Better than muffins?
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Or make some chocolate ones in random sizes and smash the racial stereotype
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Calories? Zero... Other Cardio works all the calories out, right? LOL
for the sweet LOW price of ONLY $789.00
Just had a fantastic idea... fill the center with cream cheese filling! FTW!! hehee
Hilarious, best Women's Issues Thread Ever!! All you girls getting married remember this for your bachelorette breakfast!
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Calories? Zero... Other Cardio works all the calories out, right? LOL
for the sweet LOW price of ONLY $789.00
Just had a fantastic idea... fill the center with cream cheese filling! FTW!! hehee
Hilarious, best Women's Issues Thread Ever!! All you girls getting married remember this for your bachelorette breakfast!
Or your post divorce party.
perfect!! Come celebrate my Divorce and We will all CHOMP Penises!! BWAHAHHA
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Ummm...later, ladies.*throws his "waffle" over his shoulder and runs like hell!*
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Makes me wanna get married just so I can have a divorce party with penis chomping as the main attraction
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Can you throw them over your shoulder
*throws his "waffle" over his shoulder and runs like hell!*
Like a continental soldier
Umm...I only have one "waffle".
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would you... could you....
If they were vagina shaped?
OK.
I just threw my "waffle" over my shoulder
like a continental soldier
whacking TNJ
wearing her over the shoulder boulder holder.
Surprised, she exclaimed,
at me who she blamed:
"You brute! Don't you see?
Your "waffle" hit me!"
She swung and I ducked,
but she grabbed at my "waffle".
I knew I was f*cked,
it's demise was quite awful.
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There was a restaurant with an onsite bakery; and they made Blueberry muffins from scratch. They were so good with extra butter, you had to eat 2 or 3.. Sadly this place closed down years ago, but I have never found a replacement for them, not even if someone made them V.J. shaped, Though if they were VJ shaped, I would certainly try 1 or 2
At least I am honest
At least I am honest
This is truly a battered penis.Move over muffins, I bring you:
penis waffles
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omfg, now that I've seen these my life will never be complete until I own an electric peniswaffle maker
Blueberry muffins..yumThere was a restaurant with an onsite bakery; and they made Blueberry muffins from scratch. They were so good with extra butter, you had to eat 2 or 3.. Sadly this place closed down years ago, but I have never found a replacement for them, not even if someone made them V.J. shaped, Though if they were VJ shaped, I would certainly try 1 or 2
At least I am honest
Blueberry vagina muffins? Please add a side of penicillin
