Dylan Geick - Onlyfans

He’s sent two PPVs recently. I’d buy them, but his descriptions are so cryptic there’s just no way to know what you’re getting.
He’s shown ass and frontal in PPV before, but then also been fully dressed when the description implies otherwise. It’s just such a gamble what you’re going to get. You can’t even message him to ask without tipping extra.

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He was a guest on this video. I love how he's venturing into the political sphere now, maybe that's his calling, the left can't just rely on Hasan piker as the only hot left gen z male political influencer, if the election told them anything, they need more of those
 
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He was a guest on this video. I love how he's venturing into the political sphere now, maybe that's his calling, the left can't just rely on Hasan piker as the only hot left gen z male political influencer, if the election told them anything, they need more of those
You know, I will say that I respect Dylan's political activism, especially since Gaza. Things could have gone differently considering he wanted to be a corporate lawyer during his time at Columbia.
 
watched a bit of the interview and I just can't. he's so pretty but insufferable and thinks so much of himself. so pretty though xo
100% insufferable

I listened to the 1st part, but could not take Dylan revising his history and gassing himself up anymore, rebranding himself as a “warrior monk” 🙄 who “became disillusioned with Columbia…” (instead of dropped out due to his ADHD and inability to finish anything he starts).

It’s clear that Dylan’s grift in general is how he dips his toe into something so he can then portray himself as a seasoned veteran of it - whether it’s college or relationships with women or poetry or whatever. He tells these hosts how he appeared on that (yet to air) reality show pilot just so he can then claim he “does traditional media” as well, so people don’t grasp that he’s just a dime-a-dozen Instagram influencer. Did you know Dylan’s already a TV star? (he isn’t)

He also lets these hosts think WAY more of his military experience than it was - you know, his brief time on that dinky army base before he quit that, too? Remember ALL his Snapchats showing us how he did virtually nothing there for those months (because of the pandemic) but have fun with his redneck platoon and go to bars and Applebees and maybe kill time at the firing range now and then? On this podcast, this is how Dylan repackages that:

“I served for about 18 months in the infantry and special operations communities. I then became disillusioned with ‘the American Empire’ and I left. Got out six months before we left Afghanistan...” 🧐🤣🤣 He makes it sound like he was in Afghanistan and saw battle, and was trained to be a navy seal! LOL I just can’t with this kid
 
100% insufferable

I listened to the 1st part, but could not take Dylan revising his history and gassing himself up anymore, rebranding himself as a “warrior monk” 🙄 who “became disillusioned with Columbia…” (instead of dropped out due to his ADHD and inability to finish anything he starts).

It’s clear that Dylan’s grift in general is how he dips his toe into something so he can then portray himself as a seasoned veteran of it - whether it’s college or relationships with women or poetry or whatever. He tells these hosts how he appeared on that (yet to air) reality show pilot just so he can then claim he “does traditional media” as well, so people don’t grasp that he’s just a dime-a-dozen Instagram influencer. Did you know Dylan’s already a TV star? (he isn’t)

He also lets these hosts think WAY more of his military experience than it was - you know, his brief time on that dinky army base before he quit that, too? Remember ALL his Snapchats showing us how he did virtually nothing there for those months (because of the pandemic) but have fun with his redneck platoon and go to bars and Applebees and maybe kill time at the firing range now and then? On this podcast, this is how Dylan repackages that:

“I served for about 18 months in the infantry and special operations communities. I then became disillusioned with ‘the American Empire’ and I left. Got out six months before we left Afghanistan...” 🧐🤣🤣He makes it sound like he was in Afghanistan and saw battle, and was trained to be a navy seal! LOL I just can’t with this kid
I'm sorry, but this feels way too invested for someone talking so hard against him. Did you dm him and he blocked you? Be honest
 
I'm sorry, but this feels way too invested for someone talking so hard against him. Did you dm him and he blocked you? Be honest
Lol nope. Dylan always has been beautiful to look at but insufferable to listen to. Most of what I do in this thread is just click Like on photos of him, because lately that’s all we have to react to here. But when he spouts b.s. like in that podcast posted here? Sorry, I have a need to call him out for his lies.
 
Lol nope. Dylan always has been beautiful to look at but insufferable to listen to. Most of what I do in this thread is just click Like on photos of him, because lately that’s all we have to react to here. But when he spouts b.s. like in that podcast posted here? Sorry, I have a need to call him out for his lies.
I completely agree with you; I also watched the podcast and thought he was pulling keywords from a book of cliff notes he read. I don't doubt he is an intelligent individual, but he reminds me of individuals who stumble through political ideologies without understanding the context. Now if I found him naked ass up in my bed, would I turn it down. Hell no.
 
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100% insufferable

I listened to the 1st part, but could not take Dylan revising his history and gassing himself up anymore, rebranding himself as a “warrior monk” 🙄 who “became disillusioned with Columbia…” (instead of dropped out due to his ADHD and inability to finish anything he starts).

It’s clear that Dylan’s grift in general is how he dips his toe into something so he can then portray himself as a seasoned veteran of it - whether it’s college or relationships with women or poetry or whatever. He tells these hosts how he appeared on that (yet to air) reality show pilot just so he can then claim he “does traditional media” as well, so people don’t grasp that he’s just a dime-a-dozen Instagram influencer. Did you know Dylan’s already a TV star? (he isn’t)

He also lets these hosts think WAY more of his military experience than it was - you know, his brief time on that dinky army base before he quit that, too? Remember ALL his Snapchats showing us how he did virtually nothing there for those months (because of the pandemic) but have fun with his redneck platoon and go to bars and Applebees and maybe kill time at the firing range now and then? On this podcast, this is how Dylan repackages that:

“I served for about 18 months in the infantry and special operations communities. I then became disillusioned with ‘the American Empire’ and I left. Got out six months before we left Afghanistan...” 🧐🤣🤣He makes it sound like he was in Afghanistan and saw battle, and was trained to be a navy seal! LOL I just can’t with this kid
Yes, yes and yes But.... i would still fuck him though... 🫤