Is there something hidden that you've seen/throated/butted about which you're not spilling the beans? Otherwise, methinks you have exposed your unique palette of fetishes.
OH photo link broken, humm try this one...
Abe Vigoda Picture #1313909 - 335 x 500 - FanPix.Net
I think having humor of one's own self is a turn on. Abe's my guy.