When u jo, where do u cum

When I cum I always find a way to get my cum into my mouth. I either cum in a glass or cup or even in my cupped hand to slurp up. Once in a while, I will just cum on my desk and lick it up. If I'm in bed laying down, I'll cum on my belly and then finger the cum into my mouth but that is not a favored way because it takes a lot of effort to get all of the cum.
 
50% of times in my socks
30% on my boxers (sometimes from inside while wearing them)
10% on any piece of clothes including towels
5% on my stomach or my hands
4% on my sneakers or boots
1% inside my sneakers or boots
 
i used to cum on my belly and try to aim into my bellybutton, then wipe it with preferably cotton type undies. but now ive been enjoying leaving the cum on me and spreading it on my body like its lotion lol the knowledge of my cum just chillin on me while i do my thing after is a huge turn on.
 
I usually lift the toilet seat up and get on my knees so I’m straddling the front of the toilet facing the back with my balls hitting the inside rim of the toilet. The cold toilet rim on the back of my balls in rhythm with my stroking drives me crazy. When I shoot, some hits the back of the raised toilet seat and the rest goes in the toilet for easy clean up. Just use toilet paper to clean the toilet seat.
 
On my stomach and chest if I’m in bed or while on the couch I’ll rub one out in shorts and stay in my wet shorts or in the shower on the tile wall.
 
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Most recently I've been catching my cum in the palm of my hand. About half the time I've been eating my cum from my hand the other other half the time I'll simply wash it down the sink.

Yesterday while the wife was out of the house, I used a Tenga masturbator. Lubed it up, stroked my cock, and came in it. Those darn things take a while to dry out once they've been cleaned.