Delivery man

Never fully nude but I have unintentionally left the button open on my pajama pants and opened the door for Amazon delivery. She handed me the first package, I turned to place it on the table and when I turned back around for the second one MY package flopped out the hole. Gladly she didn't freak out but I told her to have a nice day and she said "thank you, I will now".
 
Recently in my area, a fellow was convicted of lewd behavior when the cable guy came and he answered the door nude. So you'd better know who it is before you try it!
I would think in your house it is safe to be nude. If you go outside it might be an issue, or if it is a female who is the delivery person.
 
I got caught by s pizza guy once. My current partner was coming to my house while we were still living separately. I was expecting him about 7:15 and I had just gotten out of the shower and dried off when I heard the door chimes. I figured I would surprise him by answering nude. Well, I ended up as the surprised one. Little did I know that he had gone online and ordered and paid for a pizza for us to eat. I opened the door and said “C’mon in; I decided to dress for the occasion” and I realized it was the pizza guy. We got a big laugh out of it and he had a very lingering look at my dick.
 
At work this week I messaged a blank profile with nothing on it. Asked to tell me about him. His response “you know some already, I just delivery your package”. Fed ex guy. I asked him if he normally delivers my packages. He said yep
 
I got caught by s pizza guy once. My current partner was coming to my house while we were still living separately. I was expecting him about 7:15 and I had just gotten out of the shower and dried off when I heard the door chimes. I figured I would surprise him by answering nude. Well, I ended up as the surprised one. Little did I know that he had gone online and ordered and paid for a pizza for us to eat. I opened the door and said “C’mon in; I decided to dress for the occasion” and I realized it was the pizza guy. We got a big laugh out of it and he had a very lingering look at my dick.

Sounds like a similar situation I had years ago. Whenever I had visitors staying at my home, I would give them a spare set of house keys but, inevitably, most people would forget to take them. One morning, my friends went out and I decided to hop in the shower. After a couple of minutes, I heard knocking on the door so I turned off the water, ran downstairs to the door naked, expecting to find the friends. Opening the door, I said "Told you to remember to take your keys" only to be facing two Mormon missionaries who had been proselytizing through the area. I apologized, they apologized saying it appeared to be a bad time. But luckily, I didn't a religious spiel. :)
 
Sounds like a similar situation I had years ago. Whenever I had visitors staying at my home, I would give them a spare set of house keys but, inevitably, most people would forget to take them. One morning, my friends went out and I decided to hop in the shower. After a couple of minutes, I heard knocking on the door so I turned off the water, ran downstairs to the door naked, expecting to find the friends. Opening the door, I said "Told you to remember to take your keys" only to be facing two Mormon missionaries who had been proselytizing through the area. I apologized, they apologized saying it appeared to be a bad time. But luckily, I didn't a religious spiel. :)
But you KNOW they beat off together later that day, thinking of you. I know there are those faux sites about Mormon boys, but I'd be very interested to know if there were TRUE stories about guys in pairs at that age proselytizing. There are bound to be a lot of stories about them losing their minds over each other.
 
But you KNOW they beat off together later that day, thinking of you. I know there are those faux sites about Mormon boys, but I'd be very interested to know if there were TRUE stories about guys in pairs at that age proselytizing. There are bound to be a lot of stories about them losing their minds over each other.

I would hope so! ;)
 
Now that we are into the "me too" era I wouldn't do it now. I only did it around one UPS guy many years ago and I guess they have seen it all. I suspect today you could get in major trouble even if it is another dude, but if it is a female you may end up in jail and only have other dudes seeing your junk.
 
Now that we are into the "me too" era I wouldn't do it now. I only did it around one UPS guy many years ago and I guess they have seen it all. I suspect today you could get in major trouble even if it is another dude, but if it is a female you may end up in jail and only have other dudes seeing your junk.
True, altho I am a supported of the Me, Too folks. It's one thing to be suggestive; it's another to be H. Weinstein and exploit your power (and also gross them out by showing yourself in only a bathrobe. Does he really think he's such a stud some woman will be turned on by that??)
 
