Ever shown your penis to a door to door evangelist/solicitor?
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I've always wanted to answer the door clothed, invite the "Elder" missionaries them in, offer them a seat and a drink. While fixing the drinks, I'd shuck my clothes and work up a hardon that I'd present to them with drinks.
So far, I've only felt up my junk when some old woman jehovas witnesses came by, nothing to get turned on about.
So far, I've only felt up my junk when some old woman jehovas witnesses came by, nothing to get turned on about.
Wanted to tell the JW's, I am a devout nudist, you come in and strip down and listen to what I have to say, then I will listen to what you have to say. I did not do that, but came up with one better. They knocked, I opened the door. They started in...I said I am a Roman Catholic. I did not know those old ladies could move so fast. They never did come back.
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I want to flash the ups man. I know he'd fall over the railing. haha
If I know who they are I don't answer the door, and if I have to, I suggest politely that their time would be better spent elsewhere.
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Too bad I am not a morman or jehovah, because I would make a special trip to your co-op and knock on the door to spread the good word with you.
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If they immediately screamed out "Oh my God" I'd be left wonderring if it was mere suprise, a prayer to their lord, or a prayer of respect to my dick.
The way I understand the law in the UK, public nudity is actually legal as long as it isnt sexually suggestive. Not a lot of police officers seem to know this though...
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An old college tutor and vague family acquaintance was a nudist, as was her husband... They used to frequently open the door to evangelists naked and listening to Slayer.
Now, in their defence, by the time they'd got dressed, they'd have probably moved on to another house, so the case could be argued that they were just trying to be polite!
Now, in their defence, by the time they'd got dressed, they'd have probably moved on to another house, so the case could be argued that they were just trying to be polite!
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Remember the rage at one time of women wrapping themselves
in Seran Wrap and meeting their husbands at the door in the evening?
Well, as a joke, on her birthday, I decided to welcome her home after work...and told her to ring the door bell when she arrived...that I had a surprise for her. :biggrin:
I worked up a boner, covered myself with the wrap and stuck my appendage through a hole in the wrap...hung a note on it tied with a big Red Bow....
The bell rang and I flung open the door and said HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
It was the diaper delivery man! :frown1:
Not intentionally, but, I have opened the door with morning wood and didn't realize it! LOL
By this logic, you can shoot someone in your house and not be responsible for it. If you're already clothed and they come to the door and you deliberately show them your dick, that's illegal.
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