David Beckham
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Some of you on this site make me laugh. Speedos accentuate everything anyway. He probably has big balls from the looks of that speedo picture, which would make all his other bulge pictures accurate too.
It just seems like everytime someone posts a celebrity picture on this site someone is really quick to dismiss it as fake or photoshopped.
It just seems like everytime someone posts a celebrity picture on this site someone is really quick to dismiss it as fake or photoshopped.
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I'm just guessing, but i think he's probably a bit better at football than you....
....so much bitterness in the world.....
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I agree.
Football (not soccer) doesn't suck, but baseball does. Now that's a boring sport....
Football (not soccer) doesn't suck, but baseball does. Now that's a boring sport....
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Although I don't agree with your comments, they did make me roar with laughter. :biggrin1:
To tell the truth if i saw him at a club, I would turn him down as a average kinda skiney twinkey. Would wonder if he had an older brother
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All you armchair quarterbacks (that's an American football position) make me laugh as you comment on how much a professional players sucks. All these soccer clubs whose goal is to win (because winning equals making money) wouldn't hire someone who sucks. He may not be a great tackler or a header, but those skills won't win you the game. Accuracy in passing and setting up a shot on goal will.
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DUH! He is
(1) Stunningly handsome
(2) Remarkably NICE (yes, I met him several times; NO, nohing like that. I WISH!) in a profession full of arrogant shits.
(3) Incredibly MODEST and self-deprecating given his outstanding soccer skills.
He has managed his career brilliantly (It was ALWAYS his intention to end his playing days in the USA; he went to Spain first because so many US soccer fans are Hispanic and watch La Liga on TV) and is one of the highest paid non-US sportsmen ever. But I have seen him stand for an hour in the rain and sign autographs for kids after a game.
(4) In all my JO fantasies, he is a considerate but determined top with a 12 inch prick.
What's not to like????
(1) Stunningly handsome
(2) Remarkably NICE (yes, I met him several times; NO, nohing like that. I WISH!) in a profession full of arrogant shits.
(3) Incredibly MODEST and self-deprecating given his outstanding soccer skills.
He has managed his career brilliantly (It was ALWAYS his intention to end his playing days in the USA; he went to Spain first because so many US soccer fans are Hispanic and watch La Liga on TV) and is one of the highest paid non-US sportsmen ever. But I have seen him stand for an hour in the rain and sign autographs for kids after a game.
(4) In all my JO fantasies, he is a considerate but determined top with a 12 inch prick.
What's not to like????
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"Whatever else he has going on, if he helps this country overcome its aversion to Speedos in public (and WHITE ones at that!), it's a good thing."
I quite agree, love or loathe,(myself.... I'd screw it!, but then not hang around for the conversation..."duh, like... and y'know- yeah".) anyone who leads the renaissance of white speedo's even if he does have to cosy up to Roberto Cavalli for them is to be credited in my book. Oh to see them wet would have been the real treat!!!
As for her if you don't look she'll go away.... simple as!
I quite agree, love or loathe,(myself.... I'd screw it!, but then not hang around for the conversation..."duh, like... and y'know- yeah".) anyone who leads the renaissance of white speedo's even if he does have to cosy up to Roberto Cavalli for them is to be credited in my book. Oh to see them wet would have been the real treat!!!
As for her if you don't look she'll go away.... simple as!
HAS ANYONE SEEN THE LOVELY PHOTOS OF DAVID BECKHAM NAKED. HE IS BEAUTIFUL AND HIS BIG UN-CUT COCK IS HANGING LOW WITH A GREAT HOOD AND A SET OF LOW HANGERS. I AM NOT COMPUTER SAVY SO HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO TRANSFER THEM HERE BUT GO TO (OMGBLOG)AND THERE THEY ARE IN FULL GLORY. HE SHOULD BE A MEMBER OF LPSG. HE PUTS BRAD PITT TO SHAME. BRAD IS SEXY BUT BECKHAM IS A GOD!!!:smile:
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There are no genuine pictures of David fully naked, only Photoshopped fakes. There is one of him in a team bath, where you can just about make something out if you've got a microscope.
It's never been conclusively confirmed whether he is cut or not, either. It's most likely that he isn't, with circumcisions not being carried out free on the National Health Service at the time of his birth (or mine, for that matter, and I'm a fair bit older than David). However, his maternal grandparents are Jewish, so there is a slight possibility that his mother may have insisted on continuing the tradition - but that is nothing more than supposition, nothing has ever been confirmed.
It's never been conclusively confirmed whether he is cut or not, either. It's most likely that he isn't, with circumcisions not being carried out free on the National Health Service at the time of his birth (or mine, for that matter, and I'm a fair bit older than David). However, his maternal grandparents are Jewish, so there is a slight possibility that his mother may have insisted on continuing the tradition - but that is nothing more than supposition, nothing has ever been confirmed.
B_ScaredLittleBoy
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This is the last time I'm going to say this. He has a small cock. He got an erection after scoring a goal for Real Madrid. There is a picture somewhere. All the naked ones are photoshopped.
