manjimanji
Experimental Member
I just remembered this today, it's by far the most embarrassing thing to happen to me at the doctors, and it wasn't an erection.
>acquire chlamydia from an unsavory woman
>get treated, but still feel 'off'
>go back to doctor, he suggests a prostate check
>nervous, but kind of curious to see how it feels
>tells me to pull pants down and bend over table
>applies a massive glob of lube and sticks middle finger in
>uncomfortable but feels kind of pleasant at the same time
>only lasts a few seconds and he's done
>look down at table
>there's a very noticeable puddle of drool
I didn't even enjoy it that much, but it certainly looked like I had a grand old fucking time. to make matters worse, they make you clean yourself off like a cheap whore afterwards and I accidentally hit his hand with my lube tissue as I went to throw it away. it was one of those situations where we both went to throw something in the garbage at the same time and it just happened, like walking down the hall in school and someone gets in your way but you both move the same direction to get out of each others way and you just end up waddling back and forth awkwardly as you try to pass by, but in this scenario it was a gross lubey tissue that I used to wipe my violated anus with.
anyways, I have a prostate massager in my ass I type this. butt stuff is fun.
>acquire chlamydia from an unsavory woman
>get treated, but still feel 'off'
>go back to doctor, he suggests a prostate check
>nervous, but kind of curious to see how it feels
>tells me to pull pants down and bend over table
>applies a massive glob of lube and sticks middle finger in
>uncomfortable but feels kind of pleasant at the same time
>only lasts a few seconds and he's done
>look down at table
>there's a very noticeable puddle of drool
I didn't even enjoy it that much, but it certainly looked like I had a grand old fucking time. to make matters worse, they make you clean yourself off like a cheap whore afterwards and I accidentally hit his hand with my lube tissue as I went to throw it away. it was one of those situations where we both went to throw something in the garbage at the same time and it just happened, like walking down the hall in school and someone gets in your way but you both move the same direction to get out of each others way and you just end up waddling back and forth awkwardly as you try to pass by, but in this scenario it was a gross lubey tissue that I used to wipe my violated anus with.
anyways, I have a prostate massager in my ass I type this. butt stuff is fun.