Corrupt A Wish

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you are now able to see into his soul but only to find out he was the Devil, and once you saw inside of his eyes, you immediately combusted and was burned alive. The End.

I wish I owned an airplane

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, a piece of paper and folding instructions are coming your way.

I wish for peace of mind.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you've been given a "piece" of mind. I don't know whose mind is it but enjoy.

I wish to know the secrets of the universe

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted: 42.

I wish I was funnier.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you are now a sketchy person who is involved with some "funny" business and then gets assassinated.

I wish I was more seductive

 

[beretta8]

Wish granted, you now live in a tuba
I wish I would be reacquainted with an old friend

 

[TimesUp]

Wish Granted, your friend has final stage Dementia. Good luck with every new visit !

I wish for any number that comes after 0

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, you nothing because there weren't any decimals.

I wish I could magically get something back I lost.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, all the socks you've lost are now found.

I wish my crush would finally notice me

 

[Throb]

Wish granted, she noticed the food in your teeth and the booger in your nose

I wish people would stop with the politics

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, people have stopped with the politics. They now focus their attention on doing whatever their religious cult leader tells them to do.

I wish to live in the world of Final Fantasy

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, every time you dream, you're there.

I wish I had seen someone for whom he was much earlier.

 

[5644431]

Wish granted, every time you dream, you're there.

I wish I had seen someone for whom he was much earlier.

Ok, done. You see him in all his glory but.... he's just an embryo.

I want to create an art piece that changes the way the viewer sees the world.

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, you create a blindfold.

I wish I could turn back time.

 

[5644431]

Wish granted, you create a blindfold.

I wish I could turn back time.

And time is yours to with with as you please..... but you age inversely proportionate to your request go go back.

I want to know what people are really thinking when we speak.

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted. People are now keeping quiet with you.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[TimesUp]

Wish granted. You are able read everyone's mind on planet earth as a collective, not anyone individually. (good luck with that fucking noise)

I wish, for a perpetual hourglass.

 

[MondaySucks]

Wish granted, you get your hourglass but it falls on the ground and shatters.

I wish I was the world's greatest magician

 

[Silmende]

Wish granted, no one else is a magician anymore.

I wish for nothing.

 

[5644431]

And in the blackness there is nothing. You have no shape, form, weight, or even heartbeat. You only are and all your senses are heightened. They reach out for any hint of your position or reference of orientation and ....nothing. No sense of time and you only think you hear your voice as you call out but there are no other objects for it to bounce off of and you're not even certain you called out at all. You are adrift in the vastness of the Un.

I wish to understand how everything works.