Am I out of the friend zone? Do I have a shot?

[flagship]

Really, bro... Why do you think I care whether or not you wanna fuck me? I truly, seriously, honestly, really, literally do not care and could not be paid to care less.

It’s not about wanting to fuck you. Clearly my point was that you’re much less inhibited than most women. And don’t value your body as highly. That’s why you covered yourself in what I assume were mostly free tattoos. And why you fuck any guy you’re attracted to.

You came in to the thread to dispel the friend zone myth only to admit the friend zone exists 10 posts later. I don’t know why you came here other than to be rude. You’ve been rude from the start and I’ve only reciprocated the respect I’ve been shown.

And to everyone who responded about their dry pussies. I checked ur pics.. don’t blame me, they dried up a while ago.

95% of my posts on this site are directly helping someone with a question. There’s been a few genuine answers in this thread, but mostly it’s dog piling from from people with bad intentions.

 

[MickeyLee]

He's so cheesed nobody peeped his peepee pics
*bwahahah*

 

[flagship]

He's so cheesed nobody peeped his peepee pics
*bwahahah*

First of all, clearly TnJ did peep my pics, because she commented about them. She devastated me by telling me I have a small waistline
Second, I’ve been on the site over a year, when have I ever been hounding women to look at my pics?
Go through every one of my posts if you have the time. It’s not many, but just about every one is a genuine attempt to help somebody. How many people here can say the same?

 

[flagship]

Seems like she thinks people would pay to see pictures and video of you on OnlyFans. What about that made you take it as your "opportunity"? Also what do you mean by "shot"?

She said people would pay to see me naked. Which I guess objectively means she’s calling me attractive. We already get along like best friends, so confirming that she was attracted to me suggested she had the same ideas about us as I did.
I know I’m a little autistic, and I’m not good at picking up on signals. But it seemed to add up.
And by shot, I mean letting her know my intentions to be more than friends

 

[MickeyLee]

I pay for a membership to a medical oddity and antiquity archive.

Eta: maybe TnJ was referring to your avatar? It's got this Disney Princess waist ratio thing going on.

 

[flagship]

I pay for a membership to a medical oddity and antiquity archive.

Eta: maybe TnJ was referring to your avatar? It's got this Disney Princess waist ratio thing going on.

Nah, she was looking for ammo. And the shoulder to waist ratio is one of the strongest indicators of attractiveness, I’d love to have a Disney princess waistline. If you want to hurt my feelings just call me fat, my body dysmorphia is strong enough that I’ll actually take it to heart

 

[MickeyLee]

Why would I call you fat? You're not.

My comment wasn't critiquing your body, more the pose in your avatar. A pose meant, and an effect furthered by the camera angle, to accentuate the should to waist ratio.

Who ever that is obviously has trained their body, for health or appearance, with great care. They also took the time present their body reflecting an ideal or aspirational goal.

Someone eating, training and sculpting their body is no different than tattooing a body. Why celebrate one aesthetic/lifestyle because it's part of your identity and slam another?

I know Ms TnJ, I know lots of the stories behind her inks. She literally, and in the most earnest/enduring meaning of the phrase, wears her heart on her sleeve.

You've spent a good deal of this thread subtly and not so subtly pushing a narrative that you are somehow better than us.

Kewl, what ev', kick rocks. Sorry ya self interest bias wasn't validated.

I doubt you were ever in the friendzone because I can't imagine you being friends with a woman.

I love this guy's kind beautiful face.

 

[EllieP]

His engaged friend. He left that out in the beginning.

Ugh!

I have been the victim of the "my wife doesn't understand me" excuse before. Gag.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

She said people would pay to see me naked. Which I guess objectively means she’s calling me attractive. We already get along like best friends, so confirming that she was attracted to me suggested she had the same ideas about us as I did.
I know I’m a little autistic, and I’m not good at picking up on signals. But it seemed to add up.
And by shot, I mean letting her know my intentions to be more than friend

I'm on the spectrum. I don't use it as an excuse to be a fucking asshole and insult how people look.

Get over yourself. When I did I stopped being a complete asshole like you're being in this thread.

Unless you're a trolly molly donut shop. In which case you do NOT get a free bearclaw every lunch break.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

This guy is the epitome of "do I look fat in this dress" and when the asked party says yes they flip actual shit.

Don't ask if you don't want fucking answers. I'll fuck the shit out of an ugly fucker with respect EVERY TIME before I fuck a total snack with none. Every. Fucking. Time. Bet. I win.

 

[flagship]

Why would I call you fat? You're not.

My comment wasn't critiquing your body, more the pose in your avatar. A pose meant, and an effect furthered by the camera angle, to accentuate the should to waist ratio.

Who ever that is obviously has trained their body, for health or appearance, with great care. They also took the time present their body reflecting an ideal or aspirational goal.

Someone eating, training and sculpting their body is no different than tattooing a body. Why celebrate one aesthetic/lifestyle because it's part of your identity and slam another?

