Am I out of the friend zone? Do I have a shot?

[1277255]

The only term I hate more than Friend Zone is Out of My League. I've never heard any woman refer to either.

Here's the deal, Sir. You're looking for some action from your friend. Let's pump the brakes on that. The two of you are obviously on different tracks, and might be going in different directions. I can't tell because I'm not riding either train.

But the thing is you have a goal in mind. Goals are good. Goals give you direction. But if you're not communicating those goals with your teammate then all you'll do is fumble. (How's my football? Good?)

Anyway, there isn't a single on of us here that can tell you what she's thinking. We dismantled that hive mind sometime in the 50s, so it's a free game on.

His engaged friend. He left that out in the beginning.

 

[MickeyLee]

My pussy has never been so dry.

How dry is my pussy you ask?

Good girl nerds...

4 out of 5 sherpas about to summit Mt Everest would choose my pussy for their dehydrated pussy needs.

Low body count....

Like, my pussy is so dry my pussy could stop a tsunami.

Law school grads....

Uughhhh
Ewww

She must be super into you seeing how she moved 2000 miles away. Maybe those last few visits were meant to dispel any lingering doubts on beating feet.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

For the record, I don't believe you were "obviously joking" OP. I think you meant it. It reads like a sincere post.

Like the fucking Sahara between my legs.

I could cure a fresh crop of the densest bud ever harvested in a day with this dryness.

 

[flagship]

For the record, I don't believe you were "obviously joking" OP. I think you meant it. It reads like a sincere post.

Like the fucking Sahara between my legs.

I could cure a fresh crop of the densest bud ever harvested in a day with this dryness.

If you read through my earlier posts in this thread, you’d get the tone.
the fact is you think you’re experience is universal. Most women I know don’t fuck their friends outside of a long term relationship.
from your posts and pictures it looks like you enjoy you’re body, but don’t hold it in particularly high regard

 

[flagship]

My pussy has never been so dry.

How dry is my pussy you ask?

Good girl nerds...

4 out of 5 sherpas about to summit Mt Everest would choose my pussy for their dehydrated pussy needs.

Low body count....

Like, my pussy is so dry my pussy could stop a tsunami.

Law school grads....

Uughhhh
Ewww

She must be super into you seeing how she moved 2000 miles away. Maybe those last few visits were meant to dispel any lingering doubts on beating feet.

My assumption was that she flew 2000 miles to get away from her fiancé

 

[MickeyLee]

Yeah...but he's still her fiance, right?

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

If you read through my earlier posts in this thread, you’d get the tone.
the fact is you think you’re experience is universal. Most women I know don’t fuck their friends outside of a long term relationship.
from your posts and pictures it looks like you enjoy you’re body, but don’t hold it in particularly high regard

Fucking hilarious that I'm the one who thinks my experience is "universal" when I literally said my answer is Mine and representative of myself only, not women collectively.

You don't think I'm sexy?? Fucking GOOD. Keep it limp ya fuck.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

My assumption was that she flew 2000 miles to get away from her fiancé

You assume anyone wants to fuck a guy with a shitty attitude, that's you're fault. Make more assumptions, you look like more of an ass with every one.

 

[MickeyLee]

Also. Graduates from your small law class are a tight group in a highly competitive field?

Maybe her reaction to your unsolicited dick pic is more damage control/drama mitigation than any secret interest in you, your dick or sex work career alternatives.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

I get the vibe that I'm supposed to be upset that a man found me less than desirable.

Sucks for you that I don't get my confidence from what other people (especially random arrogant dudes online) think of my body.

 

[MickeyLee]

I think he just wanted ladies to look at his gallery. Things did not go as planned.

 

[MickeyLee]

I get the vibe that I'm supposed to be upset that a man found me less than desirable.

Sucks for you that I don't get my confidence from what other people (especially random arrogant dudes online) think of my body.

Declarations from randos about not wanting to fuck me is affirmation that I'm living my most authentic and best life.

 

[LaFemme]

from your posts and pictures it looks like you enjoy you’re body, but don’t hold it in particularly high regard

Hmmm. If you’re meaning to imply that when a woman posts explicit pics of herself, she doesn’t hold herself in high regard, you’re quite deluded. When a woman publicly shows off her sexuality, despite the judgments from cretins that inevitably follow, she is choosing to empower herself. She is demonstrating her strength as a woman. She owns herself completely, unashamed and bold.

Many men bemoan the fact that few women post pics of themselves. The comment you made illustrates why so many of us no longer post pics. It just gets tiresome.

 

[flagship]

Hmmm. If you’re meaning to imply that when a woman posts explicit pics of herself, she doesn’t hold herself in high regard, you’re quite deluded. When a woman publicly shows off her sexuality, despite the judgments from cretins that inevitably follow, she is choosing to empower herself. She is demonstrating her strength as a woman. She owns herself completely, unashamed and bold.

Many men bemoan the fact that few women post pics of themselves. The comment you made illustrates why so many of us no longer post pics. It just gets tiresome.

It’s not the pics, I was talking about the tats

 

[flagship]

Fucking hilarious that I'm the one who thinks my experience is "universal" when I literally said my answer is Mine and representative of myself only, not women collectively.

You don't think I'm sexy?? Fucking GOOD. Keep it limp ya fuck.

You got mad and claimed there’s no such thing as the friend zone. I’m pointing out that’s just you’re experience, and you’re much less inhibited / repressed than the average woman. And that’s evident in the context of your posts and the amount of bad ink u have

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

You got mad and claimed there’s no such thing as the friend zone. I’m pointing out that’s just you’re experience, and you’re much less inhibited / repressed than the average woman. And that’s evident in the context of your posts and the amount of bad ink u have

I never claimed there was no such thing. Reading comprehension isn't your strong point in life, is it?

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

And what's with the insults about my body/ink? I didn't tell you your waist is too skinny, that you don't have enough muscle, not a peep.

Don't like it don't look Jesus Christ. And you obviously have, more than once. I hope you chafed it striking so hard.. spit on it next time.

 

[flagship]

And what's with the insults about my body/ink? I didn't tell you your waist is too skinny, that you don't have enough muscle, not a peep.

Don't like it don't look Jesus Christ. And you obviously have, more than once. I hope you chafed it striking so hard.. spit on it next time.

Jokes on you, my dick doesn’t work nearly well enough to get off to still images.
And if that’s what I was into, I could just get a Newark prostitute

 

[LaFemme]

It’s not the pics, I was talking about the tats

Tattoos. Seriously, tattoos? Omg.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Jokes on you, my dick doesn’t work nearly well enough to get off to still images.
And if that’s what I was into, I could just get a Newark prostitute

Really, bro... Why do you think I care whether or not you wanna fuck me? I truly, seriously, honestly, really, literally do not care and could not be paid to care less.