Would You Rather: Rhyming Edition

[5696601]

Answer which scenario you would rather do, then give two scenarios that rhyme with one another. Your new scenarios do not have to rhyme with the previous poster's rhyme.

Here, I'll start:

Would you rather,

Eat one rat

or

Always have to wear a tin-foil hat?

 

[Yorkie]

I'm a vegetarian so eating any animal is never going to happen.

Would you rather,

Do a parachute jump

or

Give a blow job to Trump?

 

[5696601]

Parachute jump

Would you rather,

Have sex with someone who's sick

or

Be completely naked in public?

 

[Yorkie]

Naked bike ride? I could do that

Would you rather,

Be on TV nude

or

Have a day with no food?

 

[5696601]

No Food. I've actually done that already as an "intermittent fast" for health purposes. Don't recommend it, lol

Would you rather,

Forever live inside a college dorm

or

Fly a kite once during a lightning storm?

 

[Yorkie]

I think I'd risk the kite, I never could get the things to work for more than 5 minutes!

Would you rather,

Face a wild bear

or

Lose all your hair? (maybe you already have - sorry! )

 

[5696601]

I'd rather lose my hair. I look half decent completely bald, lol.

Would you rather,

Never again be able to cum

or

Have someone slam a car door on your thumb?

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Have my thumb slammed (at least the pain usually won't be permanent)

Would you rather,

Kiss a frog

or

eat an entire cheese log?

 

[5696601]

Kiss a frog (and then proceed to wash my lips thoroughly afterwards)

Would you rather,

Live the rest of your life in jail for serious crimes

or

Live the rest of your life in medieval times?