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My related experience was with an appliance repair guy a few years back. The ice maker quit working and I found a company online that could come out the same day. I left work early that day to meet the repair guy and was casually looking at LPSG and some porn while waiting for him to arrive. I slammed my laptop shut when my phone rang and I buzzed him in. He was a beautiful late 20s/early 30s built Puerto Rican guy. Nice deep voice, stubble, built with a tight t-shirt and jeans. I caught myself checking him out multiple times while he was doing his work. The Square app on his phone wasn't working for payment so he asked if he could use my laptop to process the credit card payment and send me a receipt. Sure I said - not thinking about what was last on my computer. He opened it up and some BB xtube porn greeting him on the screen. I turned bright red but he didn't acknowledge. Just processed the payment like nothing happened. I noticed that his demeanor changed and he got a little more friendly though. Once the payment processed he asked me to check my email to ensure I got the receipt. He casually asked what else I had going on for the afternoon and he mentioned that he had an hour before his next appointment a few blocks away. He started rubbing his crotch and, seeing me stare and clearly not object, unbuttoned his fly and pulled out a beautiful uncut cock. I fell to my knees and started working on his 8" dick. I was swallowing his load within a few minutes and he insisted on returning the favor before leaving. My washing machine needed a repair a year or so later and I was disappointed to see someone far less sexy appear at my door.
 
My related experience was with an appliance repair guy a few years back. The ice maker quit working and I found a company online that could come out the same day. I left work early that day to meet the repair guy and was casually looking at LPSG and some porn while waiting for him to arrive. I slammed my laptop shut when my phone rang and I buzzed him in. He was a beautiful late 20s/early 30s built Puerto Rican guy. Nice deep voice, stubble, built with a tight t-shirt and jeans. I caught myself checking him out multiple times while he was doing his work. The Square app on his phone wasn't working for payment so he asked if he could use my laptop to process the credit card payment and send me a receipt. Sure I said - not thinking about what was last on my computer. He opened it up and some BB xtube porn greeting him on the screen. I turned bright red but he didn't acknowledge. Just processed the payment like nothing happened. I noticed that his demeanor changed and he got a little more friendly though. Once the payment processed he asked me to check my email to ensure I got the receipt. He casually asked what else I had going on for the afternoon and he mentioned that he had an hour before his next appointment a few blocks away. He started rubbing his crotch and, seeing me stare and clearly not object, unbuttoned his fly and pulled out a beautiful uncut cock. I fell to my knees and started working on his 8" dick. I was swallowing his load within a few minutes and he insisted on returning the favor before leaving. My washing machine needed a repair a year or so later and I was disappointed to see someone far less sexy appear at my door.
Wow! Just like the old "Penthouse" letters. I'm envious.
 
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My related experience was with an appliance repair guy a few years back. The ice maker quit working and I found a company online that could come out the same day. I left work early that day to meet the repair guy and was casually looking at LPSG and some porn while waiting for him to arrive. I slammed my laptop shut when my phone rang and I buzzed him in. He was a beautiful late 20s/early 30s built Puerto Rican guy. Nice deep voice, stubble, built with a tight t-shirt and jeans. I caught myself checking him out multiple times while he was doing his work. The Square app on his phone wasn't working for payment so he asked if he could use my laptop to process the credit card payment and send me a receipt. Sure I said - not thinking about what was last on my computer. He opened it up and some BB xtube porn greeting him on the screen. I turned bright red but he didn't acknowledge. Just processed the payment like nothing happened. I noticed that his demeanor changed and he got a little more friendly though. Once the payment processed he asked me to check my email to ensure I got the receipt. He casually asked what else I had going on for the afternoon and he mentioned that he had an hour before his next appointment a few blocks away. He started rubbing his crotch and, seeing me stare and clearly not object, unbuttoned his fly and pulled out a beautiful uncut cock. I fell to my knees and started working on his 8" dick. I was swallowing his load within a few minutes and he insisted on returning the favor before leaving. My washing machine needed a repair a year or so later and I was disappointed to see someone far less sexy appear at my door.


It’s always luck you would find someone that would react like that.
I have tried several times when I was younger and better looking.
Never happened.
 
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i had a cable guy who was a super hot latino show up. we were walking around the building and he was showing me the work that he'd done. he had on a thick wedding band and mentioned his wife a couple times. while we're standing there talking he grabbed the lapel of my shirt and said 'nice shirt, great with your eyes'. i was too dumb and too shy to realize that as straight as he appeared that he had to be hitting on me, and i probably could've at least blown him