What would you think...?

[johnnyunitas]

Okay so the purpose of my post is to “Ask A Woman” what they would think if they took me home, either as a one night casual encounter or after a few dates and saw me naked for the first time. Also (and this is probably reaching) how would they describe it if asked by a confidante?

Before I get a lot of frustrated posts I just want to say my piece:

I recognize I have self-confidence issues. I am working hard to build my self-esteem through regular therapy. I recognize that I worry about size more than is necessary. I recognize that on a checklist of attractive qualities in a potential suitor 'size' is generally far down if on the list at all.

That being said…it’s just an innocent question on an online forum on a website called LARGE PENIS SUPPORT GROUP.COM.

If you find yourself indignant I understand. From some of the posts I've read a lot of women on this site are tired of dealing with douchebags like myself desperate for assurances that won’t actually assuage their concerns. In fact if I actually took the time to look I would probably find I am #365,509 to write a post like this. Truthfully I don't really know how to navigate lpsg-search and the only thing I gleaned from my small amount of reconnaissance is that embedding one’s photos is a big obnoxious no-no.

For anyone who has read this far, thank you, and if you would be so kind as to glance at my album and answer my questions above I would really appreciate it. Angry responses are also welcome and I'd like to apologize in advance if I've offended anyone!

All the best,
Johnny

 

[693987]

I'm not angry or offended.

Here's some other threads though, centered around the topic

Serious, what size do you prefer? | LPSG

Minimum and maximum penis size | LPSG

Does size matter | LPSG

Which the opinion about size cock? | LPSG

Do women actually like big size? | LPSG

Adjusting his cock to make it the size you want. | LPSG

How does an average size feels after a big one? | LPSG

Size | LPSG

size | LPSG

I need to know my chances-size-wise | LPSG

Honest Answer on size difference. | LPSG

What is the minimum acceptable size for you? | LPSG

How Important is Size? | LPSG

Penis size | LPSG

i wanna ask a woman the favourite range size | LPSG

Size | LPSG

Etc

Since you say you don't know how to navigate the Search function on here

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Pass.

No disrespect, but it seems like you already have an expectation. I don't feel like my answer will make a difference.

 

[LaFemme]

Rating you won’t help you. Not even going to look at your album. I never rate and never will. You’re already in therapy and anyone commenting on your body here is just going to set you back.

You’re torturing yourself over something that just doesn’t matter. You are taking the correct steps though by seeking help. It’s you that matters. Period. Truly, the only acceptance you need is your own. Once you do that, anyone who doesn’t accept you can just fuck off. The reality being that the vast majority will accept you just as you are. You matter. Not perceived imperfections - we all have them. No big deal. It’s what makes us individuals and uniquely us. You matter.

Good luck, and all the best to you, Johnny.

 

[johnnyunitas]

I assure you I have no expectation at all- I don't care if you say small or big or meh or wow or 'pass'. I am not looking to be humiliated. Your answer may not make a difference but I certainly would prefer it.

 

[johnnyunitas]

I assure you I have no expectation at all- I don't care if you say small or big or meh or wow or 'pass'. I am not looking to be humiliated. Your answer may not make a difference but I certainly would prefer it.

This was for @Tight_N_Juicy

 

[johnnyunitas]

I'm not angry or offended.

Here's some other threads though, centered around the topic

Serious, what size do you prefer? | LPSG

Minimum and maximum penis size | LPSG

Does size matter | LPSG

Which the opinion about size cock? | LPSG

Do women actually like big size? | LPSG

Adjusting his cock to make it the size you want. | LPSG

How does an average size feels after a big one? | LPSG

Size | LPSG

size | LPSG

I need to know my chances-size-wise | LPSG

Honest Answer on size difference. | LPSG

What is the minimum acceptable size for you? | LPSG

How Important is Size? | LPSG

Penis size | LPSG

i wanna ask a woman the favourite range size | LPSG

Size | LPSG

Etc

Since you say you don't know how to navigate the Search function on here

Not the question I'm asking but thank you for your input.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

This was for @Tight_N_Juicy

I don't understand the point of asking anything in the first place if you already make it clear that it doesn't matter what we say anyway.

You can claim to appreciate our answers all you want, I just don't buy it.

 

[693987]

Congratulations. It's a penis. It is a very penis like penis. It's a circumcised penis on a caucasian male in the USA, which tends to be the general trend for caucasian males in the USA. There's nothing special about it in a negative or a positive way that stands out/grabs my attention.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Not the question I'm asking but thank you for your input.

The question you're asking is basically the same as all those questions. Whether or not you believe it, it's just another penis question.

 

[johnnyunitas]

I mean---this website is called Large Penis Support Group. I understand if you don't want to respond. But I can't ask for any comments on my penis because why exactly? I'm not asking you to put me down, I'm not asking you to build me up, I'm just asking what you see. If it offends you how immature and narcissistic I am, fine.

But what is it I AM allowed to ask without getting pure snark? Obviously nothing about my penis on the largePENISsupport group. I apologize if you have more important things to discuss on the LARGE PENIS SUPPORT GROUP Forum "Ask A Woman".

