When u jo, where do u cum

Usually onto my stomach/chest then I clean it up with a small rag. I buy bags of small terry cloth towels at Home Depot and use them for cleaning, so I always have them around. They make great cum rags, and they just get tossed into the laundry with everything else. Once in a rare while I'll use a sock. It was never a favorite, but works in a pinch if I'm too tired to do anything but roll over and sleep.
 
I make such a mess that it kinda rules out shooting over my stomach, that makes for a lot of cleaning up. Sometimes i jerk off on the toilet, sometimes in a condom, sometimes i use a cumrag (underwear, old running tight), sometimes an old sneaker.
 
I make such a mess that it kinda rules out shooting over my stomach, that makes for a lot of cleaning up. Sometimes i jerk off on the toilet, sometimes in a condom, sometimes i use a cumrag (underwear, old running tight), sometimes an old sneaker.
Wanna cum on me instead?
 
This may be weird, but to not make a mess, i uhhh, close up my foreskin, then cum inside of it... so it balloons, then i just go to the toilet, open it up and let it all just drop out.

that way it doesn't get on me, or my bedsheets or clothes etc etc.
 
At times been a bit envious of guys who can shoot right onto their stomachs. Easy cleanup for most. But I shoot a lot with force so most bypasses my stomach and gets on my neck and face and many times the headboard and wall behind it. Annoying as hell to have to clean the wall and headboard. When younger I apparently I missed a lot of it cleaning up plus I had the view it's late I'll clean it in the morning or running late I'll clean it later, but sometimes never did. One day saw my bed moved out and my dad cleaning the wall. He wanted to repaint but saw the dried streaks all over that slid down the wall to the floor. He wasn't mad though. He found it kind of humorous.

So I cum into tissues or into the toilet. Less mess.
 
On my chest and abs it's how my lizard brain is wired. I'll rub it in, lick the excess off my fingers, then shower
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