Can anyone explain what I saw?

[mtv1234]

Visiting Miami for a few days, using grindr to see what’s out there. This guy sends me a pic of what looks to be an actual baseball bat sized dick. I speed over to his house and sure enough he pulls down his pants and it is basically a pool noodle in girth and easily more than twice as long as my dick in length, and I could tell you “my dick is 7 or 8 or 9” inches and someone is going to come tell me I’m wrong, so I’ll just leave it at this: almost every person I’ve been with has told me I’m huge without me asking and most have told me I’m the biggest they’ve been with. No comparison to this guy. This thing made Julio Gomez look small, I kid you not. I was so mesmerized I made sure to see him again before leaving Miami.

Long story short, it has been 7 years and I’m still unable to find anything in porn or in real life that compares to this guy. It grew, felt, and came just like a real dick. It did not get hard though. Was I dealing with a monstrously huge priapism? Did he fool me, is there such a thing as a prosthetic dick that grows and cums like a real dick?

I used to believe whole heartedly in the existence of 12”+ penises based solely on this encounter- if I had to I’d place this guy as even larger than that. After reading about the 10” challenge and seeing mandingo compared to a barbie doll, I don’t know anymore, especially considering I’ve also been looking for anything even slightly close to the guy I met in Miami and haven’t found anything comparable. He was definitely way larger than a barbie doll and way thicker than mandingo or gomez.

 

[deleted14422601]

Well, don't keep us in suspense. What did you do with him?

 

[tazfus]

Seeing is believing!!!!!!

 

[jdoe86]

I have meet a guy who had a larger cock (not long, but lots of girth). Not the thickest I've had, but easily a beer can. He did not get hard. Firm, but not hard. At full erection you could still bend it like it was soft. I think it's a matter of the blood not flowing in. It was fun to play with, but never got hard enough to penetrate.
As for length, a guy who was easily 10" got hard as a steel rod and it was straight as an arrow. Kind of scared me at first it was so hard. He wasn't very thick (maybe half my girth which made his cock look even longer).

 

[halcyondays]

One explanation is statistics. It employs a number of terms like average, mean, median, mode, etc. From Cal Berkeley's statistics glossary here's something to keep in mind:

Average.

An ambiguous term. It often denotes the arithmetic mean, but it can also denote the median, the mode, the geometric mean, and weighted means, among other things. Beware if something reports "the average" without making it clear which average.

Well that opens a can of worms. As someone who took a biology degree I had to take a whole year of statistics and it is dense. Fascinating and powerful but dense. A can of worms yet empirical science lives and dies by it.

A simple explanation of his baseball bat sized cock is to think of it this way: it's a statistical outlier.

Even simpler? He's one in a million. Maybe ten or a hundred million. Does it matter?

Irony. Statistical outliers are often discarded in scientific studies.

As my statistics prof liked to say what we consider average misses the trees for the forest. What we consider exceptional misses the forest for the trees.

Since baseball bats are made of wood we've now come full circle.

 

[mtv1234]

thanks guys, these posts were helpful

 

[AllDixNeedLuv69]

not all guys cocks get rock hard--some get 3/4 hard so when they top someone he has to be careful and make sure the hole he iss ticking his dick in is slick enough--you see guys in porn all time not rock hard while fucking

 

[Wooly Mammoth]

Visiting Miami for a few days, using grindr to see what’s out there. This guy sends me a pic of what looks to be an actual baseball bat sized dick. I speed over to his house and sure enough he pulls down his pants and it is basically a pool noodle in girth and easily more than twice as long as my dick in length, and I could tell you “my dick is 7 or 8 or 9” inches and someone is going to come tell me I’m wrong, so I’ll just leave it at this: almost every person I’ve been with has told me I’m huge without me asking and most have told me I’m the biggest they’ve been with. No comparison to this guy. This thing made Julio Gomez look small, I kid you not. I was so mesmerized I made sure to see him again before leaving Miami.

Long story short, it has been 7 years and I’m still unable to find anything in porn or in real life that compares to this guy. It grew, felt, and came just like a real dick. It did not get hard though. Was I dealing with a monstrously huge priapism? Did he fool me, is there such a thing as a prosthetic dick that grows and cums like a real dick?

I used to believe whole heartedly in the existence of 12”+ penises based solely on this encounter- if I had to I’d place this guy as even larger than that. After reading about the 10” challenge and seeing mandingo compared to a barbie doll, I don’t know anymore, especially considering I’ve also been looking for anything even slightly close to the guy I met in Miami and haven’t found anything comparable. He was definitely way larger than a barbie doll and way thicker than mandingo or gomez.

