Do Your Friends Know You're Hung?

[ohiorod]

I have a pretty good friend who is hung okay, probably 3.5 inches soft and he says 6 hard. He is straight but we have really gelled since he moved into my neighborhood. I volunteered to help him unload his truck when he moved in and we have been friends ever since. He is straight and as I said many times, I am totally gay. Anyway, this guy, I will call Tim, came to the gym as my guest not long after he moved in and made some wisecrack about my dick’s length when he saw it. I hang 7inches soft and don’t grow that much hard. I can’t remember what he said that day, but it made me laugh because it was so absurd. Ever since then, when I see him alone he always greets me and says “how’s it hanging?” And I always come up with some crazy remark that cracks him up. We’ve even gotten to doing it publicly, though the question is asked discretely. The laugh is usually him trying to keep a straight face because my responses are always as absurd as possible. Today, I said I “was good now that I had it strapped to my knee as I ‘d gotten tired of it banging my kneecap”. Yesterday when he asked I said “ I was better, now that I got all the ants off it from when it was dragging through the grass when I was cutting the lawn”. It always the absurdity and the trying to keep a straight face that drives him crazy, especially if I do it when we are out with friends, since they have no idea what I’m talking about,

So this is one friend who not only knows, but has a laugh about it. Tim knows that I don’t think the 7 inches is that big and that I’m comfortable with it, but don’t flaunt it, so he seems to enjoy the banter.

 

[incher8]

Forgot about this story until just now:
I was drinking with a bunch of my friends (all guys) and they wanted to go swimming in my pool. They didn't bring their trunks so they were just like "fuck it, let's go skinny dipping". By that point, I already went to get my trunks. When I got to the pool they told me to take it off and that I wasn't going to be the only one with clothes on. They took them off of me and a few of them just said "woah".

 

[919507]

Not that I’m considered huge for this site, but wife’s friends know I’m on the bigger side and one always makes comments.

Quite a lot of girls and guys check out my bulge when they think I’m not looking, girls are absolute experts at it, but I think this happens to every guy probably.

 

[hungbert]

All my male friends know I'm hung, because they've seen me naked or wearing speedos. Most of my female friends don't, and neither do my business relations. Probably the neighbours know I'm hung because I often sunbathe naked in the back yard.

 

[deleted1400382]

They do, quite a lot of people know lol.

 

[DiomedesXVI]

I have some friends that know. From either sleeping with them on some No Strings attached fun or me sleeping with their friends. I also like to show off, so a few pics might have been shared in the past year.

you're not hung bro.

you're about 5-6 inches max

I think you need your eyes checked there mate, Doom looks 7” or more. If you’re not grounded in reality maybe you think 7 is some throw-away size but it’s not. A genuine 7” or in the 7 range is legitimately a big dick. Don’t believe me, go get a ruler and measure an actual 7 on your forearm, it’s more than half your damn forearm, ergo that’s a lot of dick.

 

[1237076]

Roommates definitely know. A few close friends as well, other than that not sure but bulge speaks itself

 

[Sircam]

Most of the friends I've made throughout college have found out to an ex friend of mine who I used to sleep with. He got off on telling everyone and anyone whenever we were together because he found it funny. I also used to change naked in the locker rooms and shower after scuba diving and one of my friends in there turned out to be bi and he was also passing along the word. Gave me a good reputation I never complained.

 

[Georgebenl]

My best female friend knows since my boyfriend once pulled away my towel... that must have been about 15 years ago and the size of my dick has become legendary since then... She even mentioned it to her 7ft husband while I was there, quite awkward since he is quite a bit smaller than I am. I’m not that huge, just more of a shower

 

[Bleh0]

Some do...those who have seen me in a speedo, those who have drunkenly (or otherwise) grabbed, those who have spoken with people who have actually seen me naked...usually just play it off and change the subject.

 

[johnboylondon]

My best female friend knows since my boyfriend once pulled away my towel... that must have been about 15 years ago and the size of my dick has become legendary since then... She even mentioned it to her 7ft husband while I was there, quite awkward since he is quite a bit smaller than I am. I’m not that huge, just more of a shower

So hot dude

 

[AHandfull]

I generally love to freeball most days. Found some Lands End shorts that really show my bulge and huge balls when I am sitting down, legs apart. Several of my wife's friends have noticed, one gave a knowing smile. If women can show cleavage and wear things that flatter, why cant men show some manhood regularly? It pisses my wife off. My best bud asked me what I was stuffing one day. Its fun.

 

[AHandfull]

Dumb question. How do you paste a picture into the reply vs actually attaching a thumbnail? Struggling with the former.....

 

[wants2havefun]

There is a 22 year old at my gym who is very hung. All of his male friends know about it and joke about it very openly. It was one such conversation that piqued my interest to find out what it looked like. Luckily he seems to enjoy showing off to guys 50+.

 

[Antietam]

Only the ones I send pictures to, I think.

 

[wants2havefun]

There is a 22 year old at my gym who is very hung. All of his male friends know about it and joke about it very openly. It was one such conversation that piqued my interest to find out what it looked like. Luckily he seems to enjoy showing off to guys 50+.

In a follow up to this story, yesterday I was chatting with a 21 year old who played the same sport in high school as the 22 year old. I said, you must know him. He said yeah, he used to do some odd things in the locker room including, swinging his "dong" around.

 

[DavidDino]

Well unfortunately my bulge speaks itself unfortunately because sometimes it’s really annoying especially at work when everyone forgets what are u talking about and stairs ... haha

 

[deleted1074483]

well I never claim to be hung, but if you're in gay circles where eventually everyone seems to have shagged everyone else, everyone does tend to know about everyone elses preferences, sizes, etc. The best reaction/comment, said in front of me, to my embarrassment, was one ex who was known as a bit of a flirt saying 'well he more than fills me up' - I did get chatted up by a couple of guys after that

 

[Notaes]

Most of my close friends know about my cock. Most have been in locker rooms with me. It usual joking small talk. My balls are small as I’m all cock. No complaints from women. My wife talks about my cock size every time we fuck.

 

[edonline]

Some of my friends I've known for decades, going back to prep school and college, so we've seen each other naked at various times during that time and after. They as well as other guys I know have played sports together so we've been in gyms, locker rooms, showers together. Also spent time vacationing and summering together, sharing houses/vacation rentals etc with little to no privacy. Basically, no opportunity to hide what anyone's got - nor should there be.