Chances You are Her Biggest (or Smallest) Dick - Calculator

[svrocks]

Well, this is fun. Probably not entirely accurate (obviously) but it's good fun.

Comparison to the Average Dick​

Length Percentile: 76.9%

In a room of 1000 guys, 231 would be larger.
Really? Surely more guys would be larger. I measure a humble 6".

Girth Percentile: 99.7%

In a room of 1000 guys, 3 would be larger.
Doubt it, but okay.

Comparison to Height Distribution​

Your dick size is about as common as guys of these heights

You would be 5 feet, 11 inches tall if your length percentile was your height percentile.
I guess I'm doing well for my 5'9" frame then.

You would be 6 feet, 5 inches tall if your girth percentile was your height percentile.
I wish. Lol

Comparison to World Population​

910,355,208 guys on earth have a longer dick than you.
Surely a lot more guys have longer dick than me.

12,446,617 guys on earth have a thicker dick than you.
This doesn't seem right.

Based on world population in February 2022

 

[Blade-Blanco]

Comparison to the Average Dick​

Length Percentile: 98.6%

In a room of 1000 guys, 14 would be larger.

Girth Percentile: 97.5%

I know I'm not my wife's biggest. Her's was a basketball player.

 

[BigBen]

Comparison to the Average Dick​

Length Percentile: 98.6%

In a room of 1000 guys, 14 would be larger.

Girth Percentile: 97.5%

I know I'm not my wife's biggest. Her's was a basketball player.

How long and thick around was her longest…and how much could she take?

How long and thick around was her thickest…and how much could she take?

Thank you for sharing,

 

[SolidSeven]

Fun site! Translating to “6000 guys thicker in the world” and the body count addition are fun adds over things like CalcSD, etc…

I think all of them wrongly assume normal distribution though, which I’m pretty sure isn’t the case. Definitely a “long tail” distribution (pun intended).

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Comparison to the Average Dick​

Length Percentile: 99.8%
In a room of 1000 guys, 2 would be larger.

Girth Percentile: 100%
In a room of 1000 guys, 0 would be larger.

Comparison to Height Distribution​

Your dick size is about as common as guys of these heights

You would be 6 feet, 6 inches tall if your length percentile was your height percentile.

You would be 6 feet, 11 inches tall if your girth percentile was your height percentile.

Comparison to World Population​

6,440,833 guys on earth have a longer dick than you.

6,425 guys on earth have a thicker dick than you.

Comparison to Women's Ideal Dick​

You are 1.2 inches longer and 2.2 inches thicker than women's ideal for a relationship.

You are 1.1 inches longer and 2 inches thicker than women's ideal for a one-night-stand.

Chances you are Her Biggest/Smallest​

Body Count (other than you):

Chance you are her longest: 96.8%

Chance you are her thickest: 100%

 

[rbi99]

Got to love it when guys here claim they are 7"-8" long and even show a picture of their dick full on hard - only instead of it being longer than every single guy in a room of 1000, there is actually a zero chance in hell that he is anywhere near as big as he says he is. No names please!!!

 

[BigNavy]

Comparison to the Average Dick​

Length Percentile: 100%
In a room of 1000 guys, 0 would be larger.
Girth Percentile: 99.7%
In a room of 1000 guys, 3 would be larger.

Comparison to Height Distribution​

Your dick size is about as common as guys of these heights
You would be 6 feet, 11 inches tall if your length percentile was your height percentile.
You would be 6 feet, 5 inches tall if your girth percentile was your height percentile.
Based on average male height in the United States

Comparison to World Population​

3,467 guys on earth have a longer dick than you.
12,446,617 guys on earth have a thicker dick than you.
Based on world population in February 2022

Comparison to Women's Ideal Dick​

You are 2.45 inches longer and 1.2 inches thicker than women's ideal for a relationship.
You are 2.35 inches longer and 1 inches thicker than women's ideal for a one-night-stand.

Chances you are Her BiggestSmallest​

Body Count (other than you):
Chance you are her longest: 100%
Chance you are her thickest: 98.7%

 

[hardwaters113]

Comparison to the Average Dick​

Length Percentile: 33%
In a room of 1000 guys, 670 would be larger.
Girth Percentile: 96.2%
In a room of 1000 guys, 38 would be larger.

Comparison to Height Distribution​

Your dick size is about as common as guys of these heights
You would be 5 feet, 8 inches tall if your length percentile was your height percentile.
You would be 6 feet, 2 inches tall if your girth percentile was your height percentile.
Based on average male height in the United States

Comparison to World Population​

2,641,311,382 guys on earth have a longer dick than you.
151,388,198 guys on earth have a thicker dick than you.
Based on world population in February 2022

Comparison to Women's Ideal Dick​

You are 1.1 inches shorter and 0.7 inches thicker than women's ideal for a relationship.
You are 1.2 inches shorter and 0.5 inches thicker than women's ideal for a one-night-stand.

Chances you are Her BiggestSmallest​

Body Count (other than you):
Chance you are her longest: 10.9%
Chance you are her thickest: 92.5%

 

[hardwaters113]

Chances you are Her Smallest​

Body Count (other than you):
Chance you are her shortest: 45%
Chance you are her least thick: 0.1%

And the statistics are right. She says I am the thickest (my cock, that is!) and the shortest.

