Exaggerating cock size?

[Gregjockca]

you people need real sex lives. look it, people, it doesn't matter so much the size of the cock as long as you're able to choke on it. i sucked this one guy off that was probably something silly like six inches but his cock was shaped like a beer can, real thick (my jaw hurts thinking about it). halleluja! i saw the sweet light of god! now how the fuck does this measurement game of yours handle statistical blips like that? it's just dumb.

besides, when you also consider that people can get into different _states_ of hardness (like "i just popped two pills of viagra", or "you're a fat ugly cow but i'm still horny"), then all penis erection tests are doomed to be undermined by too many lurking variables. does anybody wonder how these test subjects were aroused? maybe many of them didn't find their lab scientist sexy. hahaha.

just have fun, grope people, and if you're doing it right, you're gagging too much on someone's hot meatpole to post about average penis sizes. By the way, I have a two foot long cock and can't fit into pants at all, hahaha.

 

[longbeachguy]

Does it disturb you to have lost 2 inches in the past week?

http://lpsg.org/showpost.php?p=402781&postcount=101

So am I correct in assuming that after this, PILEDRIVER quitely disappeared from here with his tail between his legs?

 

[B_andyo]

I ve got a question and i dont want to make a thread about it.. but send me a message if u can or answer it.. how mych bigger does ur penis get if u pumped? 1-2? inches?

 

[longbeachguy]

I have an issue that I'd like your opinions on.

A girl I've been talking to claims to have had a bf with a 14" cock, that was on a website like mostercocks or something. She makes som e rather dubious claims about the cock sizes she's been with, and claims to have measured all of these men:

14": 1
13": 1
12": 2
11": 3
10": 3
09": 12

And of course this is not counting all of the members BELOW these sizes.

She seems like a serious type and not the kind to lie, but I seriously find her "huge cock trophycase" to be highly suspect.

 

[longbeachguy]

I can't find the edit button on here. She also claims to have been with 16 guys who were 8".

 

[milf_hunter]

Well, she might not actually be "lying" but i think her claims are incorrect. Statistically she would have had to have been with over 10 000 guys, on average, for anything that even resembles this to be true.

 

[B_9inchstallion]

Some guys lie-some don't.I don't.Getting a hard on over 8 inches isn't a problem for me.And having a woman fall for my cock size is a turn on,but having only fall for that is also a turn off.Gals write-unless your nuts.

 

[arliss]

people often use what is known as "internet inches" when reporting their dick size...lol...to avid falling into this category i have measured and re measured and have had partners measure by dick according to ...the dick measuring experts on the net lol.....and i am logging in at 11 inches in length and seven inches around

 

[transformer_99]

I witnessed this phenomena of "penis size puffery" the other night. I overheard another guy bragging about having 11" to impress a woman. Her response was "yeah, right, maybe 11 minus 10 inches". It was pretty funny actually, she shot him down, no sex after that exchange/banter. It would have been interesting had it progressed further and to have been able to observe and document the reactions when the moment of truth arrived and he had to produce an 11 inch cock. Would she be pissed, disappointed or just horney enough that it didn't matter ? Would he be embarassed for lieing ? Is the puffery just a precursor for simply bedding her ? In this particular exchange, it appeared to be a love-hate thing, maybe to build the intensity of passion. All the while it was going on, I bcould only think of this thread and was simply curious to see how it panned out in the end. And in the end, it wasn't meant to be, as she left the social gathering with another friend.

 

[viking1]

I witnessed this phenomena of "penis size puffery" the other night. I overheard another guy bragging about having 11" to impress a woman. Her response was "yeah, right, maybe 11 minus 10 inches". It was pretty funny actually, she shot him down, no sex after that exchange/banter. It would have been interesting had it progressed further and to have been able to observe and document the reactions when the moment of truth arrived and he had to produce an 11 inch cock. Would she be pissed, disappointed or just horney enough that it didn't matter ? Would he be embarassed for lieing ? Is the puffery just a precursor for simply bedding her ? In this particular exchange, it appeared to be a love-hate thing, maybe to build the intensity of passion. All the while it was going on, I bcould only think of this thread and was simply curious to see how it panned out in the end. And in the end, it wasn't meant to be, as she left the social gathering with another friend.

This is an interesting phenomenon. Some people like being handed bull crap, and others don't. Not just about size, either.

I have worked with some guys who were champion bull shooters. Some people were taken in by it, and just ate it up. Others were indignant.
I am amazed at the number of people who either can't smell bull crap, or actually just like it. As for me, I can't stand a bull shooter.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

It's just really easy to do. First, there's no particular pressure to be accurate. There isn't a scientific board or calibrated instrument ready for most guys to verify against, and if a dick looks somewhat impressively big on a visual, then most are apt to believe it. Second, there's enough anonymity (not to mention PhotoShopping and picture swiping) on the Internet to the extent that some are simply content not to question one's claim. Third, guys can but don't always agree on the top-bone measurement as the most accurate way to ascertain size. Some measuring behavior simply won't reflect that. Porn is also a bad model for it. Guys' measurements are taken from the underside and are shown as such, so that we either (a) get viciously jealous of what they're packing or (b) go hmph because eye-to-eye we look like a match too. Fourth, camera angles and shots often complicate the visual analysis.

