Greyson Hoelzel (0diaryofasimpykid On Tiktok)

[Onryoki]

Alas, in a world where 90% of people are straight, we do tend to get our hopes up just to be disappointed.

It’s not that I got my hopes up. He just came across to me as a gay guy. To me he seemed like those artsy/poetry gays.

 

[diamondleather]

he is so hot but his sense of humor is so... zzzzZ to me.

it's fun for few minutes but dude just can't stop with his ironic answers and we all are supposed to think it's funny.

 

[Ziga299]

he is so hot but his sense of humor is so... zzzzZ to me.

it's fun for few minutes but dude just can't stop with his ironic answers and we all are supposed to think it's funny.

Totally agree

 

[Flynnster64]

It’s not his fault he’s straight he was born that way. But he doesn’t know what he’s missing eh! Guys

 

[glaceon5]

he is so hot but his sense of humor is so... zzzzZ to me.

it's fun for few minutes but dude just can't stop with his ironic answers and we all are supposed to think it's funny.

Hard agree. I want to know how many takes he films before posting. All of his videos try to give the impression that he’s filming on the fly but his tone is like he’s reading a script.

 

[Souichi]

he is so hot but his sense of humor is so... zzzzZ to me.

it's fun for few minutes but dude just can't stop with his ironic answers and we all are supposed to think it's funny.

Him live is this x1000

 

[Rezhead]

That smile gets me every time. Got me kicking my feet and giggling

Sidenote: Apparently he lives with a female roommate which wouldn't have been my first guess lol. Somebody in the comments asked who he was looking at and he just replied "roommate" and you can hear a girl laughing

 

[SamuViana05]

It’s not that I got my hopes up. He just came across to me as a gay guy. To me he seemed like those artsy/poetry gays.

Shouldn't we even respond to this statement from this profile? Because it is only based on assumption.

 

[Brant Stevens]

 

[Rezhead]

 

[devsmith]

he looked extra yummy on his live tonight

 

[JDFeet]

Anyone have his feet pics?

 

[Caleb Trask]

He looks rested, boyish and happy, such a contrast to his performative Eeyore routine?

 

[Dangerouspaulavery]

Wow

 

[Mememe2022]

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[Waterboy1269]

Anyone have his feet pics?

Waiting for the same. Will share if I find any!

 

[untitled1234]

I bet he is a shower and a grower

 

[Rezhead]

At this point, I just need him to collab with Nicholas Hamilton- in more ways than one lol

 

[Rezhead]

 

[Mememe2022]

At this point, I just need him to collab with Nicholas Hamilton- in more ways than one lol
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I need him to piss in that martini shaker mix it up, pour it in a martini glass and serve it to me.