Where is the craziest place you have ever jerked off?
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Chromano82
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In my car while going through the car wash, in my car while driving on the highway, in the bathroom at the store, in a baptist church, in a public garden behind a pub
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Not jerked off, but I have been sucked under the table when working from home while leading an on camera Zoom meeting. Nobody was any the wiser
notthatguy
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Went out with a girl who had issues with god.... she used to take me into different churches and jerk me off in the confessionals. I was young then and did not know any better... my penis was doing the thinking back then.
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It was somewhat embarrassing as it was funny....
In the the parking lot at a Starbucks. We hear a honk honk and some lady shout out of her window..."you work it girl." As she was backing out of the spot next to us.
My partner's face turned red as an apple. The other lady was laughing and waved at us as she drove away....lol.
In the the parking lot at a Starbucks. We hear a honk honk and some lady shout out of her window..."you work it girl." As she was backing out of the spot next to us.
My partner's face turned red as an apple. The other lady was laughing and waved at us as she drove away....lol.
On a balcony in broad daylight while on vacation. I was on family vacation in Aruba a few years ago. The suite at the resort I was staying at with my brothers was on the top floor with a balcony. It was out in the open, but no one could see you on it if you were out. Unless you were in the next resort over and had binoculars lol one day I left the beach early saying that I was tired and wanted to take a nap. Instead I got completely naked and went on the balcony and jerked off. It was so hot to me to be in broad daylight like that. Even though I knew no one could see me, the risk was still there. Blew a massive load, the first shot almost went over the railing.
Also herein the storage room of the factory. Many time![60B40FF2-7366-43B5-955B-3311857B0E86.jpeg]( "60B40FF2-7366-43B5-955B-3311857B0E86.jpeg")
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Two crazy ones, but I wasn't doing the jerking, it was my gf at the time.
First one was at high speed on my motorbike. My gf reached round from behind me, unzipped me, got it out, and travelling down a quiet back lane brought me to climax.
Second, my future wife extracted me from my swimming trunks in a hotel jacuzzi, on holiday in Hamburg. I didn't cum.
First one was at high speed on my motorbike. My gf reached round from behind me, unzipped me, got it out, and travelling down a quiet back lane brought me to climax.
Second, my future wife extracted me from my swimming trunks in a hotel jacuzzi, on holiday in Hamburg. I didn't cum.
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A very long time ago, dirty magazines were essentially the only form of 'portable porn'. I made a purchase of one before driving off for the 1 hour journey home. Stopped at a red light, I was looking at the pictures and started getting hard. It was very dark out, so I unzipped and stroked while glancing at the beautiful breasts, asses, and bodies on the pages. I didn't go to completion, as I was afraid of losing control of the car, and the mess I would have to clean up!
At a summer job, when there was absolutely nobody around, I locked myself in the single person men's room and quickly rubbed one out. If anyone had shown up in the few minutes I was gone, the bathroom was the perfect excuse!
Another time, camping with friends, I went for a solo walk in the woods. When I noticed there was nobody anywhere near me (it was off-season) I took care of business and let the cum fly onto the forest floor.
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In a cemetery at night, me and a buddy took care of our need empty our balls.
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This picture reminds me of one time in college me and my gf at the time were pulling an all nighter studying before finals. We were on the fourth floor at a desk tucked away behind the bookshelf. It was around 3 or 4 a.m. and we hadn't seen anyone in hours. That's when she decided to take me out and stroke me under the desk until I came with atleast 10 powerful contractions. It was a wall mounted desk and I remember the hottest part was hearing the audbile "thumping" of each cum load striking the wall underneath the desk.
when i was like 18 ish i jerking off in a bahtroom during school. im in my 20´s now and i would do it again, maby the door open.
Uncle's funeral. I was sexting my gf at the time so snuck in at the end, sat at the back, sent pics.
I jerked off at the movie theater with other people behind me, the movie was pretty boring so i decided to slowly shove my shorts down a bit, take my cock out and start rubbing it slowly as to not draw attention. Luckily for me i had the whole isle to myself so when it came time for me to cum, i leaned further down into my seat and i shot my load behind the seat in front of me. After that, it made the movie more enjoyable to watch, but as for other places, i've jerked at school too and left my cum stains on the wall behind the toilet, dripping down slowly, public bathroom sink stalls and counters, busy parking lots and a few more places
While driving a car (it was night) or on the beach. Other than that in various bathrooms such as at work, on airplanes or trains. Not a regular thing for me, but sometimes you just have to lol
In high school I would frequently get so hard during class that I would get my dick positioned so I could rub it through my pocket under my desk. Id slowly work on it until I blew a load in my pants. It was an awesome feeling knowing that I did it with 20-30 classmates in the room!
I love blowing a load in my pants even now. I've always got a load in them, no matter what I'm doing. It's where i shoot
