Been feeling very horny on my days off, so I've thought about this a lot since stumbling upon the thread.
I've decided to group my guys into categories that hopefully don't too readily betray my age or preferences...
Teenage Heartthrobs: Then
Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Zachery Ty Bryan
Andrew Keegan
Ryan Phillippe
Justin Timberlake
Teenage Heartthrobs: Now(ish)
Nick Jonas
Charles Melton
Taylor Lautner
Noah Centineo
Liam Hemsworth
NFL Quarterbacks: Then
John Elway
Troy Aikman
Dan Marino
Steve Young
Boomer Esiason
NFL Quarterbacks: Now(ish)
Jimmy Garappolo
Mark Sanchez
Peyton Manning
Eli Manning
Kurt Warner
Baseball Boyfriends
Alex Rodriguez
David Wright
Buster Posey
Mike Trout
Anthony Recker
Joey Votto
Anthony Rizzo
Kevin Kiermeier
Paul Goldschmidt
Aaron Judge
Nolan Arenado
Brandon Belt
Tommy LaStella
Anthony Volpe
Scruffy Actor Men
Mark Ruffalo
Oscar Isaac
Pedro Pascal
Jake Johnson
Rahul Kohli
Comedians
Chris DiStefano
Andrew Schulz
Mark Normand
Sam Morril
Evan Williams
Porn Stars: Then
Matthew Rush
Conner Habib
Chad Douglas
Chad Hunt
Rocco Steele
Porn Stars: Now(ish)
Sharok
Caio Veyron
Diego Grant
Rhyheim Shabazz
Tim Kruger
Others
- Blake Griffin (NBA)
- The leading men of the original Broadway cast of "Hamilton" (minus Jonathan Groff): Lin-Manuel Miranda, Leslie Odom Jr., Daveed Diggs, Okieriete Onaodowan, Anthony Ramos, and Chris Jackson.
- Most of the men of the "Fast & Furious" franchise; particularly Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Ludacris, Tyrese, and Jason Statham.
- A number of Marvel men; particularly Chris Hemsworth, Anthony Mackie, Chris Evans, Michael B. Jordan, and Samuel L. Jackson.