Ugh these is what happens when I leave social media for a year, I miss out on everything lmao, someone needs to make a time line with charts and shit for me lmao
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I agree that Dylan certainly does not look like a 12 yob.
(Hell, I don't know many 25 YO's that look like that!)
But to me Joey not only looks 12, he also looks like an inbred hillbilly who's escaped from a trailer park.
So far, Dylan has consistently gone for extremely young looking fem tw1nks.
But maybe he will break out of that pattern after rides Gage's rod a few times! lol
(Hell, I don't know many 25 YO's that look like that!)
But to me Joey not only looks 12, he also looks like an inbred hillbilly who's escaped from a trailer park.
So far, Dylan has consistently gone for extremely young looking fem tw1nks.
But maybe he will break out of that pattern after rides Gage's rod a few times! lol
Would also like to know. In a YouNow Dylan seemed quite adamant that as far as he knew Zack would not be coming back.
Must be difficult being in the house after Dylan and Jackson split up. I got the impression Zack liked Jackson and that they had a lot in common. Zack would find it difficult to only take Dylan's side.
Zack was going to work for Dylan by making his vlogs and content but with Dylan and Jackson splitting up Dylan's earnings dropped so he had less money to dish out and cancelled the idea.
As far as I know Zack was the only student in the house. He might have just found the studying and distance learning difficult.
What 12 year olds have crows feet & forehead wrinkles?
Well it looks like he's going back to school and wrestling in late august. I wonder if he'll service any of his teammates.
He had this one teammate his freshman year who was adorable and blond. But tbh, being bi, I'd fuck his friend Carly.
No. That rumors been flying around ever since they all moved in and even back when they were in NY prior to breakup #1 when he had friends from Columbia over.
Random IG and Twitter trolls. There is or there was a comment on an old IG post of his by his ex gf where it said he barely knew what to do in bed with a girl. I'm not inclined to believe third parties, especially people like Mills or Ben whatever. Drug addled lost teens who sought solace in the adult pornography world and still use drugs given to them by their employers. It's like asking that gold digger Melania for advice on world peace.
Or like believing a money-obsessed grifter who spends his time in the company of sugar daddies.
It's been proven he's a cheater. The idea that he passed up the chance to cheat with one of his favourite pornstars (which we know from his favourites on PornHub) is laughable.
Oh and if you're going to denigrate people who work in porn, then you'll also need to explain why your oh-so-perfect Dylan was friends with such awful people.
Yes, it's good that he's returning to school, if that happens.
He's pretty clueless as to how fortunate he actually is… on one of his younow vids, he related how he has never had a job in his life.
He said he once complained to his dad that he was broke, and his dad had suggested he get a job. He claimed he told his dad "Why should I let some corporation make a lot of money from my hard work?"
That was when Dylan lost a lot of his attractiveness to me.
Some of his fan boys will dismiss that as just a youthful comment. Sorry, but (in addition to a job) I had more maturity at 14 than he does at 20.
I'll always remember someone who lived in a homophobic country sent him a message once telling him how lucky he was to live in a country where he can be openly gay and so on, and Dylan basically tried to make out that Americans don't have it easier, and then went on some kind of tangent where he basically blamed people who live in homophobic countries for undervaluing themselves.
He's lived his whole life in a bubble, and yet somehow thinks he's had to struggle.
How old is he now? Like 20? Hes got a good 2-4 years before the daddy moves to someone else. Theres always someone younger & hotter that's gonna come along so it's good that hes going back to school although tbh I dont think hes gonna end up staying. He should focus on growing his social media accounts and making money from them so he doesnt have to depend on his daddies. His audience is also growing up and they will abandon him eventually so he better start saving money now
Hes a grown man. Youthful my ass. Even if he had just turned 18 a second ago hes still an adult. Its funny that he would make a comment like that because I thought conservatives like him were all about working and bettering themselves? Hes done the opposite of what he claims. Theres no problem in having daddies or being a social influencers like he is but dont call people out on doing stuff like that when you are too.
2-4 is a perfect amount of time to make it thought (most of) college. He had an academic scholarship related to his wrestling or however Ivys do it, so he wont be struggling. People will LOVE to fuck a college athlete of his status. I'm sure he will keep a uniform in handy for such encounters. I''m sure he will get matched up with Tom Delay, since he and his husband get down with some queen's annual sex party. Those two would be a good match.
He was going to return no matter what. You don't throw away a chance to go to one of the best schools in the US (or possibly the world?). Normal colleges redshirt differently than Ivy. He was pretty clear on his plans before he began his freshman year so IDK why people brought it up like it was a spur of the moment thing. I guess for him it came down to having had sports and practice take up his tiem growing up that he never got a chance to relax. That and he's still paying for it either way. Ivy doesn't hand out sports scholarships.
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