Confucius Say

[BillM]

Confucius Say: Man who lay Lady on ground gets piece on Earth !!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius Say: A Wife Is Supposed To Make Her Husband’s Dick Hard, Not His Life.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

According To Confucius Say: – Having An Affair With Married Women Has 5 Best Advantages

1. They Give Like Hell.

2. They Do Not Yell.

3. They Do Not Tell.

4. They Do Not Swell.

5. There’s No Wedding Bell.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

According To Confucius “Yo mama so slutty, Trump still owes her hush money.”

 

[seventiesdemon]

Confucius say......Time and money spent on enquiry, end for Trump a dump in his diary.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Confucius say: "Copycat thread like broken laundry iron; Losing steam.:"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say: Man in pink shirt with turd in left hand, knife in right hand ... going to be shit stabber.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say: Yo mama is so fat that when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders had finished.

 

[MrTMT]

Confucius says: Silent is Golden - That's only happened in movie theaters.

 

[DiamondJoe]

Confucius say; He who stirs shit may end up licking spoon

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say; Diamondjoe Lover should replace his belt buckle whit a watch.

So Diamondjoe never late for work!

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say; Yo mama is so fat, her high school photo was an aerial shot

 

[MrTMT]

Confucius says: If you hit the bottom, you must be the sadism and masochism (S&M) type.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius says: If you hit the bottom, you must be the sadism and masochism (S&M) type.

Did you hear about the sadist who married the masochist?


Confucius says: So they both lived unhappily ever after!

 

[MrTMT]

Did you hear about the sadist who married the masochist?


Confucius says: So they both lived unhappily ever after!

I would quoted this way, Confucius says: If a sadist married a masochist, actions will always be with them.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say: Woman exhibitionist wearing expensive designer mini skirt. Flash cunt.

 

[DiamondJoe]

This is an actual Chinese proverb:

"There is no use in going to bed early to save on candles if the result be twins."

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius he say: Man who take fishing rod into pawn shop is angling for a loan.

 

[MrTMT]

Confucius says: Always treat yourself better than others, don't believe in the quote "treat others like you'd treat yourself".

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Confucius say; Man who is into fisting,​

gives shitty handshakes.