Gay Celebrities in the Closet

Like all forms of human intuition, everyone's gaydar is not created equal. To me, Shawn Mendes is an obvious closet case but apparently there are many who still don't see it. I also think gaydar becomes more effective with age and most of Shawn's fanbase are quite young. Then there are the truly wishful thinkers and trolls who make things more complicated.



There are benefits of being a blissfully unaware sheep in life as the last two years have made it clear. Noticing patterns and connecting things one probably shouldn't say out loud makes life more difficult. Speaking of conspiracy theories, I hope TPTB won't order something like an Order 66 on the following people. More likely and much easier, Jeffrey Epstein me or a Bulgarian umbrella / Novichok poisoning and blame it on Russia's Vladimir Putin / North Korea :emoji_spy:

Here is my list of famous people of the world who for whatever reasons I get the gay vibes from. Some I know more about than others and will go in further detail later.

* Bollywood - No household name has come out yet in Bollywood but it's an open secret in case of several celebrities.

Anand Ahuja / Anupam Kher / Anushka Sharma / Ekta Kapoor / Falguni Pathak / Farah Khan / Kangana Ranaut / Karan Johar / Kiran Rao / Paresh Rawal / Rajkummar Rao / Reema Kagti / Sanjay Leela Bhansali / Sushmita Sen / Tushar Kapoor / Virat Kohli / Yash Birla / Zoya Akhtar

* Fashion
- Almost all male designers are openly LGBT but even those who aren't yet seem clearly closeted to me.

Dylan Jones / Elie Saab / Joshua Kane / Matthew Williams / Phillip Plein / Ralph Lauren / Tommy Hilfiger

* Hollywood - The gay kids from school drama clubs eventually end up in Hollywood. So, makes sense there are comparatively more closet cases in the glitzy and glamorous entertainment industry. Also, I recognize more people in this field than sports or politics. To those devoid of gaydar and/or trolls who come to this thread accusing wishful thinking on every page, notice there are women in this list and men who are not my type at all.

Aaron Johnson / Adam Devine / Adam Driver / Angelina Jolie / Antonio Banderas / Barry Diller / Baz Luhrmann / Brad Pitt / Chris Pine / Cilian Murphy / Daniel Craig / George Clooney / Henry Cavill / Hugh Jackman / Jared Leto / Javier Bardem / John Travolta / Johnny Depp / Jude Law / Keanu Reeves / Lin Manuel Miranda / Matthew Broderick / Michael Fassbender / Nicholas Hoult / Oscar Isaac / Patrick Wilson / Paul Mescal / Paul Telfar / Rege Jean Page / Richard Madden / Robert Downey Jr / Rosamund Pike / Sebastian Stan / Seth McFarlane / Simon Rex / Steve McQueen (Director) / Taika Waititi / Tom Cruise / Tom Hardy / Tom Hiddleston / Tyler Hoechlin / Zack Snyder

* Kpop
Amber / Bang Si Hyuk / Jeongyeon / J-Hope / JYP / Amber / Taemin / Rain / Wonho

* Music
Charlie Puth / Drake / Harry Styles / Kanye West / Katy Perry / Kid Cudi / Pink / Robbie Williams / Shawn Mendes / Simon Cowell

* Politics
Angela Merkel / Emmanuel Macron / Mark Rutte / Narendra Modi / Nicola Sturgeon

* Porn

Every prominent male pornstar I've come across including the likes of Ron Jeremy - even with his female sexual harassment cases. I've come to believe porn - especially mainstream/studio porn - is almost completely filled with straight-for-pay males. You have to have watched a lot of porn like me to start realizing this :emoji_sunglasses: and it's ruined most straight porn for me. For whatever reasons, straight men just don't seem to get into sex work.

Naturally, I'm not looking at female pornstars but even then I keep noticing a lot of lesbians - both performers and directors. So, a lot of gays and lesbians fucking each other. And to think of all the heinous acts these closet gays have put women through to cater to the straight male audience and appear macho and live a heteronormative life. I haven’t watched Pierre Woodman closely because it's too traumatic for me but I'll go crazy if I get the gay vibes from him as some have apparently!


* Random / Reality
Carter Reum
/ Conan O’Brien / Connor Murphy / Dan Rockwell / David Walliams / Derek Martin / Dustin McNeer / Harry Lee / Jack Quickenden / Jay Leno / Josh Leyva / Joshua Kushner / Karl Ess / Kandi Burruss / Kirk Norcross / Mike Thurston / Noah Beck / Nino Sukhishvili

* Royalty
Princess Akiko Of Mikasa
/ Princess Bajrakitiyabha Of Thailand / Princess Charlene Of Monaco / Prince Daniel Of Sweden / Prince Edward, Earl Of Wessex / Prince Guillaume Of Luxembourg / Jack Brooksbank / James Middleton / King Mohammed Vi Of Morocco & His Brother Prince Moulay Rachid Of Morocco / King Norodom Sihamoni Of Cambodia / King Philippe Of Belgium

* Sports
Adam Peaty
/ Cristiano Ronaldo / Louis Hamilton / Serena Williams / Virat Kohli

* Wrestling
Austin Theory
/ Brad Maddox / Fandango / Finn Balor / Paul Heyman / Seth Rollins / Vince McMahon

* Writers / Literature
Andre Aciman
- Eating a cum filled peach and bonding with your lover while going number two on the toilet. How does one even come up with such scenarios? And we're supposed to pretend he's straight?

* Posthumus (Relatively Recently)
Chadwick Boseman / David Bowie / Irrfan Khan / Michael Jackson / Patrick Swayze / Prince (Rogers Nelson) / Prince Azim Of Brunei / Sultan Qaboos Bin Said Of Oman

Even if the alive ones in this list never come out in their lifetime, I will still believe they were LGBT should I manage to outlive them. People who existed long before LGBT was a universally recognized thing are now suspected if not confirmed to have been LGBT.
Lin-Manuel Miranda definitley gives off Bisexual energy
 
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