Banned

[Always4ever25]

I used the British spelling, I believe. Banned for the unexpected climax...not everyone can be a ban queen here

 

[deleted5339781]

Banned for making up words then putting the blame on us

 

[DiamondJoe]

Banned for being an unattended animal in a public place

 

[INCUBUS]

Banned for being unattended on the internet *SECURITY!*SECURITY!*

 

[DiamondJoe]

Have you only just noticed?

Banned after the fact

 

[Godslittlejoke]

Banned for being politely bemused and baffled and somewhat posh and forgetful; let's not forget forgetful.

 

[Godslittlejoke]

Banned for only just noticing and screaming for security. Like most of us here, he has it well in hand.....



Literally

 

[INCUBUS]

Banned for the lost hopes dreams and fantasies of having Diamondjoe's "well" in his hand!

 

[Godslittlejoke]

Banned for not knowing my hopes and dreams were crushed and lost long, long ago.

 

[Always4ever25]

Banned for not dusting it off and trying again

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for having cobweb crotch. It's like those videos on You Tube; Abandoned for 20+years, Will it start?
Dry as a bone.

 

[Always4ever25]

Speaking of dry, let's talk about that shriveled up ignored content between your legs. Banned for registering that as a penis.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Did you trim off some of your merkin to get those eyebrows? Banned for false advertising.

 

[Always4ever25]

It's called good genetics, which is not something all of us are blessed with. Hence the reason why you don't show your face...ever. Banned back to your small ignored content.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for not looking hard enough for my face. I slipped a glimpse unpurposely of my angelic handsomeness once or twice over the years. This site is not called Beautiful Face Support Group anyway. Honey, your borrowed avatar face app fakery fools no one of your self proclaimed genetic superiority. No pics. Just poor spelling and lacking wit. That's unattractive. Would you like to measure my 23 inch thighs? My 32 inch waist? 40 inch chest? I will admit I was better looking before a broken nose caused by a softball deflecting off someone else's glove into my face ruined me forever... My dick is a handsome devil as well.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Banned for a lack of grace. Banned for verbosity. Banned for tinkin' he all dat.

Banned, banned and thrice banned.

 

[freakdick2hands]

Banned for performing ballet while banning.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Nice image but not true.

Banned to the 5th circle of hell to be with all the other sullen miseries.

Have a nice eternity!

 

[Always4ever25]

Banned for not looking hard enough for my face. I slipped a glimpse unpurposely of my angelic handsomeness once or twice over the years. This site is not called Beautiful Face Support Group anyway. Honey, your borrowed avatar face app fakery fools no one of your self proclaimed genetic superiority. No pics. Just poor spelling and lacking wit. That's unattractive. Would you like to measure my 23 inch thighs? My 32 inch waist? 40 inch chest? I will admit I was better looking before a broken nose caused by a softball deflecting off someone else's glove into my face ruined me forever... My dick is a handsome devil as well.

You're complaining about my faceapp filter, yet aren't all of your faceless avi's filtered? ... And still, here you are blaming your broken nose 

Talking shit behind a keyboard doesn't make you look big, but an egos gotta eat too, right? Banned for having a broken nose, multiple self-inflicted injuries and crying about it.

 

[freakdick2hands]

It appears filter over filter on your alleged pic so how is that moustache still visible?

Banned for not sharing your genetic superiority through selfie pornography.
The bottom line is I am real and you are fake. Hormones, science, and the truth can all be a bitch.