I say I'm over 9x6 for a couple of good reasons. First off, my fist measures 3" across and I can get two hands and almost all of a third on my erection. I can't even get the head in a toilet paper roll and, regarding the dollar test, the edges just barely touch. I suppose if I really had the time to do it, I would take several measurements all along my dick and extrapolate the most accurate size. I don't. And furthermore, the few times I've compared size with guys, they claim to be close to me and yet it doesn't pan out that way.

So... yeah... big ol cock here. You can put however many decimal points you want on it, but fact's a fact.

 

[arliss]

Blackthorne?...hmmmm..why are you no longer a moderator on this site?

 

[billybulge]

I have chatted with a girl on here who claims she, herself, has measured a 15"x10" cock.....my reply, "Why are you measuring a horse's cock."

 

[txnrude]

most people exaggerate, it's just how it goes. I for one find it real amusing because I don't lie about my size, and although I am only 7 inches I will see pics on here of guys claiming much larger size when their pics look the same if not smaller than my pics.

 

[transformer_99]

This is an interesting phenomenon. Some people like being handed bull crap, and others don't. Not just about size, either.

I have worked with some guys who were champion bull shooters. Some people were taken in by it, and just ate it up. Others were indignant.
I am amazed at the number of people who either can't smell bull crap, or actually just like it. As for me, I can't stand a bull shooter.

Actually it was quite hillarious, it breaks up the monotony of a boring evening. How big of a hole could that guy dig for himself ? Obviously his exaggeration was as equally ridiculous as her remark about lack of size. They were probably perfect for each other, they just couldn't get past the preliminaries in that bizarre courting/mating ritual ?

 

[viking1]

Actually it was quite hillarious, it breaks up the monotony of a boring evening. How big of a hole could that guy dig for himself ? Obviously his exaggeration was as equally ridiculous as her remark about lack of size. They were probably perfect for each other, they just couldn't get past the preliminaries in that bizarre courting/mating ritual ?

You could be right. One bull shooter deserves another, I think.

Yes, it can quite humerous to see these bull crappers in action.

 

[LemacST]

Thanks for the backup :smile: . Yeah I've never had any reason not to be thrilled with my 6.75 X 5.5. No reason to claim to be bigger. Besides I've gotten pretty good feedback from the ladies. I'll quote one satisfied woman who told me my cock was, and I quote, "big enough to show my pussy who's boss, but not so big that my pussy wants to stop taking orders from it!" That always cracked me up.

Ha, nice.

I am somewhere between 6 and 6 1/2" by 5 and 5 1/4"--I never seem to get consistent measures for some reason. I assume lots of men who are exactly my size jsut round up and claim they're "about 7 inches". Since my size is fairly average and common, people now commonly hear "7 inches" and this probably causes real 7inchers to round their own figures up, causing a chain reaction. This is why lots of people perceive 5 1/2"--which is as average as it comes, proven in many studies--as "small". They're picturing like a 4-5" penis because they're conditioned to think "average" is "between 6 and 7 inches" (which is still within average range, but you know). Also when it comes to big dicks, an 8 incher is so huge in comparison to a 6 incher (given proportionate girth) that people often mis-estimate them to be like 9, 10, 11, 12 inches. Look my up thread "Why do people seem to think average is 7 inches" and you'll see what I mean.

 

[LemacST]

I have an issue that I'd like your opinions on.

A girl I've been talking to claims to have had a bf with a 14" cock, that was on a website like mostercocks or something. She makes som e rather dubious claims about the cock sizes she's been with, and claims to have measured all of these men:

14": 1
13": 1
12": 2
11": 3
10": 3
09": 12

And of course this is not counting all of the members BELOW these sizes.

She seems like a serious type and not the kind to lie, but I seriously find her "huge cock trophycase" to be highly suspect.

So basically...
8 3/4": 1
8": 1
7 1/2": 2
6 3/4": 3
6 1/2": 3
5 3/4": 12

 

[ganja4me]

I have an issue that I'd like your opinions on.

A girl I've been talking to claims to have had a bf with a 14" cock, that was on a website like mostercocks or something. She makes som e rather dubious claims about the cock sizes she's been with, and claims to have measured all of these men:

14": 1
13": 1
12": 2
11": 3
10": 3
09": 12

And of course this is not counting all of the members BELOW these sizes.

She seems like a serious type and not the kind to lie, but I seriously find her "huge cock trophycase" to be highly suspect.

Well if she's not lieing then I would seriously doubt her ability to use a ruler. I guarantee she has not been with a 14" or 12 9" or 16 8". Either she can't measure, she is lieing about measuring and just playing guessing games, or she is making the whole thing up.

 

[curiouslyred9]

We all know "we" all want to believe we are bigger than we are. It's what we know is the truth that counts. "Men" or "women" in general ,really d'ont care it's the sex that WELL !!!!!