Chris hemsworth

Not sure if joking or just blind?

I'm not joking and I'm not blind. I see a brief clumping of his shorts that looks like a dick, but isn't.

Look he's insanely hot. But he has a pin dick. No biggie. (get it). All the bulge pics on here are fake.

There's a bunch of new pics from an ad he's just shot in New York. He's jogging in sweatpants. There isn't even a whiff of a bulge, in ANY of them. He's a Ken doll down there, and that only makes him human after all.
 

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I'm not joking and I'm not blind. I see a brief clumping of his shorts that looks like a dick, but isn't.

Look he's insanely hot. But he has a pin dick. No biggie. (get it). All the bulge pics on here are fake.

There's a bunch of new pics from an ad he's just shot in New York. He's jogging in sweatpants. There isn't even a whiff of a bulge, in ANY of them. He's a Ken doll down there, and that only makes him human after all.
It’s very clearly his dick in that video man, there’s tons of photos and videos in this thread where you can clearly see his bulge
 
I'm not joking and I'm not blind. I see a brief clumping of his shorts that looks like a dick, but isn't.

Look he's insanely hot. But he has a pin dick. No biggie. (get it). All the bulge pics on here are fake.

There's a bunch of new pics from an ad he's just shot in New York. He's jogging in sweatpants. There isn't even a whiff of a bulge, in ANY of them. He's a Ken doll down there, and that only makes him human after all.

It's not a pin dick so much that he's a tall guy at about 6'4, but probably has a slightly above average 7-7.5 inches or so along with being a grower not a shower - ergo what would be a normal bulge on anyone else looks kind of small on him. He absolutely doesn't have a horse cock that's for sure, but the rest of him is so good it doesn't matter.
 
I don’t remember this scene from Ragnarok.
Well the original idea of the arena was to fight with a different kind of sword - the male meat variety. So it’s a deleted scene before they changed dick swords to real swords. Shame too, because Thor has one of the biggest swords among the contenders, aside from hulk.
 
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It's not a pin dick so much that he's a tall guy at about 6'4, but probably has a slightly above average 7-7.5 inches or so along with being a grower not a shower - ergo what would be a normal bulge on anyone else looks kind of small on him. He absolutely doesn't have a horse cock that's for sure, but the rest of him is so good it doesn't matter.[/QUOTs
It's not a pin dick so much that he's a tall guy at about 6'4, but probably has a slightly above average 7-7.5 inches or so along with being a grower not a shower - ergo what would be a normal bulge on anyone else looks kind of small on him. He absolutely doesn't have a horse cock that's for sure, but the rest of him is so good it doesn't matter.
Still has a nice bulge though, but they did say in an interview that an 8 inch dildo looked normal on him in the vacation movie, so they had to go with a 10 inch one.
 
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It's not a pin dick so much that he's a tall guy at about 6'4, but probably has a slightly above average 7-7.5 inches or so along with being a grower not a shower - ergo what would be a normal bulge on anyone else looks kind of small on him. He absolutely doesn't have a horse cock that's for sure, but the rest of him is so good it doesn't matter.

Still has a nice bulge though, but they did say in an interview that an 8 inch dildo looked normal on him in the vacation movie, so they had to go with a 10 inch one.
 
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