Delivery man

i had a cable guy who was a super hot latino show up. we were walking around the building and he was showing me the work that he'd done. he had on a thick wedding band and mentioned his wife a couple times. while we're standing there talking he grabbed the lapel of my shirt and said 'nice shirt, great with your eyes'. i was too dumb and too shy to realize that as straight as he appeared that he had to be hitting on me, and i probably could've at least blown him
Sounds like you blew it; you just didn't blow him!
 
OMG! This is both hot (kinda) AND hilarious. I guess they had an understanding based on previous encounters? Can anyone understand what the delivery guy is saying? I couldn't catch it all (er... so to speak).
There's a few questions like "How many times do you cum a day?" etc and "can I watch you finish?"
 
I wonder in this day & age with technology, due food delivery apps that the drivers use have secret profiles of the customers? Grubhub, Doordash, etc. IE "Apt 502 answers in a shower towel or nude"...

I often answer in my underwear. Just this past Friday an older delivery guy in some sort of white gown robe delivered to my door. He didnt seem to happy to see me in my FTLs.
 
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I wonder in this day & age with technology, due food delivery apps that the drivers use have secret profiles of the customers? Grubhub, Doordash, etc. IE "Apt 502 answers in a shower towel or nude"...

I often answer in my underwear. Just this past Friday an older delivery guy in some sort of white gown robe delivered to my door. He didnt seem to happy to see me in my FTLs.
An older guy in a white gown?? Was he on his way to compete in Miss America? Or was he like those creepy scientists in dystopian futuristic movies?
 
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A religious gown
Something tells me that a person who wears a religious GOWN to deliver stuff might be an adherent of a religion that maybe, just possibly, doesn't approve of guys showing their cocks to other guys.
 
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has anyone answered the door completely nude when the delivery man rings their bell?

Have not but those delivery guys are so fucking hot in their uniforms. There's something about a uniform that can't quite be pinned as far as its sexiness. This guy dresses for suck-cess when he goes out like this. Fucking hot.upsmotive.png
 
Not a delivery man, but a repairman. He's a college boy working for the summer doing simple maintenance. He is shorter, with a football player build, thick shoulders and arms. I won't go into detail on what he was fixing, but it involved holding a moderately heavy object above his head while adjusting something. I offered to help to make it go faster.

So we were standing very close to each other, with me holding the object and him doing the adjusting. Since he is shorter, my arms ended up touching his arm and shoulder. He didn't flinch, so I didn't bother moving. I was commando in khaki shorts and chubbed up. I'm not sure if he was checking me out because the object kept us from seeing each other's face, but I checked him out and there was a noticeable bulge in his shorts that wasn't there when he came in. Nothing more happened.
 
Not a delivery man, but a repairman. He's a college boy working for the summer doing simple maintenance. He is shorter, with a football player build, thick shoulders and arms. I won't go into detail on what he was fixing, but it involved holding a moderately heavy object above his head while adjusting something. I offered to help to make it go faster.

So we were standing very close to each other, with me holding the object and him doing the adjusting. Since he is shorter, my arms ended up touching his arm and shoulder. He didn't flinch, so I didn't bother moving. I was commando in khaki shorts and chubbed up. I'm not sure if he was checking me out because the object kept us from seeing each other's face, but I checked him out and there was a noticeable bulge in his shorts that wasn't there when he came in. Nothing more happened.

Jeez, I left out an important part! He arrived earlier than he was supposed to and without calling. I had just gotten out of the shower and had a towel wrapped around me. He didn't seem to try to look down. I showed him into the house and then put a shirt and shorts on.
 
When I still lived in town, I used to order a pizza for dinner on Monday nights. One summer, I had the same delivery driver every week. He was college age, nice body, he wore tight shorts that showed off a nice ass and a good sized package. After realizing that he was going to be my delivery driver for the summer, I started going commando under some really tight and thin shorts. I was definitely showing off a big package too. He never said anything or tried anything, but I always caught him looking but he never showed any signs good or bad. So one week, I was feeling adventurous and was going to try the shower/towel trick. So I ordered my pizza, took a nice long shower, put a towel on and waited by the door in a towel. I heard a car pull up, so I made sure the towel was tied shut but loose enough that it could accidentally slip off. When they knocked on the door, I opened it all the way and found out that he didn't deliver that night. It was a woman! I paid her and apologized for the towel. Luckily it didn't fall off. I never tried that again.
 
