Cptnativamerica
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sisterbroadway
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All these salty gays saying “he has a small dick” and “his ass is flat” as if those body parts hold the most value. He’s a tall, slim/toned man with handsome features and eyes like the ocean with a sexy voice and even sexier personality. Ik we all have our preferences, but the size queens on this site are so annoying and I’m surprised if they can ever find pleasure in life. Wake up y’all, not everyone on earth is going to have a 12 inch cock and implanted ass cheeks so move on. Half of the celebrity bulges you guys fantasize over are literally just how pants work lmao. Jeans literally give everyone a bulge and I’ve noticed that guys with long cocks don’t necessarily show a lot of vpl so idk what y’all are smoking.
xaussieguy1x
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Well said. Average dicks and asses are preferable in my books
I’m actually...completely mind-blown that anybody even thinks his ass isn’t “good enough” or “flat.” In my eyes, bloody hell he has an ASS. He’s hot as fuck! I don’t even get how he’s anywhere close to Average. If Chris were Average, I must be “Ugly” on the Gay Attractiveness Scale then.
Like...fuck. Did the standards increase even more?
xaussieguy1x
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Don't think I made myself clear. I agree with you. To me he is delicious just the way he is. We all wish we looked half as good as he does. I just meant in general I like average size dick or ass. I don't want to be impaled by an unnecessary large dick. We are human. No one is %100 perfect. I'd feast on his ass all night long!
I completely agree with you, plus in my opinion he seems to have a rather large bulge!
He could have a micropeen and I still would.
Nevetsaurus
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He is literally the perfect man, in every way.
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Oh you should see the pics of him by an artist on twitter known as Drawn_PrOn or something like that, looks so freakin’ life-like. Seems he only has one up right now, I’ll see if I can find the others.
I’ll link: Drawnpr0n on Twitter
Most of his art is within the context of marvel characters but as their actual actors.
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gotboysonmymind69
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bheido
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Cheeky bastard knows exactly what he’s doing...
Interesting that Fat Thor came about so he wouldn’t have to work out so much and yet he’s still in peak condition.
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