I wonder if there is some dick mutation prevalent in Cuba, after all "Superman" was a performer in Havana. Of course, I'm assuming the guy was Cuban. What do I know? I did have one Cuban boyfriend when I lived in Fort Lauderdale. His dick was huge, a good 9-incher, but not as thick as you describe. Oh well, speculation is fun.

 

[Malgudi]

Visiting Miami for a few days, using grindr to see what’s out there. This guy sends me a pic of what looks to be an actual baseball bat sized dick. I speed over to his house and sure enough he pulls down his pants and it is basically a pool noodle in girth and easily more than twice as long as my dick in length, and I could tell you “my dick is 7 or 8 or 9” inches and someone is going to come tell me I’m wrong, so I’ll just leave it at this: almost every person I’ve been with has told me I’m huge without me asking and most have told me I’m the biggest they’ve been with. No comparison to this guy. This thing made Julio Gomez look small, I kid you not. I was so mesmerized I made sure to see him again before leaving Miami.

Long story short, it has been 7 years and I’m still unable to find anything in porn or in real life that compares to this guy. It grew, felt, and came just like a real dick. It did not get hard though. Was I dealing with a monstrously huge priapism? Did he fool me, is there such a thing as a prosthetic dick that grows and cums like a real dick?

I used to believe whole heartedly in the existence of 12”+ penises based solely on this encounter- if I had to I’d place this guy as even larger than that. After reading about the 10” challenge and seeing mandingo compared to a barbie doll, I don’t know anymore, especially considering I’ve also been looking for anything even slightly close to the guy I met in Miami and haven’t found anything comparable. He was definitely way larger than a barbie doll and way thicker than mandingo or gomez.

What happened to the pic he sent you?

 

[nystudforyou]

Visiting Miami for a few days, using grindr to see what’s out there. This guy sends me a pic of what looks to be an actual baseball bat sized dick. I speed over to his house and sure enough he pulls down his pants and it is basically a pool noodle in girth and easily more than twice as long as my dick in length, and I could tell you “my dick is 7 or 8 or 9” inches and someone is going to come tell me I’m wrong, so I’ll just leave it at this: almost every person I’ve been with has told me I’m huge without me asking and most have told me I’m the biggest they’ve been with. No comparison to this guy. This thing made Julio Gomez look small, I kid you not. I was so mesmerized I made sure to see him again before leaving Miami.

Long story short, it has been 7 years and I’m still unable to find anything in porn or in real life that compares to this guy. It grew, felt, and came just like a real dick. It did not get hard though. Was I dealing with a monstrously huge priapism? Did he fool me, is there such a thing as a prosthetic dick that grows and cums like a real dick?

I used to believe whole heartedly in the existence of 12”+ penises based solely on this encounter- if I had to I’d place this guy as even larger than that. After reading about the 10” challenge and seeing mandingo compared to a barbie doll, I don’t know anymore, especially considering I’ve also been looking for anything even slightly close to the guy I met in Miami and haven’t found anything comparable. He was definitely way larger than a barbie doll and way thicker than mandingo or gomez.

I once hooked up with a guy who was 14" in length, although it was unfortunately not thick at all. My ex-partner was very much hung huge,but he was very much a total prude and would never let me measure him. I have estimated that he is approximately 10x7,as his giant cock always made my cock look like I was puny. I'm about 7.5-8 in length and 5-5.5" around. A factor for me is how turned on I am, and also if I have used my cockpump anytime in the recent past. One thing to note is that it also depends a great deal on how/where a guy is measuring his length, and even the curvature of his hard cock. I know some guys whose meat gets more curved the harder they become... one of whom winds up with an enormous 9-9.5 inches of very thick extremely curved schlong that is comparable to a crescent by the time he is finally shooting his load after a long time of fucking me senseless.

Anyway, when I worked for an escort agency, they measured from the very base of the underside of the shaft almost ignoring where the ballsack was, as a guys nuts can move as he is getting closer to climax (fyi., I absolutely love seeing a guy's sack get tight and his balls move up to the base and then the sides of his hard shaft right before his rock hard dick starts shooting deep and you can see the large vein on the underside of his penis throbbing with each jet of hot jizz blasting deep into the lucky recipient.) As for girth, they measured at the thickest part of the guy's hard pole. If anyone needs help with measuring their own size, I am always willing to help out.

 

[hzs3fg]

I once hooked up with a guy who was 14" in length...

Um, no.

 

[nystudforyou]

Um, no.

Umm, yeah. You were not there, so I don't know why you think you are able to discredit what I stated. While that may have been the only time I have been with someone who was that long, I have a friend who also hooked up with a guy who was hung 14". Apparently the guy was also thick and fucked very hard. My friend was in the hospital for a few weeks recovering from damage the guy caused by his size and the relentless pounding and disregard for my friend's comfort.

