The big moment is here.
We have spent the last year working on this project. Our goal? To bring fun and excitement to your lives. We have spent countless hours working on finding the best toys because if it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right. By extensively researching the industry (attending multiple sex toy conferences) and meeting with the biggest sex toy companies, our goal was to learn everything there was to learn from the business side before launching to our customers.
During this process, we also became the ultimate customer! We ordered 100s (ok, 1000s) of toys. Tried the best ones and threw a whole bunch out, too. We read and researched customer reviews on these products. We looked at these toys from every angle to bring you the very best of the best, to start.
Some very important criteria about the toys we choose;
Smile Delivery. From the moment you receive it to the moment you put it away, your ‘smile stain’ stays in place
Fun, exciting, and effective. No point in buying something that looks fun but fails to deliver
High-quality & body-safe
Affordable. Most toys are $75 to $200. Our goal is to offer toys that are fun, long-lasting, and even more affordable at the same time
Given that our main audience is men, we are focusing on prostate toys. We feel this is an area in which we can make a difference. LPSG is a community of over 2,000,000 men and we want to help spread the joy and benefits of prostate play.
The process of selecting which toys to offer involved a lot of back-and-forth with our testing team. Our first goal was to find toys that you will love.
We poured our hearts and souls into finding the really, really (really) good ones. We are quite sure you will agree with us. But if for any reason you are not satisfied with any of our toys, we will give you your money back.
We are launching with limited quantities of each, to start. If you are interested, please contact us to reserve your toy(s) ASAP.
Toy #1: Wonder Wand
The ‘wand’ has been around for 10+ years and is generally considered the ultimate for prostate play and hands-free orgasms. One issue, this product usually sells for $150+. Ouch. We feel this is out of reach for most people so we sent out an APB. We were approached a few months ago by a company that created a version for us that has all the right features, dimensions, and quality of the original, but at an affordable price. We have extensively tested the Wonder Wand and it is INCREDIBLE. 5 Stars.
This is ONE toy that everyone who enjoys prostate play should own. This is truly a wonder. Get ready to experience orgasms like never before… it’s extremely hygienic, and comfortable and it’s very easy to use. *It can be used by women too!
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Our Regular Price: $89.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $49.99
Toy #2: Darth Vibrator
Darth Vibrator blew everyone’s mind the moment we all tried it. Darth seriously changes the vibe game. Darth has a pulsing, vibrating head right at the tip as well as the base. The tip hits the prostate and sends shockwaves through the body. It’s truly one of a kind when coupled with the vibrating base that hits the balls in the sweet spot. Overall it delivers an intense, incredible sensation. A true, prostate superstar.
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Our Regular Price will be: $69.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $39.99
Toy #3: The ASStronaut
A vibrating butt plug that is fun and also a bit different… say hello to The Asstronaut. A toy designed to send your senses ‘out of this world.’ The Asstronaut has a built-in cock ring, an easy entrance tip, a fun-loving second-level ring, and several powerful vibration levels. Comes with a slick remote and it’s guaranteed to send your senses into space.
![img_6597_720.png]( "img_6597_720.png")
Our Regular Price: $69.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $39.99
Toy #4: The Scorpion
Our testers all had similar reactions to the Scorpion when they first saw it. “Is this toy going to be Zero or a Hero?” It didn’t take long for everyone to agree that this is one toy we MUST offer. It is perfect for beginners and pros alike. The combination of a cock ring, vibration for the butt AND perineum stimulation results in a toy that packs a surprising ZING of unexpected pleasure. Great to use alone or with a partner.
![img_6604_720.png]( "img_6604_720.png")
![img_6685_720.png]( "img_6685_720.png")
Regular Price: $49.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $29.99
Toy #5 The Manta Ray
The Manta Ray is The Scorpion on supercharge mode. A slightly BIGGER butt plug, BIGGER vibe for your perineum and also stacks a vibe for your cock, too! This toy has it all. Get ready to feel pleasure from tip to tail. The Manta Ray will surprise and dazzle your darkest, deepest cave.
![img_6608_720.png]( "img_6608_720.png")
![img_6678_720.png]( "img_6678_720.png")
Regular Price $49.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $29.99
Toy 6 & 7 Bruce and Carl
Meet our friendly Butt Plug Bros, Bruce and Carl. These two bad boys have multi-vibration and rimming features that result in pure, butthole bliss.
-Bruce is perfect for beginners. Bruce is roughly 4 inches in length, 1.5 inches in diameter, and 5 inches in circumference.
-Carl is for those who desire something bigger. Carl is roughly 5 inches in length and 2 Inches in diameter and 6.5 inches in circumference (about the width of a Red Bull can!)
Both brothers are aces in the hole. Truth!
![img_6663_720.png]( "img_6663_720.png")
Bruce (Smaller)
Regular Price $69.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $39.99
![img_6664_720.png]( "img_6664_720.png")
Carl (Larger)
Regular Price $79.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $49.99
Thank you for reading this far and showing interest and support for this project. Hopefully, there is something that interests you above. If not we will do our best to have something you like in the next batch.
