Who had the thickest dick you guys ever saw? Online or IRL
- Thread starter Souvlaki18
- Start date
you can pump a load in me any time. you come to pittsburgh, look me up !! your balls are ymmy too !!
- Joined
- Oct 19, 2009
- Posts
- 278
- Media
- 32
- Likes
- 1,081
- Points
- 498
- Location
- Jackson (Tennessee, United States)
- Verification
- View
- Sexuality
- 100% Gay, 0% Straight
- Gender
- Male
much pre-COVID because met at Denver Swim Club -- HE down from Boulder. Bit of play at Swimclub but then with me to my apartment sev. blocks away on 17th st across from Denver Zoo. JAW-ACHING to get that monster in! And I noted teensy urethra(pee hole). Which [name now escapes] agreed, saying that very common, almost "standard" with a THICK dick; urethra is unusually small. My jaw DID ache next morning from the strain (we did our play and he left). But since I've always wondered if Hank Hill in King of the Hill had a thick dick, because the joke always was Bobby, one child only, because Hank had a "narrow urethra"; so, uhhhh, "small urethra/big dick ? Writers' joke ?
DID stay in touch with THICK-dick, even having his N.W.Bell email to which from my (temp work/Medicare provider being changed over from BlueCross of Co to BlueCross of ND (or SD?) but I wrote lengthy email citing penile medical codes and making look like like "pre-retirement" (which "under consideration" but really not that close)--- fellow amused enough was able to show to co-workers whom he trusted. Never did get together again
But STILL wonder if Hank Hill's "narrow urethra" really "code" for THICK DICK !
DID stay in touch with THICK-dick, even having his N.W.Bell email to which from my (temp work/Medicare provider being changed over from BlueCross of Co to BlueCross of ND (or SD?) but I wrote lengthy email citing penile medical codes and making look like like "pre-retirement" (which "under consideration" but really not that close)--- fellow amused enough was able to show to co-workers whom he trusted. Never did get together again
But STILL wonder if Hank Hill's "narrow urethra" really "code" for THICK DICK !
HungBiGuy8
Legendary Member
- Joined
- Feb 9, 2014
- Posts
- 210
- Media
- 8
- Likes
- 1,952
- Points
- 363
- Location
- Minneapolis
- Sexuality
- 60% Straight, 40% Gay
- Gender
- Male
Thickest I've seen in real life is a local guy I've hooked up with several times. Big cock, probably 9 long, I'm 8 long 5.5 around, based on that I'd guess his cock is 6.5 around at the base and head but bulges to much more in the middle, so fucking thick can't wrap my hand around it and I have big hands. He's never fucked me but I've enjoyed getting my mouth around that beauty and swallowing his loads.
This was in person... The guy was as thick as a beer can. I put my hand around it and it was seriously like holding a beer can in my hand. It was no more than 7" in length, but THICK. Kind of scary, but I tried to fit it inside my ass. I got maybe half of it inside me and rode up and down for a few minutes, but it was just too thick.
Similar threads