 

[B_er]

Chances you are Her Smallest​

Body Count (other than you):
Chance you are her shortest: 45%
Chance you are her least thick: 0.1%

And the statistics are right. She says I am the thickest (my cock, that is!) and the shortest.

thats is impressive, only 0,1% are thicker than you, that give you a hight score

 

[hardwaters113]

thats is impressive, only 0,1% are thicker than you, that give you a hight score

Not quite. That means 0.1% chance that my cock would be the thinnest she's had. The chance that mine was the thickest is 92.5%, so 7.5% thicker than me. And she's only had two other partners. If she'd had 5 (the national average), that would translate to a 0.4% chance that mine's the longest and a 82.2% chance that mine's the thickest.

 

[B_er]

Not quite. That means 0.1% chance that my cock would be the thinnest she's had. The chance that mine was the thickest is 92.5%, so 7.5% thicker than me. And she's only had two other partners. If she'd had 5 (the national average), that would translate to a 0.4% chance that mine's the longest and a 82.2% chance that mine's the thickest.

well still is a BIG chance to you be the thicker she had. REally good i guess

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

Says I’m 95+% in length and girth and I should be either 6’3” or so. (I’m just under 6’)

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

Not quite. That means 0.1% chance that my cock would be the thinnest she's had. The chance that mine was the thickest is 92.5%, so 7.5% thicker than me. And she's only had two other partners. If she'd had 5 (the national average), that would translate to a 0.4% chance that mine's the longest and a 82.2% chance that mine's the thickest.

That’s a lotta fuckin math when thanks would’ve done it!

 

[hardwaters113]

That’s a lotta fuckin math when thanks would’ve done it!

Belated thanks!

 

[8inchy]

What are the chances you have the biggest cock she's ever had?

Put in your size and see your results: https://dickcalculator.netlify.app/

Thought this was an interesting tool that this forum might appreciate. After entering your measurements it shows you comparison to the average dick, world population, and chances you are her biggest (or smallest), and more.

For me it's:

Length Percentile: 0%

In a room of 1000 guys, 1000 would be larger.

Girth Percentile: 0.1%

In a room of 1000 guys, 999 would be larger.

5 938 745 550 guys on earth have a longer dick than you.

I love this. I keep changing the sizes to see the results. ie a weak 1/2 assed erection vs a vac pumped monster version of myself!

 

[Blade-Blanco]

How long and thick around was her longest…and how much could she take?

How long and thick around was her thickest…and how much could she take?

Thank you for sharing,

That's a tough discussion. She was sexually assaulted at 19 or so. So there's a bit of shame with sharing/discussing sexuality. She did say it barely fit and could barely move. So it wasn't described as a pleasurable experience.

I did purchase a rather large dildo to play with her. I would say maybe 4-5 inches she could tolerate mostly due to the girth. It didn't seem pleasurable.

 

[Dansrun]

How Big is Your Dick?​

Enter your measurements in inches.
Length: 7.75
Girth: 6.75

Comparison to the Average Dick​

**seems not to tie to calcsd - so not sure how the rest is, dare i say, “reliable”. **

Length Percentile: 100%
In a room of 1000 guys, 0 would be larger.
Girth Percentile: 100%
In a room of 1000 guys, 0 would be larger.

Comparison to Height Distribution​

Your dick size is about as common as guys of these heights
You would be 6 feet, 7 inches tall if your length percentile was your height percentile.
You would be 6 feet, 10 inches tall if your girth percentile was your height percentile.
Based on average male height in the United States

Comparison to World Population​

1,845,695 guys on earth have a longer dick than you.
59,230 guys on earth have a thicker dick than you.
Based on world population in February 2022

Comparison to Women's Ideal Dick​

You are 1.45 inches longer and 1.95 inches thicker than women's ideal for a relationship.
You are 1.35 inches longer and 1.75 inches thicker than women's ideal for a one-night-stand.

Chances you are Her BiggestSmallest​

Body Count (other than you): 10
Chance you are her longest: 99.5%
Chance you are her thickest: 100%

 

[FeralSound]

How Big is Your Dick?​

Enter your measurements in inches.
Length: 8.5
Girth: 6.3

How to Measure

Comparison to the Average Dick​

Length Percentile: 100%
In a room of 1000 guys, 0 would be larger.
Girth Percentile: 100%
In a room of 1000 guys, 0 would be larger.

Comparison to Height Distribution​

Your dick size is about as common as guys of these heights
You would be 6 feet, 10 inches tall if your length percentile was your height percentile.
You would be 6 feet, 7 inches tall if your girth percentile was your height percentile.
Based on average male height in the United States

Comparison to World Population​

20,213 guys on earth have a longer dick than you.
1,853,165 guys on earth have a thicker dick than you.
Based on world population in February 2022

Comparison to Women's Ideal Dick​

You are 2.2 inches longer and 1.5 inches thicker than women's ideal for a relationship.
You are 2.1 inches longer and 1.3 inches thicker than women's ideal for a one-night-stand.
More Information

Chances you are Her BiggestSmallest​

Body Count (other than you): 300 (been in LA too long I know how a few of my female friends get down)
Chance you are her longest: 99.8%
Chance you are her thickest: 86.8%

 

[Dansrun]

Body Count (other than you): 300 (been in LA too long I know how a few of my female friends get down)

lol. I need to move to LA and get goin’!

 

[dhbike]

You have a good package, i like the rings