If you have any questions please let us know. Over the coming days we will try to post some more images and videos of these toys in use.
If you'd like to reserve any of the above please fill out this form. No payment is required at this time
Reserve Your Toy(s) Here!
We have spent the last year working on this project. Our goal? To bring fun and excitement to your lives. We have spent countless hours working on finding the best toys because if it’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right. By extensively researching the industry (attending multiple sex toy conferences) and meeting with the biggest sex toy companies, our goal was to learn everything there was to learn from the business side before launching to our customers.
During this process, we also became the ultimate customer! We ordered 100s (ok, 1000s) of toys. Tried the best ones and threw a whole bunch out, too. We read and researched customer reviews on these products. We looked at these toys from every angle to bring you the very best of the best, to start.
Some very important criteria about the toys we choose;
Smile Delivery. From the moment you receive it to the moment you put it away, your ‘smile stain’ stays in place
Fun, exciting, and effective. No point in buying something that looks fun but fails to deliver
High-quality & body-safe
Affordable. Most toys are $75 to $200. Our goal is to offer toys that are fun, long-lasting, and even more affordable at the same time
Given that our main audience is men, we are focusing on prostate toys. We feel this is an area in which we can make a difference. LPSG is a community of over 2,000,000 men and we want to help spread the joy and benefits of prostate play.
The process of selecting which toys to offer involved a lot of back-and-forth with our testing team. Our first goal was to find toys that you will love.
We poured our hearts and souls into finding the really, really (really) good ones. We are quite sure you will agree with us. But if for any reason you are not satisfied with any of our toys, we will give you your money back.
We are launching with limited quantities of each, to start. If you are interested, please contact us to reserve your toy(s) ASAP.
Toy #1: Wonder Wand
The ‘wand’ has been around for 10+ years and is generally considered the ultimate for prostate play and hands-free orgasms. One issue, this product usually sells for $150+. Ouch. We feel this is out of reach for most people so we sent out an APB. We were approached a few months ago by a company that created a version for us that has all the right features, dimensions, and quality of the original, but at an affordable price. We have extensively tested the Wonder Wand and it is INCREDIBLE. 5 Stars.
This is ONE toy that everyone who enjoys prostate play should own. This is truly a wonder. Get ready to experience orgasms like never before… it’s extremely hygienic, and comfortable and it’s very easy to use. *It can be used by women too!
Our Regular Price: $89.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $49.99
Toy #2: Darth Vibrator
Darth Vibrator blew everyone’s mind the moment we all tried it. Darth seriously changes the vibe game. Darth has a pulsing, vibrating head right at the tip as well as the base. The tip hits the prostate and sends shockwaves through the body. It’s truly one of a kind when coupled with the vibrating base that hits the balls in the sweet spot. Overall it delivers an intense, incredible sensation. A true, prostate superstar.
Our Regular Price will be: $69.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $39.99
Toy #3: The ASStronaut
A vibrating butt plug that is fun and also a bit different… say hello to The Asstronaut. A toy designed to send your senses ‘out of this world.’ The Asstronaut has a built-in cock ring, an easy entrance tip, a fun-loving second-level ring, and several powerful vibration levels. Comes with a slick remote and it’s guaranteed to send your senses into space.
Our Regular Price: $69.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $39.99
Toy #4: The Scorpion
Our testers all had similar reactions to the Scorpion when they first saw it. “Is this toy going to be Zero or a Hero?” It didn’t take long for everyone to agree that this is one toy we MUST offer. It is perfect for beginners and pros alike. The combination of a cock ring, vibration for the butt AND perineum stimulation results in a toy that packs a surprising ZING of unexpected pleasure. Great to use alone or with a partner.
Regular Price: $49.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $29.99
Toy #5 The Manta Ray
The Manta Ray is The Scorpion on supercharge mode. A slightly BIGGER butt plug, BIGGER vibe for your perineum and also stacks a vibe for your cock, too! This toy has it all. Get ready to feel pleasure from tip to tail. The Manta Ray will surprise and dazzle your darkest, deepest cave.
Regular Price $49.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $29.99
Toy 6 & 7 Bruce and Carl
Meet our friendly Butt Plug Bros, Bruce and Carl. These two bad boys have multi-vibration and rimming features that result in pure, butthole bliss.
-Bruce is perfect for beginners. Bruce is roughly 4 inches in length, 1.5 inches in diameter, and 5 inches in circumference.
-Carl is for those who desire something bigger. Carl is roughly 5 inches in length and 2 Inches in diameter and 6.5 inches in circumference (about the width of a Red Bull can!)
Both brothers are aces in the hole. Truth!
Bruce (Smaller)
Regular Price $69.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $39.99
Carl (Larger)
Regular Price $79.99
Early Access Users ONLY: $49.99
Thank you for reading this far and showing interest and support for this project. Hopefully, there is something that interests you above. If not we will do our best to have something you like in the next batch.
If you have any questions please let us know. Over the coming days we will try to post some more images and videos of these toys in use.
If you'd like to reserve any of the above please fill out this form. No payment is required at this time
Reserve Your Toy(s) Here!
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