Ewan Mitchell

[Houellebecq]

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OMG sooooooooooo hot

 

[Dejum]

He has 100% straight energy which drives me crazy I will never have a chance with him

 

[deleted27005051]

He has 100% straight energy which drives me crazy I will never have a chance with him

In what world does he have 100% straight energy?

 

[mancunianboi]

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If he was mine, I wouldn’t let him up for air. I’d be sucking that all day long. What a man.

 

[nick9182]

I reckon he's 5-6 inches soft

 

[jkc]

I reckon he's 5-6 inches soft

We've literally seen him soft. It ain't that long.

 

[lexss84]

We've literally seen him soft. It ain't that long.

Maybe he meant 5-6 cm

 

[nick9182]

We've literally seen him soft. It ain't that long.

Ofcourse I've seen it, just estimating based on it lol

 

[lexss84]

Ofcourse I've seen it, just estimating based on it lol

If you’ve seen it and think it’s 5-6 inches soft, I beg of you, go see an eye doctor!! Lolll

 

[jkc]

If you’ve seen it and think it’s 5-6 inches soft, I beg of you, go see an eye doctor!! Lolll

If that thing were 6 inches soft it would've slapped Tom Glynn-Carney in the face.

 

[lexss84]

If that thing were 6 inches soft it would've slapped Tom Glynn-Carney in the face.

Precisely lolllll

 

[johnjohnston]

In what world does he have 100% straight energy?

Like half of these actors have queer dimensions and/or have indulged “experimentation”. So, 100% is frequently gonna be off. They low-key want to view him as “100% straight” because it turns them on more. Also, no matter Ewan’s dimensions, preferences, lifestyle, where he is in the gender, sexual, romantic, emotion, commitment spectrum- I doubt anyone who posts here has a chance.

 

[Zephy]

I want to be parasocial with him

 

[vnuiee]

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[vnuiee]

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(he acted in a music video, according to a tweet i read, dk what for, that’s what it’s from)

 

[BurguerQueen]

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Now I’m curious to see him naked with his natural body hair untouched instead of the completely shaved version HOTD gave us

 

[Golem40]

 

[vnuiee]

OH MY GAWD …

 

[vnuiee]

vhagar ^__^

 

[Lady Frost OBE]

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