Festival Urinals: Realising just big the average dick is

[Howard1122]

I have been to a fair number of events and gatherings where nudity is permitted. Burn events and rainbow gatherings. My observation is that cocks in general reflect the average. Of course, with an average, there will be some better endowed than others. Rainbow gatherings are clothes optional so nudity is in the context of not wearing clothes. It is the same for Kiwiburn, but there is at Kiwiburn one large mass nudity event where on Saturday night most get naked and run around the man. Some years it can be 1400, though last time it was no more than 500 and around half are male. I would recommend anyone who doubts me to attend a festival like Kiwiburn and see for yourself.

 

[shady ace]

I've seen a good amount of dicks in my life and mine is one of the smaller ones

 

[PrintsA]

Yep. What we are told is average seems to be absolute hog wash. Your observations about size seems to be more and more common as people are waking up and noticing the lies were being told. According to studies I'm supposed to be well above average in length and slightly above in girth. Yet among a group of friends when I was younger I was always the smallest in length and girth . 2 out of 5 friends were significantly larger. Back then my flaccid was around 4 NBP x 4.2" EG and I have been smaller than probably 90+% of the dicks I have seen. I even had one woman suddenly become reluctant to have sex after seeing it. Another chose a friend over me because of my size. Something isnt adding up...

I have found it incredibly frustrating to be told one thing but for my own eyes and intuition to totally contradict what these "studies" claim. At this point as I keep hearing more and more anecdotes like yours I have my doubts I'm even average.

The thing about studies also is who are these participants? Can it really be that random and accurate. I have never been part of a study. I'd bring the average even further down. No one I know has been a part of the study. Also, how long ago were these studies conducted. Cocks are getting bigger on average over time. Just like people on average have gotten taller throughout history.

If they measured everyone's cock during a routine physical, like the measure height and weight and had that data, then we'd have a truer number.

 

[michael_3165]

I've never seen 5 or 6 soft and I've seen a lot of dick haha

 

[michael_3165]

The thing about studies also is who are these participants? Can it really be that random and accurate. I have never been part of a study. I'd bring the average even further down. No one I know has been a part of the study. Also, how long ago were these studies conducted. Cocks are getting bigger on average over time. Just like people on average have gotten taller throughout history.

If they measured everyone's cock during a routine physical, like the measure height and weight and had that data, then we'd have a truer number.

Sounds like a job for me!

 

[diggita]

I’m tiny when soft (see my pics) It’d be both thrilling and terrifying at the same time for me to use a urinal like that. I’m sure my size would draw some attention.

 

[RaskaYu]

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THOSE THINGS. Come on. Not a single tiny sliver of dignity nor privacy left. Fuck those urinals real time. I'm a shower flaccid with great summer dick and even a bit of exhibitionist but extremely pee shy. I can't use that unless I'm absolutely wasted on hard liquor. There are many other models that respect privacy and are just as efficient, such as ones in a vagely pyramid like shape that are in some european cities. Oh the Humanity...

Anyway, enough ranting for now. But yeah the previous commenters beat me to it, basically.

- Summer dick is very real
- Loose clothing, jumping, dancing.

and I may add...

- Alcohol, specially beer, can make your body feel bloated and that includes your dick.

- There's a lot of hook-ups going on at music festivals so I'm betting a lot of those guys might have been dancing with a very special girl or eyeing some real hunk.

- You can get extremely horny with just a few beers even if you dont particularly fancy anyone there.

- The dudes know other guys are gonna see their dick so they try to approach the urinals with an already big semi-hard for showing.

- Judging by how many gays and bisexual there are, I'm betting a lot found the experience quite hot to say the least.

So yeah I think there were a lot of optimal conditions. Maybe not the absolute optimum, but some well stacked probabilities of seeing great dicks that looked even bigger in person.

 

[ariesgeorge]

Have we discovered which festival it was yet?

 

[aliuel]

One thing I’ve not seen mentioned, but I’m sure affects our own perception of average vs statistical data: there are a number of guys with smaller penises who would simply avoid situations where they will be seen, whether the urinal, gym, etc. That must push the ‘average’ cock size you see IRL up a bit.

 

[Twisted_GardenofOenothera]

One thing I’ve not seen mentioned, but I’m sure affects our own perception of average vs statistical data: there are a number of guys with smaller penises who would simply avoid situations where they will be seen, whether the urinal, gym, etc. That must push the ‘average’ cock size you see IRL up a bit.

Never ever would I get expose myself like that in front of strangers. Nope, not happening. It's between me and a doctor, or a partner, or God.

 

[NIMBUS]

I've never seen the four-sided ones at any of the UK festivals that I've been to. They've become very common over the last seven or eight years - but all the ones that I've seen and used have been hexagonal or octagonal.

 

[ariesgeorge]

Guys should expose their ass at the urinals so I can check those out instead

 

[WilliamG]

Reading the comments about being "pee shy" and all. One of the pluses of aging is you'll not give a shit. I used to be SO insecure about my dick when I was young. Now..? Fuggetaboutit!

 

[cawertu]

Have we discovered which festival it was yet?

Glastonbury?

 

[RaskaYu]

Reading the comments about being "pee shy" and all. One of the pluses of aging is you'll not give a shit. I used to be SO insecure about my dick when I was young. Now..? Fuggetaboutit!

You know what, I agree with that. I'm not as shy as in my teens and definitely not now that I know I'm packing.

Nevertheless, those still look like a complete nightmare to the shy fellas. I can see how they'd avoid those things like the plague. If a product looks so intimidating I'd consider it a big design failure. Call it "psychologically harmful" or whatever.

We shouldn't be so permissive with products and functionality targeted towards men just because somehow we feel like the manly thing to do is to endure some idiot's awful design.

Cue incoming comments like "You know for equality they should put a huge mirror below and a periscope-style peephole in the ladies' portapotty Imma right folks" ha ha ha... lol.

 

[longdicklad]

Yep I know what festival dick means hehe

 

[sdbg]

Hey,

I've just spent 4 days camping at a festival in the UK, and both at my campsite, and at the festival itself, it had these urinals:

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I wish that these units would be in service here in the US. As I have become older, privacy doesn't matter to me when nature calls.

 

[Futhehellru]

The reduced height (to about 1m) of those portable urinals have been around at UK festivals since 2016/17, if not earlier, from what I recall. The removal of the centre height structure provides for a better field of vision for the staff to glance over the area at the entry point. It also results in the creation of centre platforms for us to rest our drinks on, and what no.

People may take a sneaky peek at one another but it’s really not that big an issue to be distressing over. Chill… You’re only there for a minute or so… To piss then piss off! Definitely not for cruising, ya skanks!

Otherwise use the portaloos.

 

[FrankieGuile]

I just posted in another thread about this topic. Being in my late 20s and knowing guys my age and younger and seeing many of my friends all my life and guys in locker rooms it seems soft dicks have gotten larger. I have seen guys on here say the same thing.

...and, as we all know, guys on here are completely honest and accurate about dick size and not at all clouded by their obsession of seeing the dicks of other guys.

 

[FrankieGuile]

I wish that these units would be in service here in the US. As I have become older, privacy doesn't matter to me when nature calls.

Is it that as you've become older "privacy doesn't matter" or as you've become older you have more interest in showing your dick to other guys? Otherwise, what does it matter the type of unit?