I know Ms TnJ, I know lots of the stories behind her inks. She literally, and in the most earnest/enduring meaning of the phrase, wears her heart on her sleeve.

You've spent a good deal of this thread subtly and not so subtly pushing a narrative that you are somehow better than us.

Kewl, what ev', kick rocks. Sorry ya self interest bias wasn't validated.

I doubt you were ever in the friendzone because I can't imagine you being friends with a woman.

I love this guy's kind beautiful face.

The thread started out fine. But ppl came in assuming the worst about me because I sent a dick pic to a woman who was seemingly flirting with me.

The problem isn’t with women, it’s the women on this site who are clearly fed up with all of the insecure men seeking validation. Sure, I’m one of them, but give me the benefit of the doubt. Treat me like an individual and not part of the collective incel that is the “ask a woman” forum.

If you treat me like the bad guy I’ll meet your expectations. Irl I’m a normal guy, grew up poor, have 3 sisters who I’m very close with, momma’s boy for sure. I stayed in school and get paid nothing as an advocate for children in dependency cases. I feed 8 stray cats twice a day and the pigeons every other day. But clearly I’m an evil ignorant man for sending a dick pic.

 

[flagship]

This guy is the epitome of "do I look fat in this dress" and when the asked party says yes they flip actual shit.

Don't ask if you don't want fucking answers. I'll fuck the shit out of an ugly fucker with respect EVERY TIME before I fuck a total snack with none. Every. Fucking. Time. Bet. I win.

You’ve got the wrong end of the stick. I’m not some insecure wannabe alpha. It’s much worse.
I’m an autistic loser who spent the last 10 years lifting and stretching my penis in a futile attempt to compensate for my inability to form meaningful emotional connections.
And it’s not that I don’t want answers, I want people to genuinely answer questions in good faith. Don’t come in with an agenda, insult people and tell them how dry they make your pussy.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

The thread started out fine. But ppl came in assuming the worst about me because I sent a dick pic to a woman who was seemingly flirting with me.

The problem isn’t with women, it’s the women on this site who are clearly fed up with all of the insecure men seeking validation. Sure, I’m one of them, but give me the benefit of the doubt. Treat me like an individual and not part of the collective incel that is the “ask a woman” forum.

If you treat me like the bad guy I’ll meet your expectations. Irl I’m a normal guy, grew up poor, have 3 sisters who I’m very close with, momma’s boy for sure. I stayed in school and get paid nothing as an advocate for children in dependency cases. I feed 8 stray cats twice a day and the pigeons every other day. But clearly I’m an evil ignorant man for sending a dick pic.

If the pic of your lonely dick wasn't requested it shouldn't have been sent. Period. End. No more to say. Well, lots more to say but I'll leave it at that for the sake of the moderators sanity and not wasting their time.

You can be someone with mostly good characteristics and have a huge flaw. You can change that by learning that unsolicited genital pics are inappropriate and in some places illegal and stop sending them without consent.

Humility goes a long way. You can be confident and humble at the same time. In fact, confidence without humility is just arrogance. That's fucking ugly.

Again: I'll fuck the fuck out of an ugly body with a humble mind EVERY TIME over a beautiful body attached to an arrogant asshole. Every goddamn time.

Oh, I used bad words, and I have no penis... He's not gonna comprehend a word I typed. But, someone else reading might.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

You’ve got the wrong end of the stick. I’m not some insecure wannabe alpha. It’s much worse.
I’m an autistic loser who spent the last 10 years lifting and stretching my penis in a futile attempt to compensate for my inability to form meaningful emotional connections.
And it’s not that I don’t want answers, I want people to genuinely answer questions in good faith. Don’t come in with an agenda, insult people and tell them how dry they make your pussy.

Stop making excuses.

Go to therapy and stop taking it out on strangers on the internet.

 

[flagship]

Ugh!

I have been the victim of the "my wife doesn't understand me" excuse before. Gag.

Idk if you misunderstood, but I’m not engaged.
she’s been engaged for ~5 years and then flew across the country leaving her fiancé here for at least another year

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Every single word I typed in this thread was absolutely genuine.

If you came looking for specific answers you came to the wrong place.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

And your arrogant attitude and pitiful attempt to backpedal made my pussy drier. Didn't know that was possible.

Science thanks you.

 

[flagship]

Stop making excuses.

Go to therapy and stop taking it out on strangers on the internet.

I don’t need therapy. If people replied respectfully, there wouldn’t be an issue.
If somebody was this rude to me and I allowed it, I probably would need assertive behavioral therapy.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

"I have issues with my body so I'm gonna insult people for not looking way I want them to and I'm gonna use autism as an excuse so no one can argue with me and call me on my SHIT behavior".

 

[flagship]

Every single word I typed in this thread was absolutely genuine.

If you came looking for specific answers you came to the wrong place.

If thats genuinely how you converse with ppl, then your just a bitch