because "cock" was a chicken, "and that ain't no chicken." first off, I had a "good looking dick. it's not ugly". second, I'm very thick. she really likes that "stuffed feeling", her words. third, "you're long but not too long. it doesn't hurt....just right....so it makes me want to fuck you again. physically (hormones) and mentally, our appetites were similar (very high). and good sex brings more good sex. so many weekends were Olympic sex from Friday afternoon til Monday morning. weekend winter and rainy days were often spent all day in bed.

 

[Areal8x7]

Looking back is nice, but I think I myself enjoy the real thing more. Oh don’t get me wrong
I do enjoy looking at men. ( clothes on or off
Did I just say that).
I remember my Mom saying you can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he wears. One of my favorite times to be sitting in a restaurant during the rain with a view of the men in their trench coats w umbrella’s mmmmm
Nothing is better than a man that knows how to use his gift.
Of course all of the other stuff
Respect manners hygiene as my Female
Friends have said earlier are first and foremost important cause those are the attractors the magnets

I wonder how your mom would feel about my shoes?

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[twoton]

This whole thread confuses me.

How did being huge turn out less important than whether it does all that other stuff? People are acting like the dick is some kind of, like, pet dog that took cooking classes. It doesn’t make any sense. Dicks come in two varieties: satisfying or not big enough.

 

[693987]

This whole thread confuses me.

How did being huge turn out less important than whether it does all that other stuff? People are acting like the dick is some kind of, like, pet dog that took cooking classes. It doesn’t make any sense. Dicks come in two varieties: satisfying or not big enough.

Dick can be unsatisfactory for a hell of a lot of things other than size.

 

[twoton]

Dick can be unsatisfactory for a hell of a lot of things other than size.

Women always say that.

 

[MickeyLee]

Women always say that.

Maybe you should believe all those women.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Women always say that.

Am I trippin', or are you being sarcastic?

I think you are...

 

[twoton]

Maybe you should believe all those women.

But it doesn’t make any sense. The lady on the radio commercial says women like thickness and girth.

 

[693987]

Women always say that.

Because it's fucking true.

 

[MickeyLee]

But it doesn’t make any sense. The lady on the radio commercial says women like thickness and girth.

That lady might have been selling male enhancement pills

 

[twoton]

Am I trippin', or are you being sarcastic?

I think you are...

Well, TBH, I’m pretty sure boyish sexual charisma and size is what got me into relationships. The problem is the sports car is great fun but not for a long term daily commute. Which doesn’t explain why my wife is still around.

 

[twoton]

That lady might have been selling male enhancement pills

She was. Are you implying that she was lying in some sort of dastardly scheme to separate men from their money?

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Well, TBH, I’m pretty sure boyish sexual charisma and size is what got me into relationships. The problem is the sports car is great fun but not for a long term daily commute. Which doesn’t explain why my wife is still around.

You really are a fucker, and ya know it.

 

[twoton]

You really are a fucker, and ya know it.

Not as much as I’d like to be, that’s for damn sure.

 

[twoton]

There’s all this other shit that a guy’s supposed to do, as it turns out. Like be responsible, and pay attention to the Google Calendar. Or remember to switch the laundry. Or remember to find a new auto insurer. Or get to bed instead of goof around on the internet late at night.

And that’s when it gets completely screwy because that’s when (supposedly) she decides that all that big dick doesn’t make a bit of difference.

 

[twoton]

And you’re like, “I thought you liked big ones.”

And she’s like, “I married you inspite of it, not because of it. “

 

[Spartan727]

I wonder how your mom would feel about my shoes?

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Lol you already know she wore those boots
Too! Miss ya Brother! Hope you’re staying warm!

 

[Spartan727]

There’s all this other shit that a guy’s supposed to do, as it turns out. Like be responsible, and pay attention to the Google Calendar. Or remember to switch the laundry. Or remember to find a new auto insurer. Or get to bed instead of goof around on the internet late at night.

And that’s when it gets completely screwy because that’s when (supposedly) she decides that all that big dick doesn’t make a bit of difference.

And that’s when you remember to relight the passion furnace!

 

[Areal8x7]

Lol you already know she wore those boots
Too! Miss ya Brother! Hope you’re staying warm!

Staying as warm as I can, 2 auto accidents this morning with the air temp at -30 degrees!!! No extrication needed though.