 

[hzs3fg]

Umm, yeah. You were not there, so I don't know why you think you are able to discredit what I stated. While that may have been the only time I have been with someone who was that long, I have a friend who also hooked up with a guy who was hung 14". Apparently the guy was also thick and fucked very hard. My friend was in the hospital for a few weeks recovering from damage the guy caused by his size and the relentless pounding and disregard for my friend's comfort.

1, there are no 14" human penises

2, shove a 14" anything into a rectum and the odds are the recipient would not survive the experience

 

[hfxtop]

1, there are no 14" human penises

2, shove a 14" anything into a rectum and the odds are the recipient would not survive the experience

I know a lot of people that would disagree with this

 

[hzs3fg]

I know a lot of people that would disagree with this

And I know a lot of people that think the earth is flat and that COVID vaccines contain tiny robots that can be controlled by the deep state to force us to do things against our will.

So, what's your point?

 

[hfxtop]

And I know a lot of people that think the earth is flat and that COVID vaccines contain tiny robots that can be controlled by the deep state to force us to do things against our will.

So, what's your point?

Doctors see some crazy shit, I’ll just leave it at that.

 

[Shepardson]

Doctors see some crazy shit, I’ll just leave it at that.

They're also under a bunch of non-disclosure laws that prevent them from going around blabbing about it, so how would you know this (or are you a doctor)?

 

[67CadillacCoupeDeVille]

1, there are no 14" human penises

2, shove a 14" anything into a rectum and the odds are the recipient would not survive the experience

Do you have experience in this arena? ;-)

 

[deleted5406061]

Visiting Miami for a few days, using grindr to see what’s out there. This guy sends me a pic of what looks to be an actual baseball bat sized dick. I speed over to his house and sure enough he pulls down his pants and it is basically a pool noodle in girth and easily more than twice as long as my dick in length, and I could tell you “my dick is 7 or 8 or 9” inches and someone is going to come tell me I’m wrong, so I’ll just leave it at this: almost every person I’ve been with has told me I’m huge without me asking and most have told me I’m the biggest they’ve been with. No comparison to this guy. This thing made Julio Gomez look small, I kid you not. I was so mesmerized I made sure to see him again before leaving Miami.

Long story short, it has been 7 years and I’m still unable to find anything in porn or in real life that compares to this guy. It grew, felt, and came just like a real dick. It did not get hard though. Was I dealing with a monstrously huge priapism? Did he fool me, is there such a thing as a prosthetic dick that grows and cums like a real dick?

I used to believe whole heartedly in the existence of 12”+ penises based solely on this encounter- if I had to I’d place this guy as even larger than that. After reading about the 10” challenge and seeing mandingo compared to a barbie doll, I don’t know anymore, especially considering I’ve also been looking for anything even slightly close to the guy I met in Miami and haven’t found anything comparable. He was definitely way larger than a barbie doll and way thicker than mandingo or gomez.

I once met a guy with a similar huge dick. I too was obsessed on first sight. It was huge. It was almost impossible to give head to but I managed to make him cum twice that night. I was so surprised because he seemed so grateful. As we talked I found out that most guys once they saw how big it was tend to shy away. It took a lot of effort to make him cum especially as it didn't get extremely hard, but giving someone pleasure is a turn on for me. He was in his late 20's and had only had sex twice once with a girl and once with a guy who liked large dildo play. So what I saw as a blessing he saw as a curse. He was a nice guy I hope he found someone who could handle it.

 

[Illbeg4BigCock]

I once hooked up with a guy who was 14" in length, although it was unfortunately not thick at all. My ex-partner was very much hung huge,but he was very much a total prude and would never let me measure him. I have estimated that he is approximately 10x7,as his giant cock always made my cock look like I was puny. I'm about 7.5-8 in length and 5-5.5" around. A factor for me is how turned on I am, and also if I have used my cockpump anytime in the recent past. One thing to note is that it also depends a great deal on how/where a guy is measuring his length, and even the curvature of his hard cock. I know some guys whose meat gets more curved the harder they become... one of whom winds up with an enormous 9-9.5 inches of very thick extremely curved schlong that is comparable to a crescent by the time he is finally shooting his load after a long time of fucking me senseless.

Anyway, when I worked for an escort agency, they measured from the very base of the underside of the shaft almost ignoring where the ballsack was, as a guys nuts can move as he is getting closer to climax (fyi., I absolutely love seeing a guy's sack get tight and his balls move up to the base and then the sides of his hard shaft right before his rock hard dick starts shooting deep and you can see the large vein on the underside of his penis throbbing with each jet of hot jizz blasting deep into the lucky recipient.) As for girth, they measured at the thickest part of the guy's hard pole. If anyone needs help with measuring their own size, I am always willing to help out.

One of my favorite things to do; measure me feeders erect cock with a seamstress measuring tape. Very Hot.