David Beckham

[SlimGuySB]

He's just a brand name.

He's shit at football.

Please, illuminate us with you obviously superior judgment on this sporting matter. Explain to us how teams, including the England national squad, have been so wrong. Show us the error of our ways, demonstrating your great intellect and suffusing your argument with your razor sharp wit and bountiful charm.

Oh... you just did.

 

[Mikk]

Can't tackle, can't head, has limited pace. His only world class atrribute is his passing and occassional set pieces. The only reason he commanded a place in the England team for so long was due to the captaincy and the fact that every other right sided midfielder was shite.

The FA and national team are absolute media whores, there is a few other players in that team who have no business being there. Anyone who can't see that the likes of Beckham and Lampard are over-rated are fucking clowns.

 

[Male Bonding etc]

Whatever else he has going on, if he helps this country overcome its aversion to Speedos in public (and WHITE ones at that!), it's a good thing.

 

[SlimGuySB]

Can't tackle, can't head, has limited pace. His only world class atrribute is his passing and occassional set pieces. The only reason he commanded a place in the England team for so long was due to the captaincy and the fact that every other right sided midfielder was shite.

So.... he has a world class attribute or two and he is 'shit'? Damn, I'd hate to see your requirements for 'average'. God knows what you class as 'pretty good'! His pin-point passing and ability to form a cohesive team are what made him as effective a player as he has been. He may not be as flashy as a Pele or a Maradonna, but to call him 'shit' seems just a little harsh.

 

[HellsKitchenmanNYC]

How's this? Grrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Awesum9]

All I can say is wow, you can literally see everything! and I hope someone is able to post some HQ pics! I don't think he is that big, but maybe he got a little excited when these were taken?

Either that or there is some serious stuffing going on?

Those pics are a perfect example as to why I don't wear speedos.

 

[Matthew]

Oh do shut up you tiresome little turd. Irony would be a wonderful thing for you to try and grasp, rather than just your dick.

Becks -- is that you?

 

[theunscot]

How's this? Grrrrrrrrrrr

VERY much a fake pic...

 

[gjorg]

Those kind of papers are famous for photo shop. They could have put oprah's head on those shots.

 

[meatpackingbubba]

Whatever else he has going on, if he helps this country overcome its aversion to Speedos in public (and WHITE ones at that!), it's a good thing.

Not sure about overcominig aversion, but a chipmunk would look hung wearing white speedos.

 

[Gazza]

well beckham is an AOB. average or below...

 

[Meniscus]

You can almost see through the white shorts in the 2nd pic, but not quite.

http://www.queerclick.com/images/db_bulgenpp.jpg
http://www.queerclick.com/images/davidbeckham_bulge2810.jpg
http://www.techstickle.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/beckhamspeedo25070601_1.jpg
http://www.techstickle.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/david_beckham_underwear.jpg

 

[gjorg]

You can almost see through the white shorts in the 2nd pic, but not quite.

http://www.queerclick.com/images/db_bulgenpp.jpg
http://www.queerclick.com/images/davidbeckham_bulge2810.jpg
http://www.techstickle.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/beckhamspeedo25070601_1.jpg
http://www.techstickle.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/david_beckham_underwear.jpg

I might stand corrected. -------20 some years ago I went to meet my boy friend on a beach in provencetown wearing a white box type suit. His responce was "well this is your first time in P-town do you really think your the fist person to think of a white suit" " you look like a whore" then he bought me a new black one. Just to get him going again I changed right there on the boatslip deck.

 

[ray j johnson jr]

first off soccer sucks, but beckham seems like a decent guy but overrated player...really good passer though

 

[SlimGuySB]

first off soccer sucks, but beckham seems like a decent guy but overrated player...really good passer though

Yeah, 'cos watching guys who feel the need to wear body armour just to play a game of staccato rugby is a thrill!

I know, I know, don't feed the trolls...

 

[chavous]

Not Stuffing. That Looks Like A Natural Bulge And Who Stuffs To Go Swimming With Their Childre???think About It. He Is Perfect Even If He Did Not Have A Cock!

 

[dcwrestlefan]

i was sure before. now i am absolutely certain. this guy needs to be my bitch. or i will be his. i dont care.

 

[Mensch1351]

Oh come on guys --- if ANYONE on this board saw Becks coming out of an LA bar late at night and you caught his eye and he smiled an nodded and you thought you had 1/2 a chance at scoring with him, you'd be over there fast as you could! (What's his DICK got to do with how well he plays soccer?????):tongue:

 

[B_ScaredLittleBoy]

Dreamers, his cock is very average! I will resolve to find the picture that will prove it. He got a fucking erection after scoring a goal for Madrid.

That picture is either photoshopped or the person isn't him. The face is kind of blurred.

PS he is also shit at foot ball and would make a very good transsexual.

 

[Deno]

from the adams apple up he's good looking the rest YAWN!