I love showing my dick online but in real life I'm very shy. I always wear loose fitting pants and swimsuits so my bulge doesn't show.
Years ago I wanted to buy some condoms and I'm a bit of a nerd (more than a bit) so naturally I decided to do actual research to get the proper size. I plugged in the most accurate measurements I could get and was recommended Magnum XL. The calculators actually only cared about girth.
I couldn't believe it. There was no way I should be wearing a Magnum XL but that was what I was recommended. So I thought maybe I could just grab some at the grocery store but I couldn't bring myself to do it. The thought of bringing Magnum XL to the sales girl seemed ridiculous. I figured she would look at the condoms, look at me and think "yeah, right" She might think I was buying them as a practical joke. Either way, I decided to buy them online.