If I could delete this thread now I would- please report me.

 

[693987]

Hey, I answered, and that shit was and is genuine. You wanted feedback, you got some. Trying to control/dictate how people respond to you is just going to end in frustration...

Edited to add: you mentioned not being able to utilize the search function, so I did it for you. You ask for feedback, I gave you feedback. Was I overly solicitous? No. That isn't my thing, and if that's what you wanted, well, sorry.

 

[johnnyunitas]

Hey, I answered, and that shit was and is genuine. You wanted feedback, you got some. Trying to control/dictate how people respond to you is just going to end in frustration...

You did respond but the tone I get seems kind of angry or resentful or dubious- am I wrong?

'Since you say you don't know how to navigate the Search function on here'

You could just say looks like a normal dick or just not post which it seems like many women would prefer to do. @LaFemme said very kind things, thank you. But if you 'pass' then actually pass.

I'm just trying to think of an analogy here: If this website were called LargeHandSupportGroup and I asked for what women thought of my hands I don't think I would be made to feel so mundane.

 

[johnnyunitas]

Hey, I answered, and that shit was and is genuine. You wanted feedback, you got some. Trying to control/dictate how people respond to you is just going to end in frustration...

Edited to add: you mentioned not being able to utilize the search function, so I did it for you. You ask for feedback, I gave you feedback. Was I overly solicitous? No. That isn't my thing, and if that's what you wanted, well, sorry.

My angry post was meant as a reply to @Tight_N_Juicy but I realized too late. Your answer was fine, I wasn't looking for anything more. Thank you

 

[johnnyunitas]

I think I should have kept my initial post short and sweet- "What do you think of my dick?" and excluded all the exposition. I don't know if it would have changed any of the responses much but I can see the mistake.

 

[LaFemme]

The purpose of ‘Ask a Woman’ isn’t to rate or evaluate penises. If we did that, we would have nothing but requests to do so. Get the men to evaluate your penis if that’s what you want. There’s a whole thread in ‘Show Off’ on ‘Rate the cock above you’. Post your pics in there. Or start a new thread. Guys never tire of rating dicks, talking about dicks or whatever. They can talk forever about the topic.

I still think it’s a bad idea for you to seek validation from others, but it’s not up to me. Self esteem does not come from the outside. You need to recognize that there is absolutely nothing wrong with you.

You kind of misconstrue the purpose of the women here, and even the purpose of this site. Large penises don’t need support - it’s a joke. That’s how the site started. This is just an adult themed site. Women aren’t here to support men’s penis related needs. Never has been and never will be. We will support each other though, if we know each other and like each other.

 

[johnnyunitas]

The purpose of ‘Ask a Woman’ isn’t to rate or evaluate penises. If we did that, we would have nothing but requests to do so. Get the men to evaluate your penis if that’s what you want. There’s a whole thread in ‘Show Off’ on ‘Rate the cock above you’. Post your pics in there. Or start a new thread. Guys never tire of rating dicks, talking about dicks or whatever. They can talk forever about the topic.

I still think it’s a bad idea for you to seek validation from others, but it’s not up to me. Self esteem does not come from the outside. You need to recognize that there is absolutely nothing wrong with you.

You kind of misconstrue the purpose of the women here, and even the purpose of this site. Large penises don’t need support - it’s a joke. That’s how the site started. This is just an adult themed site. Women aren’t here to support men’s penis related needs. Never has been and never will be. We will support each other though, if we know each other and like each other.

Okay. I have reported this thread so (I think) it will be down shortly.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I mean---this website is called Large Penis Support Group. I understand if you don't want to respond. But I can't ask for any comments on my penis because why exactly? I'm not asking you to put me down, I'm not asking you to build me up, I'm just asking what you see. If it offends you how immature and narcissistic I am, fine.

But what is it I AM allowed to ask without getting pure snark? Obviously nothing about my penis on the largePENISsupport group. I apologize if you have more important things to discuss on the LARGE PENIS SUPPORT GROUP Forum "Ask A Woman".

If I could delete this thread now I would- please report me.

I didn't snark, asshole.

I was being completely honest. I don't give a fuck what the site is called, not everyone here takes it seriously because the place started as fucking SATIRE.

Get over your penis. Listen to your therapists. They are not here.

That^^ was snark. Just to fucking clarify.

 

[deleted924715]

That being said…it’s just an innocent question on an online forum on a website called LARGE PENIS SUPPORT GROUP.COM

But what is it I AM allowed to ask without getting pure snark? Obviously nothing about my penis on the largePENISsupport group. I apologize if you have more important things to discuss on the LARGE PENIS SUPPORT GROUP Forum "Ask A Woman".

Once an OP goes down this route, they could ask a question as innocuous as "what colour is the sky?" and I wouldn't answer.

I'm not sure who the fuck he thinks he's SHOUTING at

 

[LaFemme]

Okay. I have reported this thread so (I think) it will be down shortly.

The mods won’t delete a thread with this many responses.

Just take our advice. Want your penis rated? Post it in Show Off. Want advice on a real issue, go ahead and ask us, but never tell us what a woman’s role is on this site. Mansplaining is poor form no matter where you are.