Not a delivery man, but a repairman. He's a college boy working for the summer doing simple maintenance. He is shorter, with a football player build, thick shoulders and arms. I won't go into detail on what he was fixing, but it involved holding a moderately heavy object above his head while adjusting something. I offered to help to make it go faster.

So we were standing very close to each other, with me holding the object and him doing the adjusting. Since he is shorter, my arms ended up touching his arm and shoulder. He didn't flinch, so I didn't bother moving. I was commando in khaki shorts and chubbed up. I'm not sure if he was checking me out because the object kept us from seeing each other's face, but I checked him out and there was a noticeable bulge in his shorts that wasn't there when he came in. Nothing more happened.
Well also not delivery,...
Very nice young guy came to change my meter, all pleasant, we both noticed we wore a similar silver torque bracelet, job done, he left, an hour later a call, had he left a wrench thing, I looked he had, he came for it after work hours. We had a very nice few hours relaxing, massaging etc
 
Jeez, I left out an important part! He arrived earlier than he was supposed to and without calling. I had just gotten out of the shower and had a towel wrapped around me. He didn't seem to try to look down. I showed him into the house and then put a shirt and shorts on.
i never look down unless i'm sure i can't get caught, like if there was an object blocking you from seeing my face ;)
 
Jeez, I left out an important part! He arrived earlier than he was supposed to and without calling. I had just gotten out of the shower and had a towel wrapped around me. He didn't seem to try to look down. I showed him into the house and then put a shirt and shorts on.
Why the shirt? I never put one on for repair men or deliveries in warm weather.
 
Jeez, I left out an important part! He arrived earlier than he was supposed to and without calling. I had just gotten out of the shower and had a towel wrapped around me. He didn't seem to try to look down. I showed him into the house and then put a shirt and shorts on.
Why the shirt? I never put one on for repairmen or deliveries in warm weather.
 
My air conditioning was beginning to fizzle out, so I called my usual A/C service guy to check it out. He said there was a backlog of service calls, and if I minded just having his assistant serviceman Davey come over. I had seen from the last couple of calls, and replied that would work, as I was sweating without a full system working. We set a late afternoon call, as it was the last he could fit in for the day. This was an opportunity for a great setup, as Davey is a good looking ex-college baseball player, and maintained his jock built from my memory of him the last call. So this is how it actually played out.

Davey showed up a bit late, after 6:00 pm, and was apologetic as ever. I was wearing only a white unlined pair of running shorts, and actually had worked up a sweat just sitting in my hot apartment unit. After a quick look, he decided to replace some parts of my wall unit. As he laid out the various pieces on the carpet, I squatted to show interest in his work, letting my semi-hard cock fall out of the shorts. He glanced over but tried not to stare, as I apologized for the little I had on. Since he was already sweating from the heat too, he laughed and said he would do the same too, with no air working. I took this opportunity to invite him to get more comfortable as he worked, but he only unbuttoned the front of his shirt, so his torso was exposed.

Not sure where this would go, so I tried to get more into him, by standing right next to him and handing him the parts. I somehow managed to brush against him several times, and was showing a hardon poking out of my shorts. By the time he was done, his fitted work shorts displayed a definite extension down his left leg. I of course commented that going commando certainly one way to beat the heat. He turned bright red at this, and just nodded as he tried to smooth over his crotch to cover it up.
At this point, he just quickly gathered his tools and the repair parts, and mumbled that the A/C should work, Which it did, Dang!

I offered him a soda or beer, hoping he would join me. He grabbed a can of soda as he left and said the company would send out the bill. I did not try to initiate any further action, much less have any more extensive physical contact, knowing the law regarding sexual assault, but it was tempting. Sorry for the long, detailed description, but the incident gave me some good shower action.