That sounds fucking hilarious mate - I think I wanna try something like that.
Only really had one big night out since we got back from rugby tour and it didn't go as planned!
After a great rugby match we all went off into town to get wankered. Pretty soon there was these two gorgeous blondes with massive tits and a dirty look about them standing at the bar. I made a comment to Rob about how we should take them both back to our house and bang them, when Alex adds, I reckon I'd join you in that!
I turned round and said, I thought you had enough of trying to compete with us on tour.
He laughed and said, All banter mate, you know I fuck better than you two. But we'll let them come up with the forfeit for the losers tonight.
I said, Good idea - I'm a bit bored with spunking on your face - need something different to keep it funny!
He laughed and the three of us turned on the charm with the girls and all went back to their hotel room. As soon as we got inside, they sat on the bed and said, Come on then boys, get naked.
We got down to our boxers and they wanted us to flex for them. Rob's the muscliest so he was in his element - the girls were fucking licking their lips. They started massaging our bodies, running their hands over our pec, and abs and biceps, kissing the backs of our necks and telling us how great our bodies were. We tried to get them to undress a bit but they said they wanted our boxers off first. So we stood either side of Alex and got our cocks out. He was trying not to look embarrassed but they really weren't paying him much attention haha. They started stripping each other naked which got us all rock hard then one of them pulled the hotel sewing kit out of the draw and held up the tape measure! Alex was like, You can see who’s the biggest theres no need to rub it in by measuring us!
But they did anyway lol: 10 inches, 8 inches, and 6 inches haha. I was feeling smug cos they kept going on about how massive I was so I put my arms round Alex and Rob's shoulders, looked at the girls and said, And I tell you what those extra two inches make all the fucking difference!
Then I winked at Alex and said, And the extra four inches - fuck!!
Rob started laughing and they told us to lie down on the bed and then started going down on us. We had Alex in between us and he was hardly getting any action haha, they were just either going on about how massive my cock is or commenting on the thickness of Rob's. He tels them both that its girth than counts, not length, then got behind the one that was sucking him off and started fucking her real hard. She’s making a right noise lol and he gives me a wink. I get up to and start banging the other girl. Alex is lying there so Rob says to them, Come on get sucking on his balls; I hope your both gonna tell us who’s best… just so Sean and Alex can work on their technique.
Then he turns to the one I'm fucking, kisses her and says, Seany may be hung like a horse but he’s a bit rusty!
She started to laugh then he suddenly picked her up just as I was about to fuck her some more and started banging her while standing up. She's gripping onto his biceps and screaming. So he grins and says, We’ve had a little bet and the losers get a forfeit. You can make up anything.
Alex and I were now a bit worried, and I cut in, Within reason!
But Rob just laughed cause he knew I was worried and said, Nah, absolutely anything… Sean and Alex’ll fucking do it.
I grabbed the girl on the bed, slid myself half way in and she was moaning like hell, so then I pumped it all the way in and she was screaming!
Alex still hadn't had any haha so he goes over to the girl who's shagging Rob. She's now riding him and he's just flexing his muscles for her. Alex, pulled her legs towards his and took over her pussy while she sucked off Rob. She's not making much noise so Rob leans forward and says, Wow Alex, I'd never really noticed just how small your dick is before! Don't worry baby you can have my big thick beast again in a minute - gotta give him a go.
She laughed and then suddenly gave a massive scream of pleasure! Alex grabbed her hair and kept pounding the same spot and she was in fucking ecstacy! I was fucking mine real deep and even she started looking over, so I changed position and started fucking even harder.
Then Alex drops her exhausted body on top of Rob and says, There you go mate - see if you can beat that.
Then he comes over to mine and says, You ready to try my dick now baby?
And the bitch fucking jumped on him, leaving me standing there. Aex started laughing, lay her down and started fucking her. She wasn't quite as turned on as Rob's was haha, so I sat across her and fed her my big cock, getting as much as she could in her mouth. I was like, Yeah nothing like ten inches is their baby?
And then suddenly Alex hit the fucking spot again and mine was screaming her head off too!
Rob and I knew we had to pull out the big guns so for the next hour we all just fucked like crazy, showing off as best we could. At one point Rob had one facing him but bent over backwards while he drilled her, so I pushed Alex's face down to lick her pussy while Rob fucked it. I thought he'd complain but he slid his fingers up her arse and got her moaning even more.
Later on, they’re both licking my cock while Rob fucks one and Alex fucks the other. Rob's is screaming her head off even more than Alex's, and neither are paying quite enough attention to my knob as they should have been so he takes the initiative and asks them if they’ve decided who’s best. The one he's driving wild looks at her mate and says, Oh yeah, we’ve definitely decided - you’re amazing! I was gutted and Rob was pissing himself laughing.
Then she added, But Alex is out of this world!
And then he stopped laughing. The one Alex was fucking smiled at Rob and said, Now you said something about a forfeit...
Then they announce we've got to suck Alex balls!
I think we instantly lots our hardons. Alex was laughing like a madman, then just spread my legs, put his hands behind his head and waited! Twat.
They bent down to watch us do it and we got on all fours and licked his balls. It was fucking horrible. But they said it wasn’t enough and that they'd specified sucking. We hesitated at first but then said fuck it and took a bollock each in our mouths!
Alex lay there going, Come on lads, work my nuts nicely!
The girls timed a minute, then they lay on the bed and said, Right boys - finish us off with your best fucking. Rob and I got to our feet and looked at each others limp cock. We started stroking our dicks to get them back up but nothing was happening - I think we were a bit put off by the taste of Alex's balls in our mouth. Anyway, he's still rock hard so he gets these two girls on all fours and starts fucking them like crazy, swapping between his cock and his fingers to drive them wild.
We're desperately trying to get our dicks back up so we can join in and he's laughing his head off to the girls, Look at that ladies: two huge cocks but not a hardon between them - come on lads, you're supposed to be two of the team's top shaggers and neither of you can get it up! Smile!
We look up from struggling with our dicks and the twat's stood his phone on the bedside table and is filming us both trying to get it up. On the plus side, there was no footage of us sucking his balls.
Suddenly, just as we're getting our cocks hard again, he pulls them both back onto his body, his dick in one, his fingers in the other, he rammed as deep as he could and they both fucking squirted at the same time, all over me and Rob. We just looked at each other fucking gutted.
Alex leaned over to get his phone, grabbed both the girls and filmed hismelf coming in their faces. Then he switched his phone off, grinned at us and then said, Come on girls - lets have a shower!
Rob and I stood then, drenched in pussy juice, having finally got our dicks back up, and with no one to fuck! Alex laughed and said, Perhaps you two should finish each other off.
The girls laughed and went to the shower with him. We looked at each other, cleaned ourselves up with Alex's t-shirt, got our clothes back on and shouted, We'll meet you downstairs in the bar.
No problem lads, he shouted back, Cheers for doing your bit - but really I didn't need either of you.