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Better than muffins?
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Love the green eggs and ham reference
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I would not, could not......oh, what the hell. Yes I could and probably would
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Would you eat them as a box?
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Only with vigourous movement.
Or serve it like a bagel with a lovely piece of lox?
A lovely piece.... that's the right answer..
OK.
I just threw my "waffle" over my shoulder
like a continental soldier
whacking TNJ
wearing her over the shoulder boulder holder.
Surprised, she exclaimed,
at me who she blamed:
"You brute! Don't you see?
Your "waffle" hit me!"
She swung and I ducked,
but she grabbed at my "waffle".
I knew I was f*cked,
it's demise was quite awful.
How the FUCK... did I barely notice this just now??
Holy Goddamn FUCK you made me laugh!!
Best post of the month, maybe even the year IMO.
kcrown1967
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I wholeheartedly agree!!!! He should get some kind of prize.....maybe a lifetime of free dining at The Waffle House
Aww! You're so sweet! You made my day.
I wholeheartedly agree!!!! He should get some kind of prize.....maybe a lifetime of free dining at The Waffle House
Can you make sure I win the lottery tonight!
kcrown1967
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I'll see what I can do @chicagosam, time's a ticking so I better call in some favors with the powers that be
You, Sir, are a good guy just for thinking of that.I'll see what I can do @chicagosam, time's a ticking so I better call in some favors with the powers that be
kcrown1967
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Hmmmm, last time I checked I was a Miss, lol.
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That's a prize? Not a punishment?I wholeheartedly agree!!!! He should get some kind of prize.....maybe a lifetime of free dining at The Waffle House
kcrown1967
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Haha, touche. I can honestly say that I've only eaten there once and I may or may not have been under the influence lol.
Now you know how often I look at profiles. My most sincere apology, dear lady. I've been quite wicked and naughty. I should be punished...gently. I'm good when I'm good; but, when I'm bad, I'm better.
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No funishment for you.
