Originally posted by madame_zora@Apr 27 2005, 05:24 AM
I expected exactly what we are getting. Don't worry, there's more to come.
[post=305294]Quoted post[/post]
Yea, Jana. Threre is more to come. Who knows. We all may meet face to face in a prison. All of us here that are in the US of A may be arrested for God knows what. But mainly for being a member here and Jana, you and I have plenty on record for them to use if they don't like our posts.
So we are headed to the Middle Ages. Seminal fluid is now a toxin. Wow. Masturbation will now be illegal. What about wet dreams? Shall we punish any boy caught with stained sheets or underwear?
While we are at it. Let's spend millions of dollars on the mentral cycle and the toxins produced there. Shall we make it illegal to have a period as well.
While we are at it. Let's make defacting illegal. I hate having to use public restrooms. Let's just declare peeing illegal too. Those byproducts are definitely toxins.
I have had sinus problems. Can we declare ehem, uh "snot" illegal?
And last we need to pass legislation making the passing of smelly farts illegal. They disrupt classrooms across the nation. And most folks don't like them. I'm sure a survey can be done to prove that people don't like to be present when someone as farted one of those them is heavy and permeates the entire room for it seems eternity.
I am getting excited over all of this. Our US Government:
"Wasting your tax dollars inefficiently. But at least we are conssitent"
I am looking forward the the judicial proceedings.
Senator Shitass: "Sir, what is your position on eurotoxins? Should it reach the Supreme Court. Do you believe that mean passing eurotoxins is constitutional?
Senator Pissless: "Sir, there are some who do not agree with the latest government findings and believe that have a right to shit in the nation of ours. Do you believe that people have a constitutional right to shit. Do you believe that it is constitutional for people and business to have commodes and urinals. Does the presence of commodes and urinals pass contitutional muster?"
Senator Shitass: There is some concern about your position. As you know there were no commodes and urinals in the United States when our beloved and perfect Constitution was ratified by the states. There is a lot of concern about this issue. I mean there is absolutely no evidence that there were commodes and urinals in our country when the Constitution was ratified.
Senator Clueless: I just want to know if you are ProCommodes or ProNoShit. By the way didn't Thomas Jefferson have an indoor restroom at Monticello?
Senator Shitass: Not exactly. The one he had did meet constitutional mandates at the time. But slaves carried the buckets of shit down to empty them. Slavery has been abolished. So there is no one to go and empty the slop jars now meeting strict constitutional standards.
Senator Clueless: Damn I don't care about all the shit. Pardon the pun. But a poll in my district says they want commodes. I don't give a rat's ass about the Consitution. I just want to know if I vote to confirm you if it will make me lose my job as Senator in the next election. Do you understand what I need to know? So are you ProCommodes or not?
Senator Pissless: We need to end this discussion right now. We don't need to be holding up Presidential appointees. Our job is to approve whomever the President nominates for judges. We have a constitutional mandate to confirm these nominees without any questions. Do you realize when we ask questions we are also questioning the President of the United States's ability to select the finest people in the nation to be judges. I move to end all debate and confirm this nominee to the Supreme Court. It is the right thing to do.
Oh our wonderful Congrees at work. Eurotoxins now. Shit and Piss will be next.
)
