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next instalment pleaseWe didn’t speak as we played, sat completely naked on the sofa, both leaning forward towards the screen, both concentrating, both knowing that messing up would mean doing a forfeit chosen by the winner. Possession passed from team team, the ball went one way up the pitch, then down the other. Josh got the first chance but missed the goal by some margin. I got the next but Josh saved it easily.
The clock ticked down, ‘what if we end in a draw?’, Josh asked.
‘Golden goal’ I said back, without looking up.
We played on, until a minute later Josh was awarded a penalty for an unfair challenge in my box. My heart sank. He had the record of never having missed a penalty playing against anyone in the house. He grinned as he set up.
‘Im going down the middle’, he taunted, echoing exactly how I had tried to mess with his head earlier.
I tried to mess with him in return ‘I know you are’, I said.
My heart was racing as he lined up, knowing that I was a sitting duck, waiting to be picked off.
He didn’t go middle. He went left. I stayed middle. The ball soared into the back of the net. Josh jumped to his feet, triumphant. ‘Yessss!!’, he shouted. He did a naked victory lap around the room, while I sat, dejected in defeat. 5-4. Why had I suggested this game?
‘Well played mate, honestly. I didn’t think you’d get me naked. I was worried there for a minute, I admit’.
‘I can’t believe it, how did I blow it?’ I said.
‘Mate, you almost had me’, he said.
‘Come on then’, I said, standing up, ‘what’s my forfeit?’.
Josh mocked thinking, with his thumb and forefinger on his chin in a V. A few thoughts went through my mind - doing the dishes for a week? Doing his laundry? Or something more humiliating or embarrassing - streaking in the park or posting a naked picture of my loss on social media.
‘Well Sam, since you took the piss out of me for shaving my pubes…’
My heart sank. No way.
‘Your forfeit is to shave all your hair below your neck’, he smirked.
‘No way!’ I said.
‘A bet is a bet’, Josh winked.
‘Fine whatever’ I said. ‘But not my leg hair. Look I don’t have much anyway’ I brushed my hands against my legs to show how little leg hair I had.
‘Ok fine, but the rest has to go. Pubes, abs, arse, armpits’.
‘Armpits?!’ I protested.
‘Yep!’
‘Do you even shave your armpits?’
‘Yep’ he said, lifting his arms. Sure enough, now I looked, Josh had no hair at all below the neck, except the small amount he had on his calves and and shins.
‘I’m going to look like a girl’ I said.
‘Nope, you’re going to look like me. You’ll actually thank me! Trust me, girls love a muscle lad with no body hair’
‘Girls love me the way I am mate, I was getting so much pussy before this fucking lockdown’, I said.
‘Right stop putting it off Sam, off to the shower now!’, Josh directed.
We walked up the stairs to the shower, and I wondered how I had managed to lose my pubes in a game of fifa. Of course Josh was going to win! Why had I made such a fuss of his pubic hair? If I hadn’t, he’d have given me a simple forfeit, but now…
‘Here, use my razor’ he said, handing me a standard safety razor.
‘Mate I’m not using the razor that’s been all over your junk’
‘It looks like you haven’t got a choice’, Josh said with a smile as he confirmed he didn’t have a spare one,
I took the razor and turned on the shower. The humiliation of having to shave my body hair off in front of him was simultaneously embarrassing and somehow exhilarating.
Josh leaned against the wall of the bathroom with his arms crossed, watching. I pulled the shower curtain halfway and stepped under the warm water. I had only ever trimmed my pubes, never taken a razor to them, and the thought of having a sharp blade next to my package made me nervous. I started with my armpits, one by one, taking the hair off in bits, then rinsing the blade. Josh sniggered as he watched.
‘You know I’m going to get you back for this buddy!’ I laughed.
Once my armpits were hairless I moved onto my abs. I only had a very thin line of hair leading from my navel down to my pubes, and it came off easily.
‘Now your arse, this might be the tricky bit’, Josh said.
‘I actually don’t have any hair on my bum Josh’ I said.
Josh laughed, ‘nice, I’m naturally hairless down there too. It saves so much hassle. Ok time for your pubes man!’, he laughed.
I looked down at my pubic hair. It’s not like I was going to miss it myself. But what if someone else saw? Admittedly that was unlikely with the lockdowns going on, but still, it wasn’t inconceivable that I could meet a girl and bring her home, and what would she think? I wasn’t at all convinced by what Josh said about girls liking smooth hairless guys. What if I got laughed at? What the hell, you only live once, I thought, and lifted my dick up and started shaving my balls.
‘Hooray, go you Sam!’, Josh cheered. It took me a few minutes to shave my balls completely. I then moved onto the hair to the sides of my penis, and then made a start on the triangle of hair above it. The whole process took me about 10 minutes, all the while Josh was laughing and encouraging, giving tips.
After I was done, I took the shower head and directed the water over everywhere I had shaved to get the remaining cut hair off me. Josh passed me my towel and I dried off.
‘You’ve done a pretty good job there mate’, Josh congratulated me, inspecting my work. I stood in front of the mirror and looked myself up and down. Except for the very fine hair on my arms and the small amount of hair I had on my lower legs, I was now completely hairless from the neck down. No hair interrupted the flow of my smooth pale skin. In a strange kind of way, I liked it. It showed my muscles much better and Josh was right - my dick did look bigger now.
‘Ok are we going to get another beer now or what?’ Josh asked.
‘Sure’ I said, ‘but we’re not done with our contest yet mate. I’m gonna get you back for this